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Three views of super correct copywriting encyclopedia

1. Three truths of life: violence can really be solved 1. Handsome people can really eat, and rich people can really do whatever they want.

2. A man who makes money desperately but doesn't pay attention to his health is equivalent to working for another man! A woman who desperately saves money but doesn't pay attention to maintenance is making room for another woman.

3. Don't be drunk for six points, eat for seven points and love for eight points, but most people are drunk and eat enough and become fools in love.

There are four keys to open the door of happiness: virtue is in the mouth, someone is in the eyes, love is in the heart, and kindness is in action.

5. Women must work, be independent and be confident. You don't have to let the balcony and stove be the stage of your life. Don't let the smell of oil smoke become your femininity!

6. The goal is like a butterfly, and it will be hard for you to chase it. If you plant a lot of flowers, butterflies will fly by themselves. Only by constantly improving yourself can we get more opportunities. Success is not to defeat others, but to change yourself!

7. Temper is nature when it comes out, and skill when it comes back. The master of life never lets his emotions control him.

8. Read more when you are short of money and travel more when you have money. Don't always stare at the distress and confusion in front of you. The world is really big. You have read thousands of books. Walking through Wan Li Road, you will find that everything in front of you is insignificant.

9. There is an eternal law in the world: when you don't care, you get it; When you get better, you will meet better. Only when you become strong, you are not afraid of loneliness; When you are not afraid of loneliness, you can avoid abuse in Que Ning.

10. Your lifestyle depends entirely on yourself. People who love life will be loved by life.

1 1. Write to yourself: don't eat idle meals, don't watch the cold; Don't hide yourself or expose others; Do not lose childlike interest and charm; Don't laugh at the poor and don't owe people money; Dont Ask For Help likes it, but doesn't hate it.

12. People always like to compare with others to see who is better than themselves and who is not as good as themselves. In fact, the root of your pain and sorrow is never the misfortune and pain of others, but your own attitude.

13. People who know you will understand your emotional ups and downs; People who don't know you can't see your joys and sorrows; People who like you will touch your sincerity; People who don't like you don't care how much you pay.

14. Others help you, that is mutual affection; If they don't help you, it's their responsibility; Tolerance is your tolerance, tolerance is my ability.

15. When he lost his toy when he was five years old, he cried bitterly. When he lost his friendship at the age of ten, he was sad for a long time. When he lost his favorite at sixteen, he just kept a straight face. It is not that we become stronger, but that we have learned to hide our true selves and true feelings.

16. If you feel wronged, prove that you have a bottom line. If you feel at a loss, it proves that you still have something to pursue. If you feel pain, prove that you still have strength. If you feel desperate, prove that you still have hope.

17. Please remember that at any time, you need to give yourself a clear bottom line, because many times some people will grind away your bottom line a little. When you have no bottom line, you are completely controlled by others.

18. When you put down your face to earn money, it shows that you are sensible. When you earn back face with money, it means you have succeeded. When you can make money with your face, it means that you are already alone. When you still stay there drinking, bragging, pretending that you don't know anything and only love the so-called face, it means that you will be like this all your life!

19. When you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you, looking down on your relatives and fake friends. But you must have four things: self-confidence in your face, kindness in your heart, backbone in your blood and strength in your vitality.

20. The more you are afraid, the more others will bully you; You are not afraid of anything, but no one dares to bully you. If you have a good character, others will take advantage of you. If you cross the line a little, everyone will come to please you.

2 1. Shoes that don't fit you don't need to be stuffed. You grind your own feet; If the other party doesn't answer the phone, you don't have to redial again and again Cherish your call as soon as possible. If you move out of the restaurant, you don't have to go all the way to eat, and you can't spend all your time on the way. Innocence is good for anyone and everything. Don't force it if it's not yours. In fact, all that is left is scenery, and all that is left is life.

22. Being too kind will be cheated; Too honest will be bullied; If you are too sincere, you will be used; If you are too kind, you will be cheated. All this is not your fault, but the human heart is too sinister; All this is not that you are stupid, but that people's hearts are too unpredictable.

23. Your life will never let you down. Those wrong turns, wrong roads, tears and scars will make you unique.

24. The real charm of people: it's not that you left a good first impression on each other; It's just that the other person still likes being with you after knowing you for many years. It's not that you instantly attract each other's attention; It's just that after getting to know you, the other person still appreciates you. I didn't even meet for the first time, and there was a feeling of meeting each other late; It's just that after many vicissitudes, I can sincerely say that it's good to know you.