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Talk to your wife

A man looking for a wife is like looking for a mother, and a woman looking for a husband is like looking for a son. If you feel this way, you will find the right person!

The highest level of finding a wife is to find a beautiful girl, but to the outside world, I am not with her because she is beautiful, because I don't know if she is beautiful!

When the hairstyle changes back, if you have nothing to do, you must look younger. Your face always affects finding a wife!

The daughter-in-law you are looking for should be ugly. Why? I found a beautiful feature, and the more I look at it, the uglier it gets. Looking for ugly ones, oh, fuck, the more I look at them, the more I like them ~ Don't ask me how I know ~ ~

Chatting with the old man can turn to his wife. The water pipe at home was broken and repaired in a hurry. The old man smiled and said, alas, our xxx is really omnipotent. Why not find a wife? Is it easy to repair water pipes?

Now whenever I am free, my mother always tells me about finding a wife. Hey, do men have to get married and have children when they reach the so-called marriage age for the elderly? Still an idea?

Brother, go back to your wife after two days of truancy. I'm not used to talking on the phone in bed at night. ... how to say, take care of yourself

When I came back, I found that the big bed had changed. Is this the rhythm for me to find a wife quickly?

The baby's godmother is so beautiful that his son has seen so many beautiful women since he was a child. What should he do if he finds a wife in the future?

Because you are very kind to him, it is difficult for the poor to find a wife, and it is difficult for the children of the rich to study and shop to make money; Rich people invest in stocks! The poor are busy every day! The poor sleep and lay the floor ... but now they have to rely on banks to study! ! Rich people drink and behave themselves!

Looking for a daughter-in-law, hysterical, without his own position, he asked for a house and a car as soon as he came up. I just want to say, go NMLGB, how much are you worth?

I have seen many failed marriages and summed up a truth: never find a woman when looking for a wife.

The blind date follows his parents today, hehe, it seems that it is not the son who is looking for a wife, but the parents who are looking for a wife.

Looking for a wife depends on the old lady. Education is very important.

Now the society is completely chaotic. . I don't know how to find a wife

Eat tofu while it's hot, find a wife and find a fat one.

Realism is usually considered to have no style. The daughter-in-law you are looking for should be ugly. Why? I found a beautiful feature, and the more I look at it, the uglier it gets. Looking for ugly ones, oh, fuck, the more I look at them, the more I like them ~ Don't ask me how I know ~ ~

When my dad was looking for his wife, she watched for him. One of the most important conditions is big eyes and double eyelids. Because she wants such a little grandson.

The poor are busy every day. Rich people like to keep mistresses! Rich people invest in stocks; The rich drink politely: it is difficult for the poor to find a wife; It is very popular for the rich to live in villas. ..... The poor can only live in huts.

Don't say that men like to find wives, so do I.

Therefore, it is necessary to find a reliable wife. Wu Weiwen prepared so much before he died, so forget it. I lost all my daughters-in-law.

As the saying goes, you get the kitchen under the hall. This is what you need to find a wife. When you go home, you can take care of your family. Marrying such a daughter-in-law is the perfect winner in life.

Keep nagging and find a wife. Well, I think I'd better go back to Beijing. Parents are fierce.

When I find a strange thing, I always like to find a wife. And the general fact is that fans are very kind to him, and the acceptance of BG line is often higher than other small partners.

British media: Find a wife quickly! There are many men left in China!

Programmers, when looking for a daughter-in-law, can examine the reputation of their girlfriends and mothers. If your future mother-in-law has a bad reputation, no matter how your girlfriend pretends, she will show her true colors sooner or later.

Finally found a job and began to work hard for the future, making money to find a wife!

Just now, I showed my aunt the way. My aunt asked me enthusiastically how old this young man was. I said Boyi, and my aunt said, what are you reading that for? I just can't find a wife.

My little friend's grandmother passed away today, but unfortunately he hasn't found a wife yet. After the death of a loved one, there will be all kinds of regrets.

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