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Picking up girls is becoming a fashion. It seems natural for men to pick up girls, but it's wrong not to pick up girls? ぉひ? Are you embarrassed? Ting: Really? Hey ⅲ？ Replace the spring box with ash? Fade? "Ill, need a kidney or go to the hospital.

After observing and analyzing the phenomenon of picking up girls, it is found that there are actually three or six grades of picking up girls. There are three basic conditions for picking up girls, which must be met at the same time before picking up girls: first, you have the desire or demand to pick up girls; Second, girls who may be soaked (girls deliberately soak or may be soaked); Third, you can pick up girls (you are qualified to pick up girls and master the skills of picking up girls).

According to the different objects of picking up girls, we can judge the level and realm of men picking up girls, and there are roughly five realms.

The first level is Miss Bao, the lowest level. Miss's occupation is "escort", doing some flesh business and making a living. Now people's ideas are more open, there are many employees, and the market competition is fierce; In addition, the macroeconomic situation is still sluggish, domestic demand is insufficient, the market is weak, and business is not good. Therefore, under the pressure of unemployment and depression, women are eager for someone to go clubbing, not only to come at once, but also to attract customers, and try to clubbing when they meet men who don't, just like the promotion of businesses now. Therefore, it is just a kind of consumption. As long as you have money, you don't need much skill, let alone charm. Just like taking a taxi by bus, you can pay for it yourself. So miss bubble doesn't represent the level.

The second level is to pick up girls, girls in their teens and twenties, a little taller. But it's not difficult. Now the new human, the new human, has completely emancipated his mind. First, after watching Titanic, they were full of dreams, and then after watching Shanghai Baby, everything was forgiven as aggression-whatever, I just want to be happy! Although the appearance is beautiful, but the heart is empty, there are not many ideas, like catkins, light, floating in the wind, living in romantic fantasies all day (isn't it often reported in newspapers that female college students and graduate students are trafficked? ! )。 If you meet a packaged "handsome guy", "cool brother", or "talented person" or "mature man", it is inevitable that you can't hold it; Waiting, the vain chick meets a "successful man" who looks very rich, and even more, "sand radish, going around." Therefore, the conditions for hooking up with a little girl are not harsh and the technology is not advanced. You just need to make some efforts in appearance, temperament and status.

In terms of appearance, if it is not too bad, pretend to be handsome; Congenital deficiency, if you can't pretend to be handsome, pretend to be cool. Temperament, there are many options to choose from. For example, if he is packaged as a gifted scholar, he seems to be brilliant. From time to time, he will throw out some poems, novels, dramas, music and aphorisms from ancient and modern times and at home and abroad. Or pretend to be deep, make a weather-beaten, once hurt by the sea, and cheat sympathy-this is an intermediate hand muscle that uses the maternal instinct of women's subconscious to protect the weak; Or pretend to be a mature man with insight and understanding.

In terms of status, it is packaged as a "successful man" with a successful career (usually marked by a suit and tie, a car and a house). As long as you take one of these three rules, it is not difficult to pick up girls; Take two and pick up girls with ease; If you have all three, you can hardly miss them. Old cows eat young grass, which is basically the result of these technologies. "Poetry" does not say: "If a woman falls in love with spring, she will be seduced by a scholar." Strike while the iron is hot is the key to success.

The third realm is to pick up girls, that is, divorced single ladies, usually between 30 and 45 years old (no matter how old they are, they are not girls and no one will be interested). It's not difficult. You can usually get old girls and money. Supposedly, women of this age have some experience, some worldly wisdom, and are not so easy to be soaked. However, the present social reality is cruel. "A divorced man is a treasure, and a divorced woman is like grass." There is a serious imbalance between men and women in this age group, and there is a serious oversupply of women in the marriage market, so women have to jump off a building and have a big sale to cope with the loss.

No matter how good a woman is, she should get at least a 50% discount or even a 10% discount after divorce. After all, second.

-It's hard to sell. What's more, these women have experienced great pressure of living alone after suffering from trauma, hoping to have another place to shelter from the wind and rain. Their long-term loneliness has led them to the level of "dumping baskets" in the Book of Songs, which belongs to the dangerous zone of "no fireworks" in automobile gas stations. As long as there is a little spark, it must be fire. Therefore, it is not difficult to pick up girls of this age, even easier than picking up girls. Just put up a "I want to have a home" sign and modify the trick of picking up girls.

