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A summary of questions and answers about high-level rustic love stories

"Can you help me to wash something? Like me. " Nowadays, young people don't like direct expression, and the situation of soil is a choice. In fact, it is possible to enhance feelings by saying some vulgar love words between lovers and friends. Is this your first love story? I collected and sorted out the "Summary of Questions and Answers about High-level Soil Love Words" for reference only. Let's have a look.

? 1. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

? 2. What do you belong to? You belong to me.

? Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

? 4. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it was me!

? I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

? 6. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

? 7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

? 8. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."

? 9. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

? 10. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.

? 1 1. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

? 12. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

? 13. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

? 14. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

? 15. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

? 16. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

? 17. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

? 18. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

? 19. Do you know my biggest weakness? This is your fault.

? 20. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

? 2 1. "I count, you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

? 22. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

? 23. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

? 24. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.

? 25. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

? 26. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

? 27. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."

? 28. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

? 29. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

? 30. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

? 3 1. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

? 32. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

? 33. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"

? 34. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 35. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

? 37. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

? 38. Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.

? 39. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"

? 40. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.

? 4 1. "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Of course."

? 42. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

? 43. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

? 44. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

? 45. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

? 46. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

? 47. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

? 48. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

? 49. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

? 50. "I am always thirsty when I wake up in the morning in autumn and winter" Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

? 5 1. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

? 52. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

? 53. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

? 54. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

? 55. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

? 56. "I, I like a person" and then "then he sent me one and then"

? 57. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

? 58. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

? 59. I have super powers and like you very much.

? 60. Everyone else is changing their minds, but from the moment I met you, I never gave up.

? 6 1. My wife and mother fell into the river, so I saved my mother first, because my mother gave me life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If my wife is not rescued, I can be buried with her and continue our love in the grave.

? 62. I want to give you a push and then turn around and run.

? 63. What do you mean, don't make up after breaking up, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.

? 64. Where did you get your good temper? I like you.

? People like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

? 66. Of all the floating things, I like you best.

? There are spring and autumn under your eyes, which are better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

? My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

? Born in this world, I like someone so much for the first time and don't know what to do.

? 70. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

? 7 1. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

? 72. I felt pleasing to the eye at the first meeting, and I was warm and comfortable to get along with. I like you very much.

? 73. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

? 74. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.

? 75. I want to say something beautiful to coax you, but you are the only one who wants to think about it.

? 76. If you don't come, it will snow.

? 77. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

? 78. I don't want to know about lipstick, I just want to know about you.

? 79. I have forgotten many things, only you have always been my exclusive memory.

? 80. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

? 8 1. The game will always end, but I don't think you will.

? 82. I am interviewing for your boyfriend.

? 83. How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding.

? 84. I lack necessities and you.

? 85. There are three things in life, you, you and you.

? 86. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.

? 87. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.

? Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

? 89. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

? 90. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.

? 9 1. Why are you dressed like this today? It looks good, but it's just what I like.

? 92. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 93. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?

? 94. I have super powers and like you very much.

? 95. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

? 96. I like a shop very much Your phone.

? 97. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?

? 98. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.

? 99. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.

? 100. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.