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When a girl apologizes to you, it means that this man is really not human.

1, when a girl bows her head and apologizes to you, you are really not a man.

3, I really don't have to apologize all the time. That feeling is actually like losing my kitten and puppy. I will be sad. You don't have to feel sorry for anything, and you don't have to feel that you are in my life.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from Durex manufacturer to your parents.

I bought breakfast this morning. A handsome guy knocked over my porridge and apologized to me. I said he had to stay with me all night! Taking care of your health is the capital of the revolution. You don't need to apologize, because you haven't wronged anyone. It's really great for you, and if you want to say something to some sprayers, you can do it, but don't push!

When I was with you, I learned to apologize and cry.

7. Don't say you're sorry, because you never cared about me. Don't say sorry, because you never consider my feelings. There is no need to feel guilty, and the loved ones don't need to apologize.

Yesterday, Cui Haoran sent a car to apologize to Yang Fuyu. They are really together.

9. Don't apologize. I hope you suffocate.

10. Do I need to apologize if I'm not as good as you think?

1 1, don't tell me you're sorry if you pretend to be forced. Get out consciously is your best apology.

12, too many people can't do anything but move on calmly. Those who are loved don't have to apologize.

13. He deleted all my messages and apologized to me.

14, don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

15, after the fight, we tacitly waited for the other party's apology.

Couples talk about mood phrases: you are really not a qualified beauty, so you'd better change careers and be my wife.

Is my daughter-in-law beautiful? Gentle? Is it cute? Monopolistic? Want it? Unfortunately, she is mine.

Is my husband handsome? Is it overbearing? Gentle? Monopolistic? Want it? Unfortunately, he is mine.

I am neither beautiful nor charming, but I am spoiled by one person.

She is neither cute nor beautiful, but she can be loved by me alone.

I am not a goddess or a schoolmaster. Whether you love me or not, I will accompany you for a long time.

I am not a male god or a schoolmaster. Whether you love me or not, I won't get tired of it.

People who say that the stars are shining must have never seen your eyes.

People who say that the sun is shining must have never seen your smile.

If one day your suit partner becomes someone else's groom, I'll never mention the madness again.

If one day you become someone else's bride in a wedding dress, you will still be my initial dream.

So what if it's not cute or beautiful? I'm fed up with him. /Shu Ming/Qu Ming/

So what if she's not cool or handsome? I'm fed up with her.

I don't think you are a qualified beauty. You'd better be my wife!

I really don't think you are a qualified blue face. You'd better change my husband!

Boy, you should know that your daughter-in-law turned over your mobile phone, signed you up, and was jealous. This is not unreasonable, but caring.

Girl, you know, your dear can be spoiled with you, stick to you and bicker with you. This is not a rogue, so trust.

Whether at your wedding or at your funeral, I am wearing a white dress.

I will either show up at your wedding or attend your funeral in a suit.

Love, hate, crying, tired, it's time to end.

Night, sleep, wake up, drunk, you still left.

You know, I may fall in love with another girl in the future. At that time, she would call you that. I hope you don't mind. She will call you mom.

You know, I may fall in love with other boys in the future. At that time, he will call you that. I hope you don't mind. He'll call you dad.

You have no right to fight. You are still my king.

You don't have a crown, you are still my queen.

You are the person I like, the person I promised and the person I protected, and I still love you so much.

You are the person I have struggled, given up and regretted, and I still love you very much.

A year later, ten years later, a hundred years later, I still treat you as before.

A year later, ten years later, a hundred years later, I still love you as much as my life.

He doesn't need to be too handsome, just have good eyes; Don't be too rich, just don't starve me; Don't be too good

She doesn't need to be too beautiful, just fine facial features; Don't be too gentle, just be reasonable; Not too royal.

No matter how bitter and salty the tears are, it is sunny with your comfort.

No matter how beautiful the smile is, no matter how sweet the smile is, it is not yours or special.

I am not a goddess, a scum, or a tease. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

I am not a male god, a schoolmaster or a handsome boy. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

Give me a reason to forget, so that I can't remember you anymore.

Give me a reason to give up and let me never look for you again.

Can you give me a month, a month, and I will make you like me.

It doesn't take a month for a fool I already like you. I really like you.

I want to be oxygen and the courage you must live.

I want to become air and become a necessity for your survival.

I'm not Guli, I'm not the queen, I'm not the focus of attention, but I have him, and he loves me the most in the world.

I am not Gu Yuan, I am not a prince, I am not conspicuous, but I have her, and she loves me the most in the world.

Teenagers must work hard for girls' dresses, red wine and high heels.

Girl, you can't give up for a teenager's suit, shoes and tie.

Girl, if I insist, I can get the love of your life! Then, I want to tell you that this love is mine, and I will stick to it for a long time and never give up!

Boy, if my company can be the love of your life! Then, I want to ask you, how long do you want me to accompany you, to accompany you to the old, lifelong love! When an idiot stops doing it, it means she is unhappy.

1, now I find that it's not that I forgot everything, but that I never kept it in my heart.

I am alone just to see you.

Only in the mysterious and intuitive world can it come into being and exist.

The simple thing is that I miss you, but the difficult thing is that we are not together.

If we can't meet, it means we don't need to meet.

6. After many years, if you are not married and I am not married, will we still choose to be together?

7. Ignorant and infatuated people, what's the use of sadness? It is better to be smart and comfortable in people's minds.

8. Killing and setting fire is just a bullet. If you offend a woman, you might as well die.

9. What I fear most is that I have decided to lead my own life. Without you, I suddenly received your letter.

10, even if the teacher said wool, seniors can knit sweaters.

