Funny text messages

1. Have more happiness and less troubles! Sleep when you are tired, and smile when you wake up! What's the taste of life? Put your own seasoning and smile happily when you receive my message! 2. A young lady who just got her driver's license turned off in the middle of the road and couldn't start. Watching the green light turn red and the red light turn green, the traffic police on the side couldn't help asking her: Why, there is no color you like? 3, disappear in a few days, give you a "ticket": deduct your spare time and miss me every day; Punish you not to leave my sight and sweet talk to me every day; The ticket is valid for life, and I check it every day. 4. Female Nurse: What did you say to Huang Yaoshi who delivered the medicine just now? Patient A: East evil. I want him to teach me the Nine Yin True Classics. Patient B: I asked him to betroth his daughter Huang Rong to me. Hehe, he promised! 5, with a whoosh of information, piggy quickly took out his mobile phone. The more he looked at piggy, the more angry he became. Piggy was a bad temper. He laughed and got angry while reading, but he didn't dare to drop his mobile phone. Piggy, don't get angry and send it to others! 6, people are really tired when they are alive! Standing thinking about sleeping, getting on the bus has to wait in line, unrequited love is really painful, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is particularly tired, robbery is not yet possible, you have to pay taxes when you earn money, and you have to pay for texting silly pigs. Hehe, I hope I can help you <; /SPAN> < /SPAN> < /SPAN> < /SPAN> < /SPAN>