With the successful launch of Shenzhou VII spacecraft, China's landing on the moon is ready as a whole. What will you say to the moon? What would you say to all the people in China?

Hehe, there are many online, some are positive and some are harmonious, so I'll extract them:

1. Hello, motherland! I am talking to you on the moon now!

2. Thanks for the leadership of the Party! Thanks for the training of the organization!

3. There are so many places, there is no need to worry about the price increase of buildings

4. Today, the people of China finally stand up!

5. No toilet? Where do I pee?

6. Lailaomei has never been here. What a fool!

What a 7.1m trapeze! Watch me! I fly!

8. I was late, so I fined myself three cups!

9. Xiao Chang, the Americans didn't do anything to you when they came, did they? If there is, you should have a heart-to-heart talk with the party, and don't forget that you are from China wherever you go!

1. Xiao Chang and WU GANG, your family planning work is going well!

11. Xiaochang and WU GANG, I'm late, and the tickets for the 18th National Congress that I brought you have expired.

12. As long as you support the leadership of the Party and recognize one China, you can consider one ball, two systems.

13. Hello, the sun is really beautiful tonight!

14. Xiao Chang and WU GANG, I brought you three watches and Scientific Outlook on Development Laila!

15. I can't imagine that without the moon in Durex, the family planning work should be carried out so well!

16. Shit, it's really fucking bad luck. I can meet Chinese everywhere!

17. Is there a chengguan here?

18. Xiaochang, where shall I sleep tonight?

19. I am now on the moon, and I am very excited at this moment. Here, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks on behalf of my motherland, party, government and people, workers, peasants, intellectuals, compatriots in Hong Kong, Macao, Taiwan Province and overseas Chinese. .................................................................................................................................................................................. I am Bajie! ! !

21. Thanks to the Central Party Committee, the Central Military Commission and the Chinese Academy of Sciences for giving me this opportunity. Thanks to the same song of CCTV MTV and all the people who supported me. Here, I would like to thank my father and my mother. *& $%^& ^%^& %^& (omit 5 words)

22. This is where people live. I'm not going back to the earth

23. Harmonious moon!

24. How many buildings can be built here? It's too big.

25. I'm in tears. I'm finally home.

26. Excuse me, where is the nearest Internet cafe?

27. Will Mars be far behind if I land on the moon?

28. First of all, I want to thank the State Council, the CPC Central Committee, for giving me this opportunity to be the first China man to land on the moon.

Secondly, I want to thank CCTV for providing me with this live speech.

Finally, I would like to say a few simple words: ... The word 2W is omitted below.

29. Where is the temporary residence permit office?

3. Shit, there is no Chang 'e here. Get me back! ! !

31. Auntie, Pig asked me to take a message for you: Let's be friends.

32. Let's make a souvenir for my little one ~

33. This advertising space is for rent ...

34. Let's jump a few times!

35. Sister Orchid in the east of the village, did you see my brother on the moon waving to you on the wheat pile?

36. Is there a chengguan?

37. I want to get three points if I run to the moon.

38. Where can I find a NPC to sell flying mounts?

39. Hello ~ ~ ~ Hello ~ ~ ~ Command Center, can you hear me? ..... (omitting the audition part)

4. From Chang 'e to heaven, the moon is an inseparable part of our Chinese nation, and today I am extremely excited to set foot on this land. This is the pride of the Chinese nation, the pride of the descendants of the Chinese people, and the pride of the Chinese family of 56 nationalities! This is the moment when the dream of 5 years has come true, which is the embodiment of the motherland's prosperity, which is a brilliant note of prosperity and harmony. This is ... (omit 5 words) (signal

interrupted)

41.MD, everyone is dead.

42. Harmony between heaven and earth! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

43. Shit! I flew around and went back to Jiuquan Launch Center! (The moon is as desolate as the Gobi Desert in Gansu)

44. Oh, my God, I'm exhausted.

45. where's yutu?

I want to eat rabbit meat! ! !

45. Didn't you see the moon?

46. After landing on the moon, you will say:

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You will have a chance to win the exquisite value prize provided by China Lunar Landing Association.

47. Thanks to the Party for raising me and educating me, I will definitely take root in the moon, work hard and bear fruit early.

48. Construction team, hurry up and build a pigsty. Pork is still expensive.

49. Take photos as a souvenir!

5. No matter on the earth or on the moon, we should closely unite around XX as the core. . . . . . .

51. Do you have a light?

52. Comrade, where is the Bihan Palace?

53. The first thing China people say when they land on the moon should be Chinese! HOHO。 . .

54. Why is the cell phone dead? ! ! ! !

55. Chang 'e, I finally came to your side

56. Unicom is everywhere ...

57. Report: I caught an alien

58. A day in the sky is a year on earth, which is strong enough!

59. The people of China have stood up again!

6. Take a trip here

61. Mandarin!

62. The Moon Real Estate Development Company will be set up to deal with land development issues

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64. What am I doing here?

65. Let's go home.

66. It's time for another brick to smash the earth!

67. Shit, my Hu Hansan is back ~ ~ ~

68. Damn, I forgot to bring it back to the city!

69. There's nothing strange about how to train here! Who carries the interstellar teleporter? Sell me one, I want to go back to earth!

7. Come back to Earth with me. . . Chang 'e . . . . . . .

71. Sister Chang 'e, it's no use shouting. It's just the two of us here.