Humorous jokes to make girls happy

Humorous jokes to make girls happy

1. Don’t ask me why I can sleep so well. I was born in the early hours of the morning and am naturally sleep-deprived.

2. I used to be a person who relied on my face to eat, but later I almost starved to death, so I still had to learn to use chopsticks.

3. What words did I say that made you sad and shed tears? Please tell me and I will say it again.

4. Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy was following you?" Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining now!"

5. Come hang with me. If I have a mouthful to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.

6. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again. In fact, I don’t care if I make more mistakes.

7. Don’t be fat, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar if you are so poor that you go begging for food.

8. I fell down on the street, and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell down several times, making them laugh to death!