Interesting slogans in internet cafes

Above: Heroes from all over the world bow down here.

Next: virtuous women in the world come in, take off their coats and untie their skirts.

Horizontal comment: Heaven and earth are upright.

Top: Stand on both sides of the Yellow River and hold confidential documents.

Below: There is machine gun fire in front, followed by gunfire.

Horizontal approval: cool

Top: Open the door of convenience.

Next step: solve the worries of the latter's shares.

Horizontal Criticism: A Land of Shit

Above: It is advisable to urinate.

Bottom: get a big solution and take off.

Horizontal criticism: do your best

Up: Smooth up and down.

Next: Things in Ji Ya.

Horizontal batch: metabolism

Top: Be careful before you come.

Below: I feel very loose after coming out.

Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

Me: Sit still, looking for poetry.

Next: relax and listen to the clear spring.

Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

Top: It is most suitable for singing in a low voice.

Below: It is not advisable to bomb indiscriminately.

Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

Me: Sitting for a while will relax your brain.

Next: After a while, you will become a fairy.

Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.