The funniest confession sentence

1, whether it is poverty or happiness, I will just follow you anyway.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I don't think you are a qualified blue face. You'd better change to my wife!

Not every pig can receive the message "I love you", but you did. Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

Hello, I bought you a ticket to a happy life. Now please get on the bus and tell you secretly that the owner is me.

6. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

7, hey, that who, I want the whole world to say, I will contract you for life, you're welcome.

I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang and Wei Long just pick and eat.

Honey, I'm terminally ill. I can only see your figure in my eyes and hear your voice in my ears. I only have your memory in my mind, and my heart is full of your name. The antidote to this "terminal illness" is probably only you who are with me every day!

10, I love you without any reason. You have to believe that this is destiny takes a hand, and the so-called providence is inviolable, so you still follow me.

1 1. It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

12, you stole my feelings and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I sentence you to? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: sentence you to accompany me for life!

13, hello, can you do me a favor? Ok, just sign my household registration book and sign the spouse column.

14, as long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

15, looking for a girlfriend: I have the same personality, the same looks, the same looks and the same cuteness as you, which makes me feel exactly like you!

16, eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

17, you know? The fairy in the sky fought against the landlord, and when he saw that the veteran had two cards left, he cleverly played them one by one. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, there was only one pair left in his hand-you and me.

18, from the cost point of view, you are not the best option, from the benefit point of view, you are my best candidate.

19. According to Maslow's demand theory, you are my most basic survival demand, and I am not in the mood to make money without you.

20. If you don't believe in my love, let it become a big lie and lie to you all your life; If my love can't escape you, let it become a deep prison and trap you for life; Because, I want to be together for life!

The funniest confession in the world

★ Laugh it off, I love you deeply, alone, my heart beats to 180. I am lucky to be three students. Thank you for being in my life every day. Four generations under one roof is our future goal. Dear, I want to shout out: I love you! Since you have lived in my heart for several years and didn't pay the rent, since I stayed with you in my dream and didn't get enough sleep, dear, you can promise to be my girlfriend!

★ I have been wandering in a sea of people, dragging my hukou book and 9 yuan in my pocket, and then I met you and led you into the Civil Affairs Bureau. I love you, wife!

★ Nobel said that I don't promise love, so there is no love prize in the Nobel Prize. I say to you: I am a Nobel Prize. If you love me, I will reward you. thank you

★ I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

You and I met too early, but we fell in love too late. When I was still singing "Who can I ask for love", when you said "If I am true" and "Love you", I was so happy that I forgot who I was. The love of "I believe" and "A brief encounter" has penetrated into my soul! Dear, please believe my sincerity in loving you, and I will make you happy!

Would you like to be my girlfriend? Now you have four choices: A is my girlfriend, B is willing to be my girlfriend, and C is very willing to be my girlfriend, above D.

Madame Curie said, I suspect that there are shocking people in love, so take one to the laboratory for experiments first. The result of the research is that you are not an ordinary thunder man, you are the legendary Thor!

Oh, no, there have been constant rainstorms, frequent earthquakes and disasters in all aspects recently. Well, let's pray to heaven together. Pray that I love you ★ For you, meeting for the first time feels like moving a piano under construction (love at first sight). Seeing you again is like a mobile phone can't fall into the toilet. I miss you like a dentist's toothache, and I have you by my side. Do you know anything about pigs? I miss you very much!

★ Don't sneeze, because then I will catch a cold; Don't sleep late, because then you won't be able to eat my breakfast. Don't lose your temper, because then I will be very sad. Don't ignore me, or I'll go crazy!

I spent all my time waiting for your love. I am carving and casting our love with heart. I try my best to write our love in gorgeous language, looking forward to your reply and asking for your love. I hope the long night is not just waiting, but also love.

★ In spring, you reflect my heart like a flower in the field; In summer, you are as gentle as fire, and the sunshine warms my heart; In autumn, you are the cool breeze from the evening breeze, which makes me extremely excited; In winter, you are a snow-white and flawless angel, which makes me feel extremely happy!

★ Don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

I made a wish for you yesterday. I hope you can find the right partner as soon as possible. Then God spoke. He said not to work so hard. I will be your other half.

