Funny sentences of Runtu and Yan.

1 Lu Xun was walking on the road when he suddenly heard someone calling, "Brother Xun!" Looking back, it was a beautiful teenager with red lips and white teeth.

1 Lu Xun was walking on the road when he suddenly heard someone calling, "Brother Xun!" Looking back, it was a beautiful teenager with red lips and white teeth. Lu Xun asked, "Who are you?" The boy said, "Brother Xun, have you forgotten the golden full moon, the green watermelon field, the steel fork and the boy with the silver ring around his neck?" Lu Xun grabbed him excitedly: "leap soil! You are a leap! " "No, I'm Yan."

2. Lu Xun was walking on the road again when he suddenly heard someone shouting, "Brother Xun!" Looking back, it was a beautiful teenager with red lips and white teeth. Lu Xun asked, "Who are you?" The boy said, "Brother Xun, have you forgotten the golden full moon, the green watermelon field, the steel fork and the boy with the silver ring around his neck?" Lu Xun grabbed him excitedly: "Yan! You are! " "No, I'm a steel fork."

3. Lu Xun was still walking on the road when he suddenly heard someone shouting, "Brother Xun!" Looking back, it was a beautiful teenager with red lips and white teeth. Lu Xun asked, "Who are you?" The boy said, "Brother Xun, have you forgotten the golden full moon, the green watermelon field, the steel fork and the boy with the silver ring around his neck?" Lu Xun grabbed him excitedly: "steel fork! You are a steel fork! " "No, I'm a watermelon."

4. Lu Xun was still walking on the road when he suddenly heard someone shouting "Brother Xun!" Looking back, it was a beautiful teenager with red lips and white teeth.

Lu Xun asked, "Who are you?"

The boy said, "Brother Xun, have you forgotten the golden full moon, the green watermelon field, the steel fork and the boy with the silver ring around his neck?" "

Lu Xun grabbed him excitedly: "Who the hell are you?" ! "

"I ... I ... I'm a leap."

Ready ~ Singing: Fifty-six Runtu, Fifty-six Mango, Fifty-six Sister Malanpo Stealing Watermelon.

This is a simple bird song, arguing about the mating of pigeons at the head of the village. I think I am very suitable for raising a few big white geese and a myna at will. You know, even if the whole chicken coop collapsed because of the rainstorm, I had two tons of feed and other people's chickens were starving to death, I was forced to come to our chicken coop. Even if all the chickens in the village are dead, I won't run. Finally, a bird will disappear from my mouth.

1. After seeing this conversation, I suddenly felt that the bowl in my hand became heavier and my chopsticks were shaking. At this moment, I felt an inexplicable sadness and a feeling of pain. Suddenly, I burst into tears, and huge tears fell to the ground, splashing flowers. So I put down my bowl and chopsticks. I ran to the window and opened it.

2. Preparation ~ Singing: Fifty-six leap soils, fifty-six mangoes, fifty-six Malanpo girls stealing watermelons, and fifty-six languages ~ all in one sentence. Say JB, say JB, the rising pace of hallelujah athletes ~ Hallelujah builds our country ~ Hallelujah, China is heroic ~ Hallelujah. Fifty-six brothers and sisters in fifty-six languages come together to say nothing about JB! Say JB! Say JB!

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I happened to pass by this place today and saw this man bragging here. B, bad words confuse people and endanger life. The old man is devoted to Buddhism, good at thinking, unbearable, and carries forward the spirit of helping others, respecting the old and loving the young. Only pick up a branch and stab it at the landlord's chrysanthemum, mumbling: benefactor, I support you!

6. In order to praise your statement, I rode a tattered motorcycle from a very remote place, in the scorching sun, busy wearing only underwear, braving heavy dust and walking on an uneasy country road to the Internet cafe in the city! There are only two computers in the internet cafe, and I waited in line for 5 hours! I finally like it!

Funny love stories of routine idols

Funny love story of routine idols-1. Wandering around for the first half of my life and cooking soup for you for the second half.

I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

3. "Maybe I'm a bad person"? "But I just need you to kiss me and I'll get better."

4. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

6. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

7. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

8. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.

9. "Happy Mother's Day." I am not a mother yet. "You are the mother of my future child."

10. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

1 1. Will you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

12. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

13. Everything here is fine except you.

14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

15. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you."

16. "Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

17. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

18. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

19. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

20. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

22. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

23. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

24. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

25. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

26. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

27. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

29. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

30. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

3 1. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."

32. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.

34. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

35. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

36. "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence."

