Crazy slogan

Exaggerated and humorous automobile quotations:

1, female driver+running-in+first time = Prada.

Think of me as a red light.

3, driving school, self-taught.

4, "trendy noodles" = novice+hand tide+special noodles

5, super big bread, freshly baked

6.congratulations! You will be the first 10 1 impactor of this car!

7. I am meat, and the car is a mill. Everyone calls us "meat buns". Delicious! Don't taste it!

8. The slogan posted by Maxima: My brother is a BMW; Otto posted a slogan: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.

Quotations of traditional Lei Ren car:

1, it is everyone's responsibility to protect novices;

2, novice, female!

3, the novice is a new driver, good at braking suddenly;

4, the hand tide is chaotic, and the more it rushes, the slower it is;

5, the old car is broken!

6. On the first day of getting my driver's license, I was slow to respond;

7. The new car is old and the eyes are not good; Swing from side to side, poor emergency braking

I just started my career and am studying hard.

9, overhaul no money, welcome to rear-end.

10, novice, new car, flustered! !

Alarmist car quotations:

1, nearsighted, without glasses!

2, the new car is on the road, there is a killer inside!

3, multiple gears will not hang, skilled!

4, the brake throttle is unclear, just fine!

5. Vehicles with frequent accidents should bypass.

7. Move the obstacle, please go around.

8. Vehicles with frequent accidents should bypass.

9. It's up to you to buy a license and rent a car.

10, 10 years driving experience, safe driving100km.

1 1, failed the road test five times.

12, behind the nuclear bomb, keep your distance.

13, aged 60, driving experience 60 days.

14, note that there is a * in front.

15, senior novice, overhaul and running-in.

16, there is a nurse killer in it.

17, recently graduated from the road killer training class.

Tai Sen is sleeping in the car.

19, just bought this!

20, nuclear-powered engine (rear)

2 1, urban car accident maker!

22, the driver has easily settled the super Saiyan, it depends on you!

23. Except for fire control, the basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank.

Roundabout car quotation:

1. When you see this line, your car is too close to me!

Only you silently support me behind my back.

Don't kiss me outside the car. Kissing is forbidden in the car.

4, that is, noodles, are all practiced.

5. Don't read the words here.

6. Not a bumper car

7. I got the certificate yesterday, and I am very happy to be …

Fierce and provocative car quotations:

1, trade in your old car and stay away from me!

2, come on, mutually assured destruction!

3. If you can't open it, I'm in a hurry with you!

4. Don't waste it!

5. I am a novice. Who am I afraid of?

6. If you have the courage, you will hit it!

7, have the ability to pass over my head!

8. What are you doing with me? Be careful, I put it upside down.

9. Internship and running-in, whoever catches it will fight.

10, ten collisions, nine wins and one draw.

Polite car quotation:

1, rookie on the road, please take care.

2, older female drivers, pay more attention.

I am a novice and learn from you.

4, technical tide, poor craftsmanship, please forgive me!

5, you are a master, only super!

Poetic and affectionate automobile quotations:

1, don't kiss me, I'm shy (show)

2. Distance produces beauty

3, you let me also let, the heart is wider.

People should be closer and cars should be farther away.

5. The farthest you are my recent love.

6. If you love me, stay away from me! !