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Auspicious composition in the year of the rat

Auspicious Year of the Rat

"Scratch" and "scratch" ... A burst of firecrackers woke me up. Look at the watch, 12 o'clock. Who's shooting? Think again, 12 o'clock, the year of the rat is coming! ! Huh? Why does my mother post such a paper-cut: piles of gold, silver and jewels are piled together, and the mouse who loves money is happy next to it. I don't believe what others say is good luck and rolling financial resources! I was lying in bed, ready to take off this "superstitious" thing, but I saw the earth sinking, everything was blurred around, and I came to another world! ! That was tens of millions of years ago, when the mouse was still a mouse essence ... At that time, the mouse had just been selected by God as the zodiac, and it began its 365-day birthday. 1 1 Zodiac animals sing birthday songs and send birthday wishes around the zodiac. Then cows, tigers, dragons, sheep and Hou all sent many gold ingots to the zodiac. Big and small, dazzling! Rabbits, snakes, horses, chickens and dogs send a lot of copper coins to the zodiac, which is enough for the zodiac to spend a lifetime! Stupid pig forgot to bring a gift and breathed a sigh of relief. He put gold ingot and copper coins on a red rope and hung a string of firecrackers at the end of the rope. At this time, God came and gave two mice belonging to the zodiac. The first one is called "Lao" and the second one is called "Rat". That's because the zodiac has no name. To thank God, it named it "Mouse".

After the Zodiac follows God, the little mouse is called the Zodiac mouse mother. They looked at the money and were very happy. ...

This is a dream. How did I fall asleep? Probably because I'm tired of watching the Spring Festival Gala. I'll take a closer look at this paper-cut: three mice are lifelike, their hands folded as if they were celebrating the New Year, and the big mouse has a word "fu" on it. Isn't this Chinese New Year? This year is the birthday of the mouse. Everyone calls mice "money mice". Rats are rolling in money. Isn't this what people expect for a better life? I wish I could have a little mouse.

Congratulations on getting rich, all the best, and good luck in the Year of the Rat!