Goodbye, big boy-my blind date for many years.

I've always wanted to write this title and talk about the boys I met on blind date. At that time, there were no concepts such as "giant baby", "mother treasure" and "straight male cancer". Now dating men are actually the same thing.

First of all, please allow me to sum up four characteristics of blind date men: First, most of them have physical defects. The three characteristics of "short and poor" diaosi properly occupy the first two items, plus a fat one, whose height is 170 cm. In fact, I have encountered a false report of 162, and my weight was exaggerated to 200 kg. It's real fat paper, and the appearance is definitely not the kind of feeling that makes you move. There is no second place, and most of their family backgrounds are good. According to the current standards, their parents have prepared a suite for them, without loans, and some have private cars, which is their "capital" for going out on blind dates; Third, do a job with no room for improvement, or be self-sufficient. A few years ago, when I entered 5000-6000, I still felt good about myself. I like being an otaku and playing games after work. Fourth, the personality is generally dull and may be slightly masculine. Because there is no in-depth understanding of this, we can't jump to conclusions. Most of the jobs are engineers and programmers in science and engineering, so there is nothing to talk about. In addition, if there is a fifth place, it is that they also "read countless women", so the standard of blind date is a cup of tea and a snack, in order to maximize the savings in the early stage.

After I summed up the four characteristics of blind date men, I got to know some boys one after another, collected three tables of mahjong in 12 constellation, and then met some interesting stories to share with you here.

The first boy 1987 graduated from Tongji University and worked as an engineer. During 2008 -2009, he earned 6000 yuan a month, which is already very powerful. However, he is a straight cancer. In a word, I eliminated him, that is, "I hope my future wife will take good care of the elderly, take good care of the children, cook nutritious meals for me, and don't have to go to work." At that time, I laughed in my heart and went out and turned right to choose a nanny. I have also received higher education, and my English major is TEM-8. Why should I sacrifice for you? Where did you get the confidence to ask for such a high standard when you first met? Ha ha.

The second boy, a central enterprise employee, is still straight male cancer. At Pizza Hut, I ordered the cheapest afternoon tea set meal for me and the most expensive one for myself, so that girls could sit on wooden chairs and sofas by themselves. When it comes to life planning, there are many discussions, and almost no one is allowed to say a word. From spitting out central enterprises, to expressing frustrated complaints, and then looking forward to the future with confidence. Anyway, my head is numb and I can't wait to leave with my bag. So, goodbye, I can really imagine that in the future family model, he definitely wants to be the person who keeps his word, but unfortunately he really has no ability.

The third boy, a mudslide on my blind date, is not only a baby boy, but also a bad personality. This is his job. After working for four years, he still earns 5000 yuan a month, which is relatively average. His father is a doctor and has a good family. The second time I had dinner with him, I ate a caterpillar in the dish. He calmly said to me, forget it and keep eating. Are you sure I can eat? So I called the waiter and asked politely, what is this? The waiter immediately guiltily changed a plate. A small detail made me judge that he was not a responsible person.

Strangely, I received a short message and a multimedia message after dinner. When I opened it, the MMS showed a photo of him with a girl. The SMS said: Please give him back to me. My children and I can't live without him.

What happened? Children? Dial the number to know that he has a girlfriend. When he is pregnant for the second time, the boy's family does not agree with this marriage. So he listened to his mother's words and went out on a blind date behind his girlfriend's back but was unfortunately found out. My girlfriend is from Jiangxi, and she cried at the top of her lungs. If you don't give him back to me, I will die with my children, one corpse and two lives.

I'm sure I didn't make up the facts. I feel like I'm in a bloody TV series. Fortunately, I escaped in time. I said I don't want such an irresponsible man. You want you to take it. It's just that you're sure your in-laws will accept you.

Later, this mother-in-law's grandmother knocked on my house and begged me to forgive, but I ignored her. Later, after his girlfriend had three pregnancies and miscarriages, she finally mobilized her family to make a scene at the boy's house. At that time, boys were transferred to civil servants and were in the internship period. For his career, his family finally gave in and married this girl.

These three boys, whom I met on a blind date, are quite distinctive. Those who are very stingy, just order vegetarian dishes for dinner and disappear after shopping at the mall, I ignore them. The only thing I remember is what an officer told me. How can a good girl like you give in to a blind date? Now I also believe that blind date is the biggest shame in life. How two people compare two goods, they will clearly mark the price.

In fact, I have a shallow understanding of the concept of giant baby so far. The concept is that the mother and the baby are born; Extreme narcissism; Classification of paranoia. The birth of mother and baby led to the birth of Ma Baonan and the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in modern China. Extreme narcissism and paranoia lead them to be extremely selfish, self-centered, and irritable when they are dissatisfied. This is the frequent occurrence of straight male cancer in our modern society. Ironically, girls nowadays are still obsessed with marrying love, or simply don't want to get married. Boys are also blindly looking for a nanny, according to their mother's request.

Giant baby is a social problem that cannot be solved by a woman. For me, I must strive to be excellent in order to stay away from the giant baby on a higher platform. Maybe not, then, be a rich old girl and be happy.

Bye, big boy. Good girls don't date each other. I hope you make progress, and I hope we can be safe in different spaces.