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Talking about garbage

1, having sex with your best friend means that you are a garbage collector and pick up second-hand goods that others don't want.

2. "Sister, I will close my eyes as long as there is a trash can!" "eh? Why do you close your eyes? " "Because I'm afraid of smelly!" My sister is so cute.

Garbage students say they know some bad people. The key is whether those vicious people know you? Jokes.

4. Opportunity greeted me. It paged me, contacted me, sent me emails and faxes, and some junk information. I've been waiting for it to knock.

In fact, I have been reluctant to admit that I have been squandering the kindness and inexplicable good luck of many people. With these reasons, it seems that I am really powerful, but in fact, I don't deserve anything. This is really rubbish.

6. An ex-boyfriend is like a used sanitary towel in a trash can, which makes him feel sick. Throw it away and pollute the environment.

7. Be our mistress? Girl, have some face, okay? I didn't know all the rubbish was thrown away.

8. Does your numbness mean that you picked it up from the trash can?

9. Look at the rubbish in their class's trash can to know the economic strength of a class.

10, do you know why Lu Xun won the garbage classification? Husband and wife Qi Xin, it's true that the profit is cut off!

1 1. If the teacher didn't say you can't litter, I would throw you out of the window.

12 You are not a trash can. Don't always pretend that you stink.

13, twinkling stars, none of them are sincere, they are all rubbish. .

14, there is absolutely no water in the morning. You two are really garbage dumps with smelly toilets!

15, uncles and aunts passing by the school gate all showed appreciative eyes when they saw that our little emperors who were spoiled at home could move garbage like ants.

16, 7-year-old son: Mom, Longlong's mother said Longlong was picked up from the garbage, and Shuai Shuai's mother said Shuai Shuai called. where i was from? The wife uncovered her clothes and revealed a long scar on her stomach. She said to her son, You were cut out of your mother's stomach. After that, my son told everyone that I was killed in my mother's stomach.

17, don't be naive, remember that you are not that good! Sitting for a long time is not necessarily a good thing, but it will make others hate you more and more! If you are not a good actor, then you should stop acting! Sit tight and play your own unique style! Don't be too mean. If you don't get anything, she is a piece of garbage. Why do you want to pursue a garbage?

18, why care about a stolen garbage?

19, smog, sandstorm, pollution, climate warming polar bears are no longer the chubby image we imagined. As the climate warms and glaciers melt, they can't find food and even starve to death. Seagulls are eating garbage in their stomachs. Turtles were tied up in garbage when they were young, and they were seriously deformed when they grew up. Everyone should have an environmentally friendly heart, at least starting from themselves.

20. The human brain is like a computer. In order to run faster, it should deal with cache and garbage regularly! So in the future, watch less, talk less, do less, and avoid taking up too much memory and asking for it.

2 1, just looking at other people's mistakes every day, remembering other people's mistakes, just like constantly accumulating garbage in your heart. As we all know, the constant trouble is not because there are always people who have a problem with you, but because you are too picky. You just stare at others and have been punishing yourself with their mistakes. When garbage keeps piling up in your heart, happiness can't enter. It is better to see the scenery than to see right or wrong.

22. When you said how great you were, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora said she was a virgin. I am a junk player, but I will try my best to protect my friends.

23. treat me like garbage? It is very valuable. Pick it up and kick it away.

24, Xiao San, do you still want it? I have a piece of garbage here.

I used to think that if I gave a paper crane to someone I liked, we would be together forever, but later he threw it away as garbage.

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2, I swear, smoking, fighting, tattoos, scum, don't care.

The white hourglass I gave you is now lying quietly in the trash can. Why is this? .

4. Thanks to San Xiao for picking up a piece of garbage I didn't want.

5, spreading junk fans, the Lord is impulsive, I just hope that tonight will not turn into cyber violence. Now that the attributes of a large number of fans have changed, this circle may be more difficult to mix in the future. If you want to make a silly and happy rice drama, don't pay attention to too many people. Same-sex friends are not the more the better. Feel like friends at first sight. I hope you are all happy and don't affect your life. So is the owner. Relax and work hard.