The first four realms are hitting on other people's wives. This is more difficult and the success rate is lower than the above three. The key is to remember the saying "flies don't bite unstitched eggs". For a woman who is taken, although sometimes it is inevitable that she will have some fantasies or even wild feelings, she is calm at critical times, especially when she wants to take action. "Success is not easy; It is quite suitable for these women. If the husband is excellent, the children are clever, the family is harmonious and happy, the husband and wife love each other, and the wife is not dissatisfied with her husband, it is an unstitched egg. It's still early, don't waste your expression.

There are usually three opportunities: first, the woman is excellent and the husband is not. A tall woman and a short husband don't match. Outsiders talk a lot, and if the woman is uncomfortable, she says she doesn't care; Second, the husband is dull and numb, does not understand amorous feelings, does not know how to cherish fragrance and jade, and makes his wife feel lost, empty and lonely; Third, the husband is philandering and having an affair, and the wife wants revenge (at first, it may be just subconscious revenge, even she didn't realize it)-in a word, the feelings are cracked, and the wife is dissatisfied with her husband and becomes a broken egg. At this time, she can use it.

The basic formula and practical means to hook up with such women are: the first trick is "smug": look for opportunities for self-expression, let the other party see, let the other party feel that he is a very special, personalized and tasteful man, and attract the attention of the other party.

The second trick is "weasel's New Year greeting": find opportunities to get close to each other, show concern, appreciation and affection, and let the other party feel that you are kind to her, trustworthy, or at least a friend you can associate with.

The third trick is to "hide in the dark": create some opportunities for individual communication and seek some similarities between the two sides, such as experiences, interests, hobbies and values. And take this opportunity to show some knowledge, talent and wisdom and pay attention to humor. Of course, it is essential to have a proper respect, care and consideration for women (the degree should be just right to make the other person feel). It's too light for the other person to feel. It's useless. Remember the old saying that "too much is too late", and grasp the temperature), so that the other party feels that you are really their confidant and have a feeling of reunion after a long separation, so he has been willing to contact you (especially alone) until "I don't see you for a day, just like Sanqiu Xi".

The fourth trick is "playing hard to get": at this time, the fish is about to take the bait, but it can't be urgent. You must learn to fish and play hard to get. You can cancel some appointments, don't answer the phone, don't answer the pager; After meeting, I changed my previous image of gushing, eloquent, witty and eloquent. I become silent, unhappy, and don't often seem preoccupied, thoughtful: my words are faltering, my eyes are wandering, and my expression is ambiguous and changeable, which makes the other person ask you involuntarily-what's wrong with you? At this time, you can enter the next link.

The fifth trick is "cut to the chase": under the constant questioning of the other party, you can cut to the chase and start to confess.

First of all, you must be very hesitant (for example, keep smoking and drink hard-preferably beer). The average man won't be really drunk if he drinks four or five bottles of wine. Don't drink too much liquor, or things will be chaotic)-because this script is about the struggle between reason and emotion, and the plot at this stage is that emotion overcomes reason and the dam of reason. Then, I finally made up my mind to get it off my chest, and the flood of feelings burst its banks, and I felt at ease "doing things I shouldn't do and loving people I shouldn't love"; We can say how much we love each other, almost to the point of hopeless. At this time, words should be exaggerated, passionate, poetic and talented, so as to impress each other. The higher the temperature, the better. At least, burn people. It is best to read reference books such as love letters in advance. Fortunately, there are many such books now.

Stealing the lyrics of two popular songs has a good effect, such as "I blame you for being beautiful" and "I am not careless, but the truth is irresistible"; It would be better to know a little foreign language, with wider choices and more flavor. Can sing (if you can't sing, just order one! ) "Oh, no.

You see, baby, you drive me crazy! Or "You are the only one"

Really don't know me at all! ""everything I do is for the sake of

You! "┅ ┅ If you can be creative, the effect will definitely be better.

The sixth trick is to "lay the groundwork": after confession, the other party may be moved, but nine times out of ten it is difficult to make up your mind so quickly. At this time, you need to remember to do another job, which is to make a self-confession:

1, pour out your misfortune to gain sympathy (such as how difficult your experience is and how much you need care; Or how his wife is not a thing, doesn't understand feelings, and how to make up for it when family life is boring and effective. Anyway, your wife can't be there to refute it, and she can't do an investigation. "I am like a tired leaf, staggering towards your high arm." (How many women have the heart to refuse! );

2. Express once again that you are really in love: I know this kind of feeling is very dangerous for her, and there will be no result. However, after falling in love, it is difficult to extricate myself and lose my mind-"I didn't change myself on purpose" (this is to prove myself by reducing to absurdity.