1 1. Happiness has forgotten the way, so we must find it or wait for it.

12,-Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

13, people who care always have a way to poke the pain in one sentence and make you feel pain from the inside out.

14, when an idiot doesn't make two more mistakes, it means she is unhappy.

15, you and time are fickle. /Shuo Shuo/

16. If you want to be good to yourself, you must be hard on yourself first. The harder you work, the better you will become. See if you dare.

17, those promises you made laughed at me one by one.

18, let him go. One more word is enough.

19, I won't bow my head, I don't know how to keep it. This could be me.

20. The group of people described by my parents as friends of friends gave me unique youth.

2 1, I would rather be silent with tears than smile with blood.

22. The memory deeply left in my heart has intervened in my life, full of magnetism and subtle sadness.

23, my god! What did we do wrong?

24, you say, when night comes, is it black first, or black first?

25. Not every relationship will have a happy ending like the story.

26. Be kind to yourself. Don't think about anything when you are in a bad mood. Go eat what you like.

27. I just look at you from a distance, an agreement that is doomed to have no ending.

28. After I wrote this passage, I will never talk about you again.

29. * * Who is not wandering from one embrace to another?

30. Don't mention the past. You are the past I can't go back to. ...

3 1, wife, I just saw a woman with long legs and looks like a stewardess. Is it? I'll give you another chance. You can say it again. Wife, I just met an old lady, dressed in enchanting clothes and with long legs. When she saw it, she came out to live. Well, be careful what you say next time. 1 1. Swearing is a thousand times cleaner than lying!

32. I believe someone will like everything about me, including my gentleness.

33. What kind of touch can directly warm the mind?

34. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

What you have now will become someone else with your death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

Let's go to see Gesanghua when you are free.

37. I just feel a little distressed. It doesn't matter. Consider it a heart attack.

You can have fun with me, but you can't stay with me for long.

39. I heard. He changed his girlfriend again.

Sometimes, I need to cheer myself up and move on. I have no choice but to be strong.

4 1, make me cry. After tonight, I have no reason to cry without restraint.

Emotional Quotations: When a man loves you, this is the performance.

Whether a man loves you or not, whether he cares about you or not, can actually be detected from everything he says to you. So what are the characteristics of a man who loves you? Before it's too late, let's take a look!

1. When a man loves you, he will pay generously for you within his own ability.

During the period of love, it is understandable that men lack material resources. At this time, women can save money with men and even pay the cost of love.

However, a woman should understand that she is definitely not an ATM for love. At least, your man should give it to you generously when he has money.

When a man is too stingy to spend money on women, he either can't make money or never cares about you. Staying around for a long time will only be a pity burden.

When a man loves you, he will call you after work and say something boring but romantic.

A man will naturally call you after work, perhaps just asking some family questions, or at least thinking about your performance when he is not busy. For those men who haven't texted for a day, when you question him, he can always find various reasons to defend himself. Such a man loves himself more.

When a man loves you, he will pay attention to the details of your life instead of taking care of his daily life.

Love is mutual. Even if you love a man very much, even if you are willing to do a lot of things for him, when you pay a certain height, you will still want to take it. However, when you look back, you have done a lot for him in all the pictures, and he enjoys it as well as enjoying it. Then, even if this man doesn't betray you, you should leave calmly, because he is with you not because he loves you, but because he is moved by you.

When a man loves you, he will call to ask if you have an umbrella in rainy days, and ask if you have taken medicine when you are sick.

We are all mortal, so there are not many great things when men and women get along, and love will be shown in the details.

When it rains, men will naturally call you and ask if you have an umbrella. This is a conditioned reflex of love. Men will also give you the most intimate greetings when you are sick, and even buy you medicine. If a man who keeps saying that he loves you can't even do this detail of life, you'd better leave rationally, because it will be very tiring to associate with a man who doesn't care about people.

Emotional Quotations: When a man loves you, it is the second performance.

When men love you, they will bring you cheap gifts when they come back from business trip or travel.

If a man can't sweet talk, it may be because he really doesn't like to play around in love, but he will bring you some local characteristics when traveling or on business.

This detail is not about the gift itself, but whether he misses you as much as you do when you are not with him.

6. When a man loves you, he won't complain about accompanying you or doing things with you, because being with you is the greatest happiness for him.

When you hate someone, you will feel that the other person is a lover, and when you like someone, you will feel that even if two people quarrel, it is very romantic. emotional quotations

Emotional quotations show that when a man loves you, he will spend all possible time with you, because it is a happy thing for a man to look at his beloved woman and do nothing.

7. When a man loves you, he will arrange his work plan around your rest time instead of making you wait for him every day.

There is often such a scene in life: call him when you finish your work, dear, have you finished it? Every time he says it, wait for me for a while; When you are busy with trivial matters, he calls you, not asking what you are doing, but urging you to meet at the designated place in a few minutes.

If these two scenes appear frequently in your love story, please give up this man decisively, because he only cares about his own feelings.

8. When a man loves you, he will never chat with other opposite sex in front of you with his mobile phone, even if it is a joke.

Emotional quotations, not to mention whether a woman can tolerate the behavior of a man she loves holding a mobile phone and chatting with the opposite sex in front of her. At least, a far-sighted man wouldn't do such a foolish thing to test whether a woman is enlightened. However, when your man frequently chats with other women in front of you and confidently says that there is nothing between them just for fun, please don't believe his story, either because he is a playboy or because he is looking for an emotional spare tire for himself.