6. Get up in the morning and listen to this song. After cleaning the house, open the door for air. I haven't been in such a good mood for a long time. I'm really tired this semester. I have no report to publish. Full of enthusiasm for my holiday life.

7. Everything I don't want is rubbish, no matter how good it is.

8. I didn't expect that I was abandoned. Sorry, I'm not a trash can.

9.- I have never betrayed you for your truth. I have no regrets. -I never had any feelings for you. Do you hate to see me so rubbish?

10, they are running around, full of negative rubbish: full of depression, anger, jealousy, calculation and hatred, full of arrogance and prejudice, greed and dissatisfaction, complaining and comparison, full of indescribable kindness, ignorance, trouble, revenge and disappointment.

1 1, good luck is like a mine, which is often trampled by you; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly!

12, you threw his clothes, dolls and necklaces into the trash can. In fact, you know very well that what you want to throw away is the past, and what you want to do again is the heart you still love.

13, you feel negative energy all day and spend time on fantasy, but people at the same starting line with you have integrated into a better circle, doing more things and complaining less. In fact, bad mood is like garbage, just throw it away, and don't pursue useless things excessively. Happiness is to correct your mentality. Nothing can stop you from living as happily as in the photo every day.

14, until now, I found that you don't love me! Then why don't you refuse my confession? Don't let my time be wasted by you rubbish, okay?

15, actually I respect you very much. You are my ex-boyfriend, and you despise the garbage I throw.

16, don't worry about what you can take away, because everything you can take away is rubbish.

17, all you can take away is garbage, but you are a treasure when the mushrooms are cold. I feel sorry for you//*

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

19, may good luck be like a mine, and you will trample on it from time to time; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

20. I was in a bad mood during the Chinese New Year, and my friends were ineffective. It's far from reliable. It took me a month to express it, plus your mother's SF 8 days to get to the garbage station!

2 1, although I am really sleepy, I can't sleep, so I want to talk. To be honest, I don't know what I did wrong. Maybe this is a mistake in itself. On second thought, it seems that I am not qualified to make any comments or express any emotions. After all, I am really incompetent and rubbish.

22. You forget when you say forget. Do you treat me like garbage?

23,-//The world is cold//If you really love, a moth puts out a fire. If you don't love it, it doesn't matter if you are rubbish. ?

24, finally blocked someone's circle of friends. Every time something happens, he plays the devil's advocate and claims to be famous to publicize how different he is. No matter how sophistry, deception is rubbish.

25. I want to have a boyfriend who is always there when I chat with him. When I feel depressed and sad, I can chat with me, relax and sing to me, and be a trash can for my soul. If I can't solve something, I can ask him for advice. .....

There are sentences about garbage classification, environmental protection and public welfare.

1, let me go and the water will flow. If you hold me tight, it will be difficult for me to drop a drop. Please respect me, saving water will succeed.

2. Protect the environment = protect yourself.

If there were no water on the earth, there would be no tears for human beings.

4. Take one more step and the garbage will have a place to go. Do more work and do a good job in garbage sorting.

5. Mercury-containing batteries are harmful, so they should be recycled centrally.

6. The extinction of dinosaurs is due to the change of natural environment, so children can explore the footprints of dinosaurs in museums; If mankind is extinct because of man-made destruction of the environment, who can build a museum for mankind for other creatures to explore the trajectory of human life?

7, garbage classification is very important, recycling garbage into treasure, kitchen waste into fertilizer, harmful waste buried underground, safe and reliable in line with environmental protection.

8. I send garbage to my house to protect the environment.

9. Green-Eternal Beauty: School

10, the clear sky is polluted by exhaust gas, and the clean air is suffocated by exhaust gas.

