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Bad to the bone, the meanest and funniest thing is a lot of signatures

Bad to the bone, the meanest and funniest thing is a lot of signatures

1. Life is to live, that is, to wait for death, otherwise what can we wait for in the end?

2. No matter how capable people are, can they stand loneliness?

It's not that I am humble in front of you, but that I love you too much.

4. Attitude decides everything, and strength defends dignity.

5. The heart is dirty, not the world.

6. Thank you for showing up in my world and teaching me how to live with a mask.

7. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

8. Beauty is your life, and living beautifully is my skill.

9. What ability can you leave me? Leave my world if you can.

10, friends are gender-neutral, but it's not good for male and female friends to be gender-neutral, right?

1 1, I have a dream of making a fortune, in which I have already made a fortune.

12, don't have a crush on me, just love clearly, and I won't refuse you easily.

13, dear, it is your ruthlessness that makes me heartless.

14, when I get rich, I won't look down on everyone.

15, I am not an emotional emperor. If I can't do what you want, always smile.

16, don't take yourself seriously. In the eyes of others, you are actually worthless.

17, I'm not you, I can't do what you want, and I can't do it as perfectly as you think.

18, what happened to the woman? When I become a strong woman, I will look down on you.

19, is it worth saying I love you? I don't know how to repay your love for me. What else do you know?

20. Elder sister drinks to forget the temporary pain, and I will feel it after that.

2 1. Even if you know what kind of person I am, you don't know what kind of heart I have.

22. Don't pretend to be nice to me. I should have known your hypocrisy.

23, always playing dumb, always naive, at least my sister looks happy.

24. Everyone has his own way to go. What does all sadness have to do with others?

25. Don't compare others with yourself. You never know what he went through.

26. Whether you are here or not, I am here, waiting for you to turn back.

27. Hold my hand tightly. I lost everything. Only by letting go will there be what I want.

28. I remember that there was once a person who loved you from the heart, but you didn't cherish it.

I am your little monster, and you never know how much it loves Altman.

30. Can you not tell others that you once loved me?

3 1, I didn't have time to participate in your past, but I missed your future.

32. I'm not the kind of person who gives up if you want it, and gives up if you don't want it.

33. What's the big deal about being in love? Get married if you can.

34. Not all feelings are like family members.

35. I am relieved. I haven't contacted you since Finally, it's time to say goodbye.

No one will appear twice in your life, so you can't cherish it.

37, love is the most sad, don't say let everything be a secret.

38. The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

Others don't take you seriously, so don't think too highly of yourself.

40. My sister is Datura, which is beautiful but also the most deadly.

4 1, a truly brave person dares to face blood and life.

42. Don't pretend to be warm-hearted in front of my sister. My sister can freeze you into ice at MINUS ten degrees.

43. TM men should not break their promises and say that they love and have the ability. Don't let go.

44. Your love for me is not worth it, and my love for you is not worth trampling on.

45. Love is nothing. I just want my family to never betray me.

46. If I get too close to you, you will know that stabbing me hurts the most.

I will let you remember me for a lifetime, so I won't let you go easily.

48. Come and give me happiness in person or don't interfere with my happiness from now on.

49, people don't love me, I don't love; If people love me, they will promise each other.

50. Don't think you drew an eye on your forehead. You're Yang Jian, and I'm still white.

5 1, I don't mind giving up this world for you as long as you still love me.

52, I am not gentle, not a lady, but I am strong, and I have a style that you don't have.

53. Promise to be my lover, then you must be worthy of the word lover.

54. Even if you leave, what will happen? I will still be the same, and I will still be very happy.

55. Do you know why I am not in love? Because affection is more qualified to say forever than love.

56, your sister! Why suppress yourself to help others?

57. Everyone has his own destiny. What does everything have to do with others?

God predestined your fate, but you can choose to stay or leave.

59. The man I like is not handsome or rich, but what does it matter?

You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you and stay away from me.

The signature that hurts the bones is heartbreaking. Tell me about it.

1, since you don't know my life, why did you come into my life?

2, know how to listen to other people's advice, know how to distinguish other people's praise.

3, you are not wrong, it is my moth to the fire.

4. When you are lonely, let your mind swim at the junction of the sea of clouds and the sky, watch the sunset with lonely Qi Fei and enjoy the autumn waters with the same sky; There is a bright moon in the fragrant meadow by the riverside, and the jade people cry on the moonlit night of the 24 th Bridge. The noise of the world, the ups and downs of honor and disgrace, have all been forgotten at this time.

5. In this life, there is always a certain road, and you can only walk alone; There's always a lot to carry alone. Don't be afraid of loneliness, it can help you draw a clear picture of inner turbidity, which is your inevitable fate; Don't avoid difficulties, don't let the dust in the cold world freeze your smile and slow down your pace. Can't forget yesterday, it is the shadow that binds you; Looking forward to tomorrow, you can clearly describe it.

6. Love is a game that you can't afford to lose without love. After giving everything, you may leave only a scar engraved in your heart. If you like a person, you want him to be your own, so you can like many people and hope many people are your own.

7. Being strangled by your throat and deprived of oxygen in your head is like seeing you with someone else.

8. What is far, what is near, far is distance, and near is the bottom of my heart!

With you, I will no longer be an eagle soaring in the blue sky. I'd rather stop in the tree in front of your door, watch you and protect you.

10, the self in your own eyes is actually more important than that in others' eyes.

1 1, if you have something to say, you have to scold if you are dissatisfied, speak out if you have feelings, and speak out if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day. If you think about everything you say; If you take every step carefully; If you make every choice, you are afraid that you will regret it in the future. So, what do you want to do with your youth? Once youth is pawned, it can never be redeemed, and a happy life is the most powerful.

