Seek the script lines of the sketch "China Rich Show".

Screenwriter: Wang

Characters:

Compere: Female, but male's cross-dressing.

Tu Hao: Rich and powerful, wearing a dozen watches on his arm.

Rich second generation: Dad has money and a dozen chains around his neck.

Nouveau riche: I have a mine at home and a thick cardboard box with "Cigar" written on it.

Bai: Rich woman, wear mink blanket, but pretend to be a woman.

Props: four chairs

Background: China Rich Show.

Opening:

Moderator: At present, there are five kinds of people in our company. First, they have mines at home. Second, they hang out in Tik Tok every day. Third, they cry every day to lose weight and are not fat. Fourth, single dog has no goal of dog food. Fifth, they always take Lao Wang and X next door as an example. Speaking of which, I still don't applaud. I wet the kang at night. ..... Welcome to the first "China Rich Show" of XX Company. Let's invite all departments to screen and recommend colleagues with mines at home to appear.

With the background music "Four Talents in Jiangnan", local tyrants, rich second generation, nouveau riche and Bai appeared on the runway one after another.

Moderator: Good! Four of our contestants have already taken the stage. This is the China Rich Show, and our program slogan is, There are mines at home! I'm crazy. Please introduce yourself.

Local tyrants: Hello everyone! I am a local tyrant of XX Department. I like to drink Lafite with jiaozi, abalone and lobster with bean curd, and have a barbecue with Wang Sicong when I am free. Victoria's secret is my old photo frame. Being rich is willful. I don't care about anyone in China except Ma Yun. Horizontal criticism: it's good to have money.

Moderator: Money is better than willfulness. It's inhuman!

Rich second generation: Hello everyone! I am a rich second generation in XX department. It is really helpless to have money at home. Lamborghini used it to buy food, take soy sauce to Dubai and walk his dog to Cambodia. What the family lacks most is a sack with money. Men want to take an oath when they see me, and women want to fall in love when they see me. You are bad, you are bad, you are a rich little pervert. I actually have nothing, but I have my father.

Moderator: It is better to have a good father than to learn English math and physics well.

Nouveau riche: Hello everyone! I am a nouveau riche in XX department. The living room is paved with US dollars, and there are three expressways in the yard. I like driving a Hummer to herd sheep and a helicopter to drive away rabbits. The sight of money is disgusting, and the bank deposit is the lowest. All the female anchors are jealous of me and want me to eat their tofu. Being rich is cruel, even a little helpless.

Moderator: Cruel! It's cruel. Why can't God be hard on me?

Bai: Hello, everyone! I'm Bai from XX Department. I always like to wear mink in summer and cut cakes in Xinjiang three times a day. I brought a Concorde yesterday, and Alibaba was almost contracted by me. Money makes the mare go, and good men can coquetry for me. Pigeons in Guanguan, in Hezhou, are rich and powerful, add me QQ.

Moderator: Money is not everything. No matter how rich you are, you can't get the total number of X.,,, Okay! Four of our colleagues who have mines at home have all made their debut, so who is the richest of them? Next, please prove that you are rich in one sentence.

Local tyrants: Dare to eat prawns in Qingdao, and help aunts and grandmothers who fall down in the street every day.

Rich second generation: I gamble every day and always win by buying China football.

Nouveau riche: I finished watching Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat with traffic. Charge the phone bill directly,

Bai: I'm not here to work and earn money.