I miss your smile, your coat, your white socks and your smell. Let my thoughts turn into white clouds in the sky and bring my love for you. Honey, come back. My son and I miss you.

You can't always trip over stones, but you have tripped over my stones too many times. I suggest you take my stone home and put it at home. So I can't trip you.

★ I heard that you are gentle, I heard that you are cute, I heard that you love to laugh, and I heard that you want to fall in love. I'll believe that when I see it. Let me see.

★ There is a kind of love called love at first sight. There is a kind of yearning, called the disaster of lovesickness. There is a state called "emotional". Love at first sight makes me miss you so much that I am always emotional. Do you understand my mood at the moment?

★ Spring is first love, summer is passionate love, autumn is erotic love, and winter is crystal love. I can't bear to love you, you are my dream duet!

★ Lovers are like hormones. Although it is effective, it is endless; Girlfriends are like western medicine. If used well, the effect is remarkable, but if used wrongly, the side effects will be serious. My wife is a Chinese doctor. Although silent, it is effective for a long time. My little body can't stand the stimulation of hormones and the side effects of western medicine. Chinese medicine is the most suitable. Do you want it?

★ Love is bitter, and the cost of love is quite expensive; All kinds of holiday gifts, birthday flowers, cakes. To get married, the money must be prepared first, the car must be in place, and the wedding diamond ring bride price must be paid. I am at a loss and dead-headed, coveting happiness and pain!

★ It is said that Pig Bajie has offended Chang 'e and demoted him to the world for love, which is silly and really worthless; They said I was going crazy, too. I love you so much, but you throw it away mercilessly and entangle it in your heart, which is unnecessary; But they don't know that you just leave and have no feelings. Who shall I find to plow the fields in the future? My cow, come back!

★ I am not an official second generation, and you are not a rich woman. You swear to me that it is not romantic; My promise to you is not perfunctory. Hold your hand all day, I promise you; I will grow old with my son in this life, waiting for you to cash it. Now that fate has been decided, why not get married early? So as not to miss each other, thinking all day.

Newton said that love is like an apple on a tree. If it's destiny takes a hand, it will fall and hit you on the head. Believe it or not, I do. Not because of Newton, but because you are a cow, and more because of your stubbornness. I love you, stubborn cow!

The funniest confession quotation in history

1. According to the earliest love poem, it was written like this: You planned from Yunnan, and I took your furry little hand and took a bite, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

2. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.

3. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses.

Dear, my love "program" started when I scanned you, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

The moment I first met you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

7. Put that oath gently on your finger. From now on, the two of us will have a lifetime. Look at your beautiful face carefully tonight, which will be the only name in my future arms.

8. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

9. I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you, and I will always be most sincere to you. I will never change my heart, and the world will never lose my heart.

10. If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.

1 1. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

12. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

13. I like you because I miss you when I can't see you, I like you because I look at you stupidly when I see you, and I like the tenderness in your eyes and the smile on your lips!

14. You are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

15. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.

16. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

17. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.

18. There was once a thief Ranaha's love in front of my eyes. I didn't notice it. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

19. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life …

You told me that you would take care of me all my life, but you broke your word, but it doesn't matter. I will wait for you forever, waiting for you to fulfill your promise. I have a tear from you in my heart. When will you come back to dry it?

2 1. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, stole my love, cheated my feelings and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!

22. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

23. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

24. Lonely night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. You never regret the person you loved, but you are satisfied when you get it!

25. You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

The funniest confession quotation in history 2

1, I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

2. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! I love you more than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean! I love you, needless to say!

Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.

Why did you stop what you were doing? If you don't read this message, you will die. You stupid donkey, do you have a brain? Look at this boring message. It's really tasteless

5, faint wind, faint clouds, faint dreams, faint feelings. A touch of family peace, a touch of marriage warmth, a touch of quiet days, a touch of life is really happy!

6. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

7. Enlightenment of finding something: I lost an important object, which is red in color and sharp in shape; I guess you must have stolen it, because it hasn't been there since I last saw you, and I haven't found it yet; The only way to give it back to me is to marry me, because what you stole was my love for you!