12, life is always full of irony and inexplicably. Always hurt your heart before you understand what happiness is; Always make noise before you know that peace is rare; It is always necessary for some people to be gone, only to find out how precious TA is around them.

13, please remember that if you ever turn your attention to the outside and please anyone, you will inevitably destroy your life structure, and then destroy yourself.

14, what we complain about later is often the first love. Things have not changed, the environment has changed, the scenery has not changed, the eyes have changed, others have not changed, and they have changed. Only when we complain, if we can look back and think about why we chose him, love him and appreciate him. If he is still the same as he was then, let's try to see it again with youthful eyes. Liu Yong

15, give up loving you and keep looking for a good person who can find me.

16, you've been gambling all your life. How can I let you lose?

17, someone else took your seat, and you didn't speak, just stood by me. I suddenly became very strange, maybe I wanted to stand up, but I stood and sat down. I'm beginning to feel you, the tiny hair fluttering behind your neck. I took out my drawing pen. I drew everyone around you, but I didn't draw you. I think you are too bright for my eyes to stop. What happened to Gu Cheng on the train

18, honesty is the most beautiful coat of people and the most holy flower of the soul!

19, what kind of love do you want? If you fall in love with smart people, you will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

20, don't let jealousy grow into thorns, it will hurt others, but also stab yourself.

2 1, I like novelty, and soon you will be just one of these favorites.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

A broken and sad signature

1. Please remember that if you ever turn your attention to the outside and please anyone, you will inevitably destroy your life structure and then yourself.

2. When you are lonely, let your thoughts wander at the junction of the sea of clouds and the sky, watch the sunset glow with lonely Qi Fei and enjoy the autumn waters with the same sky; There is a bright moon in the fragrant meadow by the riverside, and the jade people cry on the moonlit night of the 24 th Bridge. The noise of the world, the ups and downs of honor and disgrace, have all been forgotten at this time.

3. What kind of love do you want? If you fall in love with smart people, you will be very happy, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

Someone else took your seat, and you stood next to me without saying anything. I suddenly became very strange, maybe I wanted to stand up, but I stood and sat down. I'm beginning to feel you, the tiny hair fluttering behind your neck. I took out my drawing pen. I drew everyone around you, but I didn't draw you. I think you are too bright for my eyes to stop. What happened to Gu Cheng on the train

5. Being caught by the throat and deprived of oxygen in your head is like seeing you with someone else.

6. We often complain about the first love later. Things have not changed, the environment has changed, the scenery has not changed, the eyes have changed, others have not changed, and they have changed. Only when we complain, if we can look back and think about why we chose him, love him and appreciate him. If he is still the same as he was then, let's try to see it again with youthful eyes. Liu Yong

7. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me.

8. What is far, what is near, far is distance, and near is the bottom of my heart!

9. I like novelty, and soon you will be one of them.

10. Honesty is the most beautiful coat of people and the most holy flower of the soul!

1 1. With you, I will no longer be an eagle flying alone in the blue sky, but stay in the tree in front of your door, watching you and guarding you.

12. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

13. Since you don't know my life, why did you come into my life?

14. Love is a game that you can't afford to lose without love. After giving everything, you may only leave a scar engraved in your heart. If you like a person, you want him to be your own, so you can like many people and hope many people are your own.

15. You are not wrong, it is me.

16. In fact, what you think of yourself is more important than what others think of you.

17. In this life, there is always a certain road that you can only walk alone; There's always a lot to carry alone. Don't be afraid of loneliness, it can help you draw a clear picture of inner turbidity, which is your inevitable fate; Don't avoid difficulties, don't let the dust in the cold world freeze your smile and slow down your pace. Can't forget yesterday, it is the shadow that binds you; Looking forward to tomorrow, you can clearly describe it.

18. Know how to listen to other people's suggestions and know how to distinguish compliments.

19. Speak out if you have something to say, scold if you are dissatisfied, vent if you have emotions, and speak out if you have love. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be on tenterhooks all day. If you think about everything you say; If you take every step carefully; If you make every choice, you are afraid that you will regret it in the future. So, what do you want to do with your youth? Once youth is pawned, it can never be redeemed, and a happy life is the most powerful.

20. Life is always full of irony and mystery. Always hurt your heart before you understand what happiness is; Always make noise before you know that peace is rare; It is always necessary for some people to be gone, only to find out how precious TA is around them.

2 1. Don't let jealousy grow into a thorn, it will hurt others and yourself.

22. How can I let you lose if you gamble all your life?

The meanest and most awesome funny personality signature in history 20 19

20xx selection of the most despicable and awesome funny personality signatures in history.

1, I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

2. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

3, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

6. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

7. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

9. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

10, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are even worse than an animal.

1 1, singing other people's songs and humming their own songs, this is called pseudo original.

12. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

13, summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.

14, more handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

15. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

16, it was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.

17, no one says who is the most coquettish, but they are all looking for plugs and sockets.

18, are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

19, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

20. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.

2 1. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.

22. It's cold, and it takes courage to even type the keyboard.

23. Don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

Every genius came, and at the same time, a fool was born.

25. Beating is kissing and scolding is love, so this short message is my favorite.

26. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

27. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

28. There are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

29. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, which was particularly dazzling.

30. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

3 1, you go bungee jumping, the rope breaks, and you say, a man says transformation.

32, trying to figure out people's mood, is a tiring job.

33. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

35. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

36. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

39. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

40. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

4 1, the words pathetic are used on you, and you feel defiled.

You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.

43. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

44. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.

45. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.

46. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.

47. You are just a landscape I met in my life.

48. It is better to arm yourself than to please others.

49. When you grow up, you must strive for the awesome power that you blew when you were a child.

Before you leave, I'll give you a taste of being dumped.