I really love her, hehe! )。

3. Prove your kindness: show yourself.

I really don't want to destroy her family and happiness, but if I lose her, I can't live in my life, because the decades before I met her were in vain! "You are my deepest pain recently!" )-the role of this move has two aspects. One is to prove yourself skillfully.

I really love her, at least this feeling is sincere and intense, so as to urge her to "make up her mind not to be afraid of sacrifice" (note: let her "not be afraid of sacrifice", don't make a mistake! ! ); The second is to lay the groundwork for future chicken out and irresponsibility (didn't you say that you know this relationship has no result, and you don't deliberately destroy other people's families? ! ), you can also push the fault to the other party in advance. If the future outcome is a tragedy (nine times out of ten, nine times out of ten), then "I am willing to gamble and admit defeat": I will meet again in the afterlife without complaining; I don't blame you, let alone me, "It's all the moon's fault"!

The seventh trick is "like a duck to water": after six tricks, it can basically be done. If you can't get it temporarily, use the fourth, fifth and sixth moves repeatedly until you get it. What to do after it is done is something that men can do, so I won't say much. Everything is difficult at the beginning, where there is one, where there are two, where there are two, where there are three, and so on.

The eighth trick is "riding a donkey to find a horse": sugarcane is almost chewed and tasteless. It's time to find the next target, find another new lover, and then repeat the first move to the seventh move. The ninth trick is to get away with it: it is the hardest, but you must quit successfully by hook or by crook. Otherwise, it is a trap and a failure to pick up girls as husbands, just like when shareholders speculate in stocks.

When we break up, we might as well say, "As long as it happened, it's enough for me" (she thinks it's not enough for her, but you're enough anyway! ), another wish of "as long as you live better than me"? Oh, dear. ? Leg? Not good? What happened? Get together? What about the emperor? Plant ash? A stable? br/>；

The above nine tricks can be mastered and used flexibly, and their power is no less than the nine swords of the lonely. Only nine swords are invincible in the world; Pick up girls, one out of nine strokes, when there is no lady in the world! ! !

The fifth realm of picking up girls is to pick up your own wife. This is the highest level of picking up girls. I'm afraid only 1% of men in the world can reach this level. There are three reasons: first, I didn't realize that my wife needed to go to bed; Second, I don't know the fun of picking up girls; Third, I don't know how to sleep with my wife. So many people spend their minds on picking up girls, picking up girls, picking up girls or picking up other people's wives. It's really sad that their wives don't pick up girls!

Since God created Adam and Eve, men and women have been the protagonists of this world. Women demand more from men, and men demand more from women. To sum up, it is nothing more than the needs of life, psychology and physiology. So women want three men: the first is a husband, the second is a confidant, and the third is a lover; A man wants his wife to be "like a lady in the living room, a professional woman in the kitchen and a prostitute in the bedroom". It seems that husbands (wives), confidants and lovers are all men and women's requirements for the opposite sex, which meet people's life, psychological and physical needs respectively. People are yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn-it's natural and natural! ! ! After understanding this truth, I won't say much about why your wife is soaking up. I just remind her that if you don't soak up your wife, maybe someone will help you soak up, and it will be uncomfortable to wear an environmentally friendly hat.

Have fun with your wife, you need to talk about it. If the position is high enough, making your wife a perfect trinity of "wife+confidante+lover" will benefit you for life. A man who becomes his wife "husband+confidant+lover" is intoxicating to think of it.

It is said that a woman is a book and should be able to understand it; In fact, women should not only be able to read this book, but also write it, so that they can be truly excellent men. There are many ways to pick up girls, which can be used to pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, pick up girls, and pick up other people's wives. Tricks are secondary, and the key point is to have three hearts: one is love, the other is concentration, and the third is perseverance. As long as you have these three hearts, you can be invincible in picking up wives, and everyone can become a master of picking up wives!

Having sex with your wife is more powerful than having sex with someone else's wife. It is no exaggeration to say that having sex with your wife can make the world complain! ! ! The most powerful and last trick of the Beggars' Sect is "beating dogs with sticks", which is known as "there is no dog in the world". If all men in the world are trying to pick up girls, then maybe no one wants to pick up girls-miss, chick, old maid, other people's wives, there are no girls to pick up. That's really "all good things must come to an end"! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Conclusion:-The lower the level of picking up girls, the closer to animals and the farther away from people.