Interesting good morning greetings.

1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Your other half should be a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work. Good morning.

The sun rises high and you are still asleep. I have been calling you, but you sleep better; A brilliant idea suddenly occurred to me. Take a bone and I saw you calling for a terminal at me. Good morning.

I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money. Good morning.

4. Women in the new era can enter the hall, climb over the fence, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans, but they can't leave the kitchen. A new day, good morning.

5. Girlfriend: Do I look good? Me: You are like Mona Lisa's sister now. Girlfriend: really Who is her sister? Me: Janet Martha. Good morning.

6. The so-called female man is only ugly, but any beautiful girl with masculine temperament is called the queen. Good morning.

7. See the photos of my childhood and look at myself in the mirror. I can't help sighing that time is a knife to kill pigs. One knife goes down, all the pigs are dead, and those who survive are good-looking us. Good morning.

8. Running a red light generally has two results. One is to cross the intersection one minute faster than others, and the other is to say goodbye to the world for a lifetime. Good morning.

9. It's not easy to be a man: you need grades before 18, objects after 18, children after you have objects, children's grades after you have children, and children after 18 are all laymen. Why bother each other? Good morning.

10. The hospital means three stages for each of us. It is the newspaper of life, the maintenance station of health and the launching pad of the soul. Good morning.

1 1. It was dawn, the alarm clock rang, I barely got up, my greetings arrived in time, I was happy, and then I smiled. Good morning, I wish you a good mood! Good morning.

12. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate. Good morning.

13. Men like women's pretty faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie. Good morning.

14. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy! Good morning.

15. I knew you wouldn't come with me when I reached out, so I tripped over you when I reached out my leg. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts. Good morning.

16. Find some leisure, find some time and let your partner go out to play more. Bring a smiling face, a blessing and send a short message to your real partner. Time often has a companion, but not often. Always take time to bless an absent partner, and always be happy! Good morning!

17. Men who always say that their wives are sluts are showing off: first, showing off their wives, second, showing off their money, and third, showing off their wives and money. Good morning.

18. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money. Good morning.

19. As soon as the alarm sounded in the morning, the battle began. I had breakfast on the way and rushed to the battlefield. I can't imagine the traffic jam. My back is facing my wings. Working too long, immersed in hard work every day. Ideals support dreams and encourage you! Good morning.

The boy is bored now, so I gave him his mobile phone number. Why doesn't he understand my mind? Never charged my phone bill! Good morning.

2 1. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin. Good morning.

22. Sunflower says that as long as you work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower! Good morning!

23. Is money important? When you are hungry for three days, I will give you one million yuan and a steamed bread. What do you choose? I choose1000000, and then I take out a dollar to buy steamed bread! Good morning.

24. Recently, my hands and feet are always cold, and online it is said that it is caused by kidney deficiency. Stick to fitness. After drinking Lycium barbarum for a while and making tea for a while, it still didn't work, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and I got well. Good morning.

25. Good morning, my eternal love. Although I haven't got up yet, my thoughts have already flown to your side. I am happy and sad, waiting for the news of fate. I wonder if it meets our expectations. Good morning.

26. You are only twenty years old, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, it's probably impossible to meet. Good morning, a new day. Good morning.

27. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to pull a cart, I will choose Ferrari first. Of course, I like joking best. Haha, good morning.