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Personalized timing SMS

I am a palm leaf, and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; You are a tooth, I am rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters in the palm of your hand means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Brown's son will choke you to death!

Zongzi is fragrant and fragrant in the kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see the wheat is yellow; Sunbathing here, sunbathing there and sunbathing everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

I will send you a cake on your birthday; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. When the Dragon Boat Festival comes, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

Everyone praises you for learning quickly and being eager to learn. What you learn is like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Take a sip and my heart will fly to the outside of the cloud nine. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should apply scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi every day and be healthy.

Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on the evidence that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

Mom: In the past, you would force me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother. I will weave a virtual zongzi for you through SMS, and pray for the peace of the old father and mother in the world!

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I send you a sweet zongzi: with fragrant blessings as leaves, generous tolerance as rice, gentle reminders as stuffing, and then wrapped with silk thread of friendship. I hope you can taste the beauty of life and the feelings of May 5!

Good wine is clear and light, and the longer it is, the more mellow it is; Good friends are simple, and the longer they are, the more true they are; A good fate lasts a long time. Sincere friendship is unforgettable. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send you a zongzi, the content: 100% pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.

Today is Dragon Boat Festival! I collect all the beautiful things in the world as raw materials, take worry-free as a coat, use my sincere wishes as a ribbon, and wrap a special zongzi for you! Eat it, and you will be happy and happy forever.

Zongzi is cute, but you are cuter than Zongzi. I will taste you wholeheartedly, and I won't give up until my teeth fall out.

Send zongzi on Dragon Boat Festival, friendship is skin, and there are 1 layers of blessings in the stuffing, 2 layers of happiness, 3 layers of wishes and 4 layers of IOUs. Pay back the money quickly.