Funny words to coax a boyfriend

A boyfriend is unhappy or under too much pressure. As a girlfriend, you should learn to make him happy. Let's take a look at the humorous sentences prepared by Xiaobian to make your boyfriend happy!

1. A Yuan is studying in other places. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, and he was busy telegraphing home for help. There are only four words on the telegram: run out of ammunition and food A few days later, A Yuan received a call back from home: Hold on!

2. Two frogs fell in love and got married and gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, Bitch, what's the matter? The mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had a plastic surgery before I met you.

3. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can not eat or sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

4. You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any distractions so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that my heart is only you! I knew that I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. I couldn't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love was an unrepentant intoxication.

5. A couple of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountain and said, You will let you go if you eat each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, You don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

6. If one day you miss me, just look at the twinkling little star in the sky. That's my eyes looking for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

7. In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and accompany you through my life, it will be my happiness!

8. When the wolf comes, the pigsty is in a mess. Mother pig arranges that the big pig should block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away.

9. Press it if you feel that your IQ is quite high, press it if you feel that you are humorous, and press it if you feel that you are attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

1. Imperial edict: Fengtian carries the goods. The emperor called: Because you don't love me, you are punished for three days. You are not allowed to shit, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet long until you suffocate! Chin, get the paper!

11. I hope you know that someone cares for you all the time, and someone misses you all the time. Like starlight, it's your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

12. In the face of many difficulties, your words of comfort made me go forward bravely. All this is only because I like you.

13, cry silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they grow to a certain weight.

14. A cricket bet with a pig that if I jump into the grass, you won't see me. The pig said, What should I see? So cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

15. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you even more!

16. You bowed your head and smiled to listen to my vibrating heart sound, and suddenly told me my dream that I was dragged away by rhinoceros. At that time, I really smiled through tears!

17. Because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is doomed by heaven, pulling us together somehow. I really want to say what I did in my last life!

18. The panda loves the deer deeply, but when he expresses his love, he is rejected. The panda roared: Why is all this? The deer said timidly, My mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers.

19. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you, pig!

2. At the moment when I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!