The funniest joke in history, urgent need

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao * were flying together, and suddenly they met with an emergency and needed to parachute out

. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone was nervous. At this moment, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and cleared his throat and said, "Well, if the mountain man can answer a few questions, he will parachute, and if he can't answer them, he will have to jump himself." Others have no choice but to agree.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was simple and replied, "One < P >." So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied, "One." He also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Zheng couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao * felt glad.

for the second time, four people met with an emergency by plane, and when they discussed it, they decided to do it the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle when Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "The Battle of Makino." Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 3, to 4,." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao * couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military. This time you have fallen." Zhuge Liang asked, "What are the names of the soldiers?" Cao * almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao * laughed to himself.

for the third time, the same four people flew by plane, and the plane was in an emergency again. When Cao thought about it, Zhuge Lao Er wanted to fool me again, so I could just jump myself, so as not to be insulted. So he jumped into the air at a high speed, only to hear Zhuge Liang shout to him: "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" "