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Go home more often when you are free.

Why did you leave a small place? Because "the little monsters in the temple are windy and the water is shallow and there are many turtles", the most terrible thing in a small place is not that you can't make money, but that people are not right!

National Day and her husband went back to their hometown, and one banquet after another was dazzling and overwhelming.

I ate for three days in a row, and yesterday was the most wonderful scene.

Yesterday was my husband's cousin's 40th birthday party, which was held together with the centenary party of his daughter and children. We were invited, only knowing that it was his 40th birthday.

As a result, when he arrived at the party, he found his daughter welcoming him at the door with a baby in her arms.

The baby is cute, with a round face and a pair of dimples when smiling. I can't help wondering whose doll this is so cute that I've never seen it before.

My cousin told me happily that this is her daughter, who just turned 100 today.

I was secretly surprised that my cousins were only 17 years old this year. Looking at me in front of me, all my cousins are still little girls, innocent and have become mothers.

She told me that her husband is 23 years old this year. Because he is not old enough to get a marriage certificate, he can't hold a one-hundred-day banquet with great fanfare.

Today, my father's 40th birthday, so informing relatives and friends can be regarded as a major event in life.

I said nothing more and sat down silently. My mother-in-law told me that although my cousin's husband is only 23 years old, he is already a second divorced person.

My eyes unconsciously followed his figure, but I saw him with yellow hair, dressed in fashion and warmly entertaining guests.

I can't help sighing that the world has changed, really. We are about the same age as my cousin, but we are a whole generation younger than others because of late marriage and late childbirth.

My cousin became a grandfather at the age of 40, and we are still struggling to raise our son in primary school.

Man, why try to jump out of the dragon gate and fly to higher branches? Why should we try our best to leave a small place?

Because "there are many demons in the temple, and the water is shallow and there are many kings", the most terrible thing in a small place is not that it can't make money, but that people are not right, and there are huge differences in concepts and cognition.

They will hate you because you have it and laugh at you because you don't have it; I think you are poor, but I am afraid you are rich; Without resources, they bite each other; Education is not high, there are many things.

It is a wonderful thing not to get married when you are old; There are no dolls after marriage, you are a wonderful flower;

If a good institution doesn't do it, you should start a business, which is wonderful!

Living in a small place is physically comfortable, but it is tiring. Struggling in a big city is tiring physically, but my heart is free.

Others laugh that I am crazy, and I laugh that others can't see through it. Just, just go home and have a look.