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

38. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

39. I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

40. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

Funny love story of routine idols 3 4 1. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

42. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

43. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

44. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

45. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

46. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

47. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

48. I am nine years old and you are three years old, except you.

49. What's the matter with "feeling so stuffy in the chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

50. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the paintings are random scenery, and all the scenery is just to set off you. Since fate has brought you.

5 1. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"

52. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

53. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

54. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."

I asked you why you like you, and the answer was that when I was with you, I thought of growing old with you. Because I can't pull myself out of your life, I like that you can't be spontaneous or even stupid.

56. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Say it first."

57. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

58. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

59. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

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1. I have to rely on threats to do what any beautiful girl can do.

2. The personality you think is actually blind.

3. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

Tencent's investment has given many people hope and also disappointed many people.

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

Lao Liu, why don't you play golf with Lao Li? Lao Zhang asked. When you are not paying attention, you move the ball with your feet. Would you like to play with such a person? Lao Liu replied. Well, I don't want Lao Zhang to admit it. Neither does Lao Li. Lao Liu replied.

7. Philosopher's love is a discussion topic, writer's love is a composition topic, mathematician's love is a calculation topic, politician's love is a judgment topic, ordinary people's love is a filling topic, and boring life is full of love.

8. Talking to some bitches is a waste of saliva.

9. Girl, don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the lake ~

10, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

1 1, the first love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early.

12, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.

13, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I'll play dead for you!

14, Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

15. If you love several people at the same time, you are young. If you only love one person, then you are old; If you don't love anyone, you have been born again.

16. We rested for two days at the weekend, and everyone is very tired now.

17, please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

18, a man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime!

19, how much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

20, sleepy in class, ADHD after class.

2 1, four great scholars: Shen Jiayi, Guli, Hu Yifei and Jiang Zhishu.

22. So far, I dare not fall in love, just because Taiwan Province Province is alone overseas!

23. Baby, you are vulgar and creative. When you pose in front of a man with an object all day, you are not sexy. You are itchy.

24, eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

25. What is more troublesome than meeting one bitch is meeting two bitches at the same time.

26. How to be a woman without cruelty, snake, affectation, affectation and scheming.

27. Today, I was playing with my mobile phone after class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend and kissed her. The result was the class teacher.

28. Don't propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.

29. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

30. Girl, swallow your tears and you win.

3 1, I said I can give you the ticket and room ticket, and you can give me the measurements I want.

Please remember your attitude towards me now, and one day you will repay me twice.

33, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

34, determined to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

35, eat hot pot buffet, friends greedy, finished, there are a lot of hot dishes left, the boss pointed to the sign: 500 grams left at the bottom of the pot, plus 15 yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you 5 yuan after eating!

36. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words! Humorous sentences and pictures

37. I know you will devote yourself to her body.

38. In the face of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

40. My life is not determined by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

4 1, go to dinner with my buddies and ask the boss to fry an eggplant. When I served it, I found it was overcooked and looked terrible. So I called the boss's wife to show her the eggplant. When the boss was so angry, she shouted at the boss: Is eggplant fried for pigs like this? After shouting, the proprietress turned her head and greeted with a smile: You can eat this eggplant for free.

42. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!

43. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!

44. The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you will answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

45. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live!

46. Farrow said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I treat you to zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom.

47. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

48. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as generous as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, hehe.

49. I want to condense my life into a joke.

50. It is suggested that the country replace the chair used in class with a swivel chair that is the same as China's good voice. If students think the teacher speaks well, they will turn around and listen.

5 1, meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told.

52. Today is my treat. I like to eat any lobster or crab. I just like to eat with shells. Waiter, serve delicious melon seeds.

53. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

54. Loneliness is when someone is talking and no one is listening. You have nothing to say when someone is listening!

55. If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have been paranoid. Those humorous sentences and pictures

I don't envy what you have or what I have.

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

58. There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

59. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. After coming out, she sobbed: 555, I finally have no trouble getting married in my life.

60, bird killer I am an angel!

6 1. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. To be or not to be is a question; Whether to go to qq or bbs is a question; Whether to chase or wait for MM is a problem, and it is also a big problem!

62. Love is like gambling. People with red eyes bet their organs.

63. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus addiction and like the best mature women. Why else do I want to fuck her grandmother every time I see her face?

64. I can forgive my daughter-in-law for being angry, but I know that my daughter-in-law is angry and will not coax her. Then I want to ask you whether you want to die or not.

65. Tang Yan's meat can live forever. I wonder if Tang Yan's feces have the same effect? The latest humorous sentences and pictures

Although this message I sent has 42 words, I want to say that the most important thing is the first, nineteenth and twenty-seventh words you are reading now.

67. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.