1 1, you pick up a garbage, I plant a seedling, and the world becomes beautiful in an instant.

12, waste less water and give more fun to small fish.

13, endless sentences have blinded the eyes of the world. If you don't open your eyes of wisdom, the energy we live on will run out.

14, let the earth shine and make the future sacred and wonderful.

15, everyone loves environmental protection and the campus is better.

16. Everyone participates in environmental protection and builds a green school.

Wechat friends circle garbage classification talk about 202 1 garbage classification.

1. Please find a suitable home for the garbage.

2. A small step in classification is a big step in civilization.

3. Make garbage sorting fashionable.

4. Future human civilization will be the trash can of green civilization.

With the garbage sorting box, it is much more convenient for garbage to go home.

6. Walk past my window and leave something you don't want.

7. The garbage is sorted, and everyone is not tired.

8. All kinds of boxes are matched to turn waste into treasure.

9. Garbage also has a home, and garbage classification depends on everyone.

10. Life will be better if garbage is classified.

1 1. The future human civilization will be a green civilization.

12. Actively participate in garbage sorting and create a beautiful community environment.

13. Everyone has a classified heart, and garbage can also be turned into gold.

14. Actively participate in garbage sorting and care for green homes.

15. Garbage classification, no waste of resources.

16. Red, blue, yellow and green should be clearly seen, and garbage should be classified.

17. Take care of our environment and share the honor with everything.

18. care for garbage classification, making beautiful homeland and shanghai story a success.

19. Please don't litter, I will pollute the environment!

20. Control "white pollution" and build a green home.

2 1. Improve the grade of the community, starting with garbage sorting.

22. Cooperate with garbage sorting and strive to be a civilized citizen.

23. Garbage should be classified and resources should be used.

24. Garbage sorting is easy.

What you gave me was not charity, but love.

26. Garbage classification, environmental protection and health.

27. Littering is garbage, and classification is resources.

Talking about garbage classification: the slogan of sentence daquan 202 1 garbage classification is classic and short.

1. There are treasures in garbage, so classification is indispensable.

Even if you throw rubbish, you can see your behavior.

3. Make garbage sorting fashionable.

4. Simple and sustainable sources of resources.

5. Classified collection is everyone's responsibility, and men, women and children participate together.

6. Garbage sorting has many benefits, and environmental protection depends on you and me.

7. Garbage sorting starts with me, and the harmonious port city is beautiful because of you.

8. Actively participate in garbage sorting and care for green homes.

9. Garbage is valuable when it is picked up.

10. One point today and ten points tomorrow.

1 1. Domestic waste classification makes the civilized port city cleaner and more beautiful.

12. Garbage sorting benefits the country and the people.

13. Regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, garbage is classified in mind.

14. Promote garbage sorting and contribute to civilized Guangdong.

15. A penny at hand will benefit you all your life.

16. Order food in moderation, pack it after meals, and advocate green consumption.

17. If the garbage is divided into one point, the environment is beautiful.

18. Classified collection is everyone's responsibility, and men, women and children participate together.

19. If garbage sorting is done well, life will be better tomorrow.

20. Please find a suitable home for garbage.

2 1. Thank you for your cooperation. I compliment you on your manners.

22. The world has become a big garden, and garbage sorting is the key.

23. You need a beautiful environment, and I need your battery.

24. Garbage sorting can also save the planet.

25. Garbage classification is done by everyone, and it is classified for everyone.

26. Garbage should be classified and resources should be used.

27. Actively participate in garbage sorting and create a beautiful community environment.

28. Garbage mixing is garbage, and garbage classification is resources.

29. With little effort, the benefits are limitless.

30. The world has become a big garden, and garbage sorting is the key.

3 1. How sweet the fresh air is. Green breathing is my dream.

32. Give one point before throwing garbage and one hundred points for green living.

33. Life will be better if garbage is sorted.

34. Let garbage find its place.