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If you care about your boyfriend in hot and cold days.

Thank you for chatting with me, making me laugh, understanding me, listening to me and learning from me. More importantly, thank you for your concern about your boyfriend's message. Whenever I need you, you are always there.

Hi, did you get my message? Have a happy day! It is my greatest wish to make you happy!

Don't pursue appearance, it is easy to deceive people; Don't pursue practicality, it's easy to lose, but pursue a Rolex with diamonds, at least now you can smile!

The idea of showing fashion by smoking is very outdated. For the sake of health, you should smoke two fewer cigarettes!

You can't earn enough money in your life, only health is your life's wealth! Please pay attention to prevent SARS when going out on business, wear a mask, drink plenty of water and take more vitamins. May good people be safe all their lives.

Piglet asked his mother where happiness is, and her mother said that the message that happiness cares about her boyfriend is on its tail. So the pig began to bite its tail with its mouth. Mom smiled and said, "Son, as long as you keep going, happiness will always follow you!" " "Concerned about her boyfriend's message.

Once strange doesn't mean eternity. Inadvertently, some kind of tacit understanding continued our friendship. In the lonely journey, I can receive your earnest concern and sincere blessing every day. I am grateful to have you with me in the world of mortals.

Are you happy recently, are you working hard, are your friends close, and are your lovers sincere? If everything goes well, please raise your hand and draw a love and turn it into perseverance in the sky. I wish you happiness forever.

Turn countless thoughts into infinite blessings in my heart, pray for you silently, and wish you health and happiness!

I wish you new success with keen wisdom in the years to come.

Thank you for your concern, help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my sincere wishes at any time!

May health and happiness surround you like the sun shines on the earth, and may luck and happiness float around you like the spring rain that moistens everything.

May you have a good mood every day for 365 days a year! Always safe and smooth!

After a long journey, you and I meet, cherish the rare fate in the past, silently bless, kiss and greet, and tell each other to take care today.

I want to go with you if I can!

When you are unhappy, please look back behind you. In fact, I have always been there for you!

I will only be stupid in front of you, and you will be surprised to find that I, who was originally smart in everyone's eyes, will also make retarded mistakes that only you know.

I would like to have an afterlife and let me be your girlfriend.

You will never know why I cry so easily.

Because I know that no matter how sad I am, only in this way can you share her sadness.

You'll never know why I like to lean on your shoulder.

Because I know this is someone I can trust all my life, and I rely on a truly reliable person.

You will never know why I am so headstrong and angry.

Because I know that being angry with you is actually a kind of love. Only in front of you can I be so "willful", and only you deserve my temper.

You'll never know why I care so much about whether you call or text.

Because I know, in fact, I don't need those sweet words. As long as you think of me no matter how busy you are.

You will never know why I always like to hang up QQ.

Because I know, it doesn't matter whether others know I'm here or not. But I don't want to miss every opportunity you get online.

Me Before You: I got a scholarship. After meeting you, I took a make-up exam. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.

Second, I endure the shame of making others laugh and washing your clothes.

Three, an apple, all for you to eat, two apples, I'll give you the big one.

Four, eat a fish, I let you eat big body, I eat fish head.

You are so ugly, I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat carrots when you come back. Of course, if you save money, you can eat shark fin yourself.

In my Me Before You, I have never had a girlfriend. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )

Eight, when you are angry, I let you be a punching bag. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

You can kiss me anytime. I want to kiss you with your permission.

You often hit me, but I never hit you.

Once you asked me what would happen if you fell in love with another man, and I said I would kill that man. I asked you what would happen if I fell in love with another woman. You said you were going to castrate me.

I bought you clothes from 200 yuan, but I only lied to you, 50 yuan. You bought me a watch from 30 yuan and tricked me into asking for 300 yuan. (Inspirational World www.lizhi 123.net)

Thirteen, I washed your socks n times and never lost one for you. When I was sick, you only washed two pairs of socks for me, and one person lost one pair.

14. I broke your earphone. I bought a new one to compensate you. You lost my bike without even saying you were sorry.

Fifteen, once you get sick, I'll lose two pounds. Once I get sick, you will gain two pounds instead (you come to the dormitory to accompany me and eat all my snacks).

I don't think you are short, but you think I am tall.

Seventeen, you come to my house, I sleep on the sofa, I go to your house, or I sleep on the sofa.

My mother is so good to you, and your mother is not good to me at all.

Nineteen, that time I went to the open-air concert, you rode on my head and watched it with relish. I was crushed by you, crying in the crowd.

My dog was born, and I want to give you the most beautiful one. You gave me a dying goldfish and hurt me? If you keep them for two days, you have to let them die.

I remember your birthday every year, but you still don't know when.