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Dragon Boat Festival Weibo WeChat funny greeting tape

Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer inside is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, you wrote the IOU on the fourth floor. Give me my money back! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it was okay. Look! Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Thinking of you during the Dragon Boat Festival is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will do forever; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, what happened just now was lying to you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, I send you a love zongzi, the first floor, considerate! The second floor, care! Third floor, romantic! The fourth floor, warm! Sandwiches, sweet! I wish you have me in your dream and a good mood every day!

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your mind is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I like you, dear zongzi! Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, send zongzi. Ingredients: Five happy dates, a handful of caring rice and San Qian Friendship Water, bound with humor and sent by mobile phone. Hedging period: before May 5 next year. Save method: please press the save key.

I'll give you a cake on your birthday. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I gave you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is coming, I send you a glutinous rice, I hope you can plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, invite people to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine in the street, and give it to you as a gift with some deep concern. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Notice: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can collect zongzi for free at street stalls. Remember, apply scald cream in advance to prevent it from being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The street is full of the smell of zongzi. You can smell the fragrance of home dumplings in the distance. Buy some zongzi today and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival together!

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your mind is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

A little sincerity is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts. Happy Dragon Boat Festival is my greatest wish!

Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the arrival of summer, I wish you a happy mood. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival with all your greetings and compensation at this moment, all your concerns and this short message.

Sometimes I am busy, sometimes I forget; Sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy! But in any case, I will remember to miss you and miss you as a good friend! Remember: When you smile, my world smiles. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Make a colorful gift box with a spring breeze, two drops of summer rain, three autumn leaves and four winter snows; Colorful and colorful streamers, I am sincere and enthusiastic, and I send you countless blessings. Good luck on the Dragon Boat Festival.

San Xiao is in a good mood when you smile and worry; When you smile four times, you will never be old; When you smile five times, you will have high interest; When you smile six times, you will be happy; When you smile eight times, you will have a good income; When you smile nine times, you will be happy and happy; Dragon Boat Festival will be very happy.