8. Leave a special seat for you, in my arms; Leave a special scenery for you, in my eyes; Leave you a special miss, in my heart; Let the wind kiss you for me and let the sunshine greet you for me. I just want to tell you that I can't live without you!

9. I love you, not just a simple sentence, but a summary of my thoughts about you day and night, a statement of my concern for you, my commitment to your future life, and my oath of love for you and me. I love you, let me hold your hand. From now on, you and I will never be separated and love each other forever.

10, I would like to be a bright light in the dark to illuminate your way home; I would like to be a big tree in the forest to shelter you from the hot sun; I would like a star in your starry sky to brush away loneliness for you; I would like to be a wisp of dust in the air, and I can be inseparable from you. Tanabata is coming, is it feasible to invite you to * * * degrees?

1 1, you walk in front, I walk behind, you hold his hand, I hold Erguotou, he kisses you, I dry half a bottle of wine, he kisses you again, I dry half a bottle of wine, he says "hug" to you, I say "good wine" to the bottle, and you finally turn around and make out with me.

12, I put my oath in my palm, and we held hands and flew forward together. Go to the future together.

13, I used to write stories in pencil, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up a pen.

14, just like touching porcelain in a car accident, I can't afford to sit on you after colliding with you in the vast sea of people.

15. Although we met by chance, I can't forget you. Do you know in your heart that I like you deeply?

16, if you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bicycle.

17, you are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful star and give it to you. I said with a smile, how can I tear your eyes out?

18, the first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I had you!

19, my eyes are watching your eyes affectionately, blue as the sea, too pure to knead into a small fine sand.

20, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

2 1, I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

22. Although I can't keep your footsteps and you can't take my shadow away, I can always hear your footsteps wherever I go.

23. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

24. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors and smiled and said, "I lost, hit me." What should I do?

25. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute.

26. The water in Dongting Lake is green, and our love begins. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my heart!

27. I now feel that God has harmed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?

28. I have always had a small wish, hidden in my heart! Waiting for you to find out! At the last moment of my life, … I hope it can be you!

29. Love is a mouse to me and a screen to you. Love is my post office and love is your mailbox. You are all to me.

30. Women are emotional animals by nature. Whether she is a strong woman or a housewife, in fact, her dependence and hope on feelings will be particularly great.

Confession love letter: the funniest love letter

Dear Miss Yahua, I have carefully studied and understood the spirit of the relevant documents of my superiors, listened to the valuable opinions of the masses with an open mind, accumulated detailed first-hand materials, went deep into the tiger's den, made unannounced visits and talked with you many times. After my comprehensive arrangement, analysis and research, I deeply realize that you are indeed an excellent modern woman, kind and gentle, sexy and charming, smart and lively, and belong to a rare animal like the national treasure giant panda Yangtze baiji. Knowing you, I feel my life is full of hope. In order to dedicate my youth to the magnificent love cause, contribute my intelligence and make bold efforts for the happiness of your life, I hereby apply to be your only and sincere lover. I promise you to do a line, love a line, be red and expert, shine when there is heat, and make your due contribution in the post of love!

I'll give you a brief report on my recent thoughts. I think you can't be poor if you want to be your lover, so I'm determined to fight poverty to the end-now I'm looking for a way to get rich like Socrates explored the truth and liberated myself like Marxism–Leninism liberated all mankind! I admit that my biggest dream is to be with you. I care about your every cell, just as Uncle Lei Feng cares about every grandmother on the stormy road. I love every inch of your skin, just like Comrade Jiao Yulu loves every inch of Lankao. Ah, I love you-just like that butterfly named Liang fell in love with that butterfly named Zhu!

Dear Miss Yahua, if I can successfully embark on the post of loving you, I will be strict with myself, carry out the principle of love, implement the resolution of love, respond to your call, care about your joys and sorrows, work hard, contribute silently, suffer first, enjoy later, take your happiness as the center, explore boldly, innovate actively, serve you wholeheartedly, and strive for your (including me, of course) happiness for life! If my conditions are not mature, I will persevere and continue to work hard. Please test me severely.