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Have a midnight snack and bask in a circle of friends. Funny, have a midnight snack and send a circle of friends.

1, drink soup first, and Dont Ask For Help will prescribe the medicine.

2. If your female partner is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

3. mention a city. Think about the food there. This is the meaning of gourmet travel.

4. Evil Monday is coming again. As a foodie, besides eating something good, how can I comfort my broken heart?

5, the highest realm of eating goods, seeing is eating goods.

6. It is said that eating food will not fail because the food is too heavy, and the high number will not hang.

7. Eating means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two when you are full.

8. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

9. Why do fools call themselves foodies?

10, foodies always carry snacks with them because they are afraid that they will starve to death at any time.

1 1, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

12, as a foodie, the most terrible thing is not hunger, but that you are obviously not hungry, but you always feel that you have to eat something to be practical.

13, drying babies, houses, cars, articles and food. You said I did, but I didn't. You think I should get some sun. Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun, and you will be in a good mood!

14, foodies can always treat the blackboard eraser as a piece of bread with butter.

15, Chihuo, come on, let me go, I want to lose weight.

16, don't dislike the food around you. Because they are the simplest, as long as they have good food, they will have a good mood and will not care about everything. Don't always care.

17, eating life is like a train. In a word, it is: shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping, shopping. In the eyes of foodies, only food can wake her up.

18, who said that eating food can't do anything but eat, and they also know that they are hungry.

19, the so-called eating goods, massive when hungry, embarrassed when not hungry!

20, eat with skills, eat with tactics!

2 1, do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They PK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.

23. If these two feelings are long-lasting, they are pork and pork.

24, for all foodies: I am not hungry, but my tongue is too lonely.

25. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a gourmet. I speak for myself?

26, the real food, never say: I am full.

27. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

28. Come to my arms, or let me live in your belly, wake up the sleeping taste buds and absorb food.

29. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

30. Food doesn't have to be on the table!

3 1, foodies can always finish what is not delicious.

32. You can be a foodie, but don't be a foodie with only food in your mind. There are steamed buns for dinner, pillows at night, a dry head at work and an end at night.

33. I always wander between fullness and fullness.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

There are only three things that others can never take away: the knowledge you have learned, the dream in your heart and the food you have eaten. Therefore, I want to be a knowledgeable and ambitious gourmet.

36. People are born to die, either starving or dying.

As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

38. In the past, it was difficult to turn seawater into water. Chicken leg and shredded pork with fish sauce.

39. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

40. Eating is to survive, so eating food is just a person with a strong desire to survive.

4 1, people are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

42. There is another way to eat in the world, either eating or eating backwards.

43. Finding food for cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?

44, small chaos, small head, thin skin, as long as you scoop it into boiling water, you can put it in a bowl and take a bite, it's delicious!

45. Some friends in the circle of friends bask in objects, some bask in babies, some bask in beautiful scenery, and some bask in food, all of which are full of happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I am also very happy!

46, looking for a wife to find a foodie, eat after eating, easy to enjoy.

47. No one has died since ancient times. Eat as soon as possible.

48. Eating food means that whenever you know a new plant, you should also know its medicinal value and edible value.

49. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how can you choose food? Eat food: eat the person you like!

50. Every eater probably has untold sufferings in his heart. Blocking his mouth with food is just to prevent him from growling.

5 1, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

52. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating food, it is wrong, and sleeping!

The biggest worry about eating food is not that there is nothing to eat, but that there are many delicious foods in front of you, but it is sad to find that your stomach can't hold it.

54. If you don't eat, there will be no love. If you don't believe me, you can talk about love without inviting dinner.

55, eating goods, enjoying in your mouth, thinking about thinness in your heart.

56. Which is more important, food or figure? Eat food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

57, drying the house, drying the car, drying food, drying love, that is not a thing, have the ability to go out to bask in the sun at noon.