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Happy Children's Day

Today is Children's Day. We have a day off. Mom and Dad specially took us to the park to play.

As usual, we like to eat sweet potato porridge for breakfast. Because the sweet potatoes were sold out today, my mother had no choice but to peel some taro to make up for the loss. Unexpectedly, the taro grown on the balcony was very delicious, and the whole family ate it greedily.

Before going out, my senile mother dressed up in a gorgeous way, so exquisite that she could not tell that she was a bad wife at all. Dad, who was still young, also quickly changed his mind and put on a two-pronged suit. He looked so handsome that he made people stay away from the house. Dong Shixiao's beautiful sister even put on adjustable underwear, dressed like a tiger and a dog in Yugong Yishan Painting, and looked gorgeous, and put on the newly bought high heels with arrogance.

We all rode in a simple carriage and white horses, and arrived at the park quickly. Unexpectedly, there were so many people visiting that the wolves and wolves invaded the streets, causing our family to be separated from each other. My father, who had lost his wife and children, worked hard to broadcast everywhere, and finally found me and my sister, who almost recognized a thief as my father, and my sister who had an unkind relationship. In the battle between trapped beasts, we fought hard and pushed everyone to the point where we crowded in front of the monkey cage and took pictures like nothing else. A family photo showing Zhang Qiang’s smiling face.

Then go to the bird park where chickens and dogs croak, and enjoy the beautiful music of nature with the roar of the wind, the roar of cranes, and the mourning of humans everywhere. Later, when Dad was frothing at the mouth and referring to deer as horses for us, a gust of cool wind blew, which made people shiver. Mom quickly put on Dad's yellow robe and told us to take the time to express our condolences.

In the evening, because of Children’s Day, the magpies and doves’ nests in the restaurant were busy, so my mother took us Meng Mu to join the party, and finally decided to eat hot pot. There is a restaurant that has just changed its wallpaper. The walls are very beautiful. The lights are dim and surrounded by enemies. It is very atmospheric. The waitresses who are lying in ambush from all sides are busy trying to save the guests, so much so that people mistakenly believe that they are in the Western Paradise.

We were hungry and ordered the mixed hot pot. My father, who was still pregnant, gave me a warning and asked the waitress who was working hard to cook the cunning rabbit and dead lackey quickly, because our family was a vegetarian. We had already added oil and vinegar, and were waiting for the hot pot to sink in quickly so that we could win the title of Central Plains. Unfortunately, the lid of the pot was too small, and it was a bit difficult to cover the soup. After the soup boiled, we were so happy that we quickly undressed, pushed food, and moved our hands to catch everything in one go. .

After the hot pot was devoured by us, it soon became only a drop in the ocean and a few fish that slipped through the net. The mother, who still had a strong sense of motherhood, was about to throw away the ginseng and put away the winter noodles, but she found that the flames were already in danger, so she had no choice but to throw away the fire. Fortunately, the arrogant father Hulu and Pheasant called the store clerk to put out the fire with salary, and the fire finally came back to life, and we, who were sitting on pins and needles, finally had our own pockets. After the birds were gone and their bows were gone, our family was working together in a cowardly manner. My sister and I were even more self-satisfied with our success.

Unexpectedly, when paying the bill, the boss showed his true colors and actually demanded a fortune. My father was so angry that he was so angry that his mother was crying in her clothes.

Ah! On this most blessed Children's Day, just after my father felt ashamed of himself in front of his wallet and killed his parents out of righteousness, our family's talents were exhausted and we were completely defeated.