What's the funny copy?

1. I eat myself round and won't be looked down upon by others.

2. I finally know why I should lick Oreo first, because then no one will rob me.

3. What is love? I will buy spicy strips for more than two yuan.

4. People's taste is pure joy, so it's ok to have a date.

Many years ago, you said, take care, I haven't lost weight yet.

6. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness, you simply can't imagine.

7. Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford the consequences. 8. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

9. True love needs waiting. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

10. Be a brave person and learn to bear every slap in the face that fate gives you.

1 1. The bravest thing I have ever done is to listen to your stories.

12. Sunflower thinks it can't live without the sun, but it can't live without the soil.

13. Please use some skills when cheating. Since you cheated, don't let me know the truth.

14. Other girls have good personality, good looks and good temper, but I have a good appetite!

15. Life can only shine if there are little stars hidden in your heart.

16. I am a small fat house, carefree and comfortable. I don't get up during the day and don't sleep at night.

17. Forgotten traces, a deep scar across my heart. 18. Mix with me. If I have a bite to eat, you can take the bowl brush.

19. Since dating is not allowed, we simply won't issue school uniforms. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.

20. I have been single for a long time, and even when I cook jiaozi, I have to separate them with a shovel.

2 1. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

22. When someone says "Hello Mom", you can say: Hello son.

23. Life is rough, and big brother laughs last.

24. Fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced your love and hate.

25. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well.

26. The cultivation of girls taking photos: only one selfie is taken for 3,000 selfies.

27. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything. 29. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

There are only two things I can't do in my life, this and that.

3 1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

32. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

33. Are there any healing sentences? For example, Alipay received 10000 yuan.

34. Some people seem to be well-informed, but they have never even seen Peggy the pig behind them.

35. There are thousands of wardrobe clothes in Qian Qian, and only the new ones are the best!

36. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.