Interesting sarcastic sentences

1. Father and mother, without a car or a house, have a wide range of interests and are kind-hearted.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered then.

I want to work hard, otherwise people will say I'm just good-looking.

4. Be a low-key person, as handsome as me, not what I said.

Those who are particularly handsome but don't know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

6. There is no fate between us, and everything depends on my face value.

7. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

8. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

9. You can call me handsome if you want. I don't mind, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a group of innocent fools.

10. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

1 1. I never write typos, but I write generic words.

12. No matter how old a human member is, he is always young in front of money.

13. Most men, like Tang Priest, have n chances to get married in the process of learning Buddhist scriptures.

14. I hope the school will implement OPPOR9 system, with five minutes of class and two hours after class.

15. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, it is Bajie.

16. Gorgeous turn, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.

17. Don't use "honey trap" on me in the future, or I will play with you.

18. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

19. Even if men conquer the world, they will be conquered by women one day.

20. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.