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Talk to a woman who is not to be taunted.

1, woman, don't live like a cigarette. If people are bored, they will set you on fire and bounce you off when they are finished. Remember, you have to live like a drug, either you can't quit or you can't afford it.

I am a man of principle. My principle is only three words: look at the mood.

Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I have a good temper. If you have to touch my bottom line, I can tell you that I am not kind.

You don't have to ask anyone about me, because I'm different for everyone.

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

6. Don't laugh. I haven't grown up. I just don't want to be so complicated.

7. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain; I won't keep things that don't belong to my heart. I don't want something that doesn't belong to me. I don't want something that isn't really for me. I don't want them.

8. I hate that men are not good to women at first, but gradually disrespect the East and the West, and their attitudes are getting worse and worse. If you can't bear the pain, don't pretend from the beginning.

9. If I treat you like you treat me, I'm afraid you have left. Therefore, regardless of family, friendship and love, we always look at things from another angle. If you were me, you might not be as generous as me!

10, my things are mine. I give them to you. You can take them, but I won't. You shouldn't blame me, let alone rob them. You should cherish your goodness, not take it for granted. Too many people do not understand this truth.

From the beginning, I lost.

If the relationship can be divided, I don't know if she can win, but I know very well that from the beginning, I lost.

Second, you can get love in any way, but you need wisdom to keep it.

Third, like is the warm-up action of love. People who love me, don't worry. I will love you when I accumulate more likes.

It is absurd that a story has no beginning, but things in the world may be like this, and everything is doomed in a short moment. I don't know if a story with a beginning will have an ending, but a life with a dream is wonderful enough.

When a man loves you, he will always think you are stupid and let him worry everywhere. On the contrary, when he doesn't love you, he will think you are smart and don't bother anyone.

6. Don't be sad when everyone ignores you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you. Don't be too nice to a person. In fact, you know that the meanest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

Seven, people are contradictory, eager to be understood, but afraid of being seen through.

Eight, if having love is a kind of happiness, then losing love may be another kind of happiness; Getting is a kind of happiness; Loss may also be another kind of happiness.

Love is an invisible burning flame.

10. However, life is different because of you. We don't need to swear or promise. We just need to follow love and confirm the agreement on the Sansheng stone with eyes as the medium. We hold hands, don't have to hold hands, but never relax, and interpret a classic eternity with our own love programs.

The price of knowing is that you don't understand. If you meet someone who loves you more, please be kind to him.

Another interpretation of letting nature take its course is that you don't care.

Thirteen, with you, I lost myself. Without you, I hope I get lost again.

14. Love needs some sadness and a dramatic ending to make it more hazy and precious.

15. Please love when you cherish it.

Sixteen, some people are suitable for you but don't love you. Some people love you but it's inappropriate. If you want to know whether you love or not, don't listen with your ears, but look with your eyes. See how much he pays, see if he only loves you. If you want to know if it's suitable, don't ask him what he has, ask your laughter and tears. No matter how good the conditions are, nothing can keep you crying. Everything can always make you laugh, even if it is hard, it is worth it. I'd rather smile and be tired than cry and enjoy it.

If one day the whole world doesn't want you, don't panic, come to me. I'll tell you that I don't want you either.

Eighteen, love is happiness. So simple, so difficult.

Nineteen, people in love, we think it is very important, missed, but feel like the wind without a trace; Some things in life, seemingly insignificant, have quietly changed our direction when we look back. We think it is important because we don't take it to heart; What we think is unimportant is because we don't pay attention to it in our hearts. Therefore, in the face of importance, we must learn to give up, and we must pick up what we ignore.

Twenty, actually don't worry, even if the feelings are fake, after all, those happiness are real.

Twenty-one, I have reminded myself countless times that it was just a meeting and I can't be stubborn. This explanation seems so pale and powerless. I can convince others, but many times I can't convince myself.

Twenty-two, the feet of love are unhealthy and afraid of being far away. Distance will fade the color of each other's lovesickness. If possible, get closer and closer until you are close to each other. Don't artificially separate it and test its strength, then you may regret it. Strive to create an era in which man and nature go hand in hand and live in harmony.

23. Without love, you are doomed to be unable to squeeze into his life.

Any hypocrisy and deception will do her great harm.

God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, maybe to thank them.

26, don't hide too deep, happiness will not find you.

27. As I spend more time in different parts of the world, I miss you more and more. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of sadness and loneliness in my heart.

26. Sometimes, we tend to ignore the people around us who are most familiar and suitable for us. Actually, that's our best choice. Fantasy in hope is a beautiful thing, and sometimes fate will fall from the sky.

Not the same person, so they ran counter to each other from the beginning.

Then you became addicted to staying up late.

I'm used to it. Nobody cares.

Not passers-by

So I ran counter to it from the beginning.

I see spring and autumn in your eyes.

Better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen.

I'm always careful

Always under control.

Always asking if it's okay.

Afraid of accidentally hurting others.

Worried that I didn't handle it properly enough

I don't want to disappoint others either.

But no one asked me if I was happy?

Just like in the book of cigarettes.

I've always longed for someone, too

I can hold me for years.

Don't let me fall, don't let me sink

Don't let me drift, don't let me sleep here.

Nothing grows in this place.

You have grown miraculously since you came.

This is mine.

How I want to hug you.

Unfortunately, in time, the mountains are south and the water is north.

It is a pity that people come and go between you and me.

For people who still love each other after separation

Even though he has been blacklisted countless times in your heart.

Finally, as long as he has an unintentional greeting.

You will not hesitate to disintegrate everything.

I'm the kind of person who keeps everything inside.

Don't talk or lose your temper until you are disappointed.

Someone who just said goodbye when it was about to explode.

From the beginning, it was doomed that the sad man belonged to me.

One, nine times out of ten, the unpleasant things in life are those, which are a hurdle in life. If you turn over, you can still live a normal life. What can you do if that person doesn't like you? How can we erase all the years we have passed together in one sentence? The so-called normal heart, even when we are injured, can also be said with a shallow smile. What's the big deal? I will work harder to live.

Second, instead of hiding, it is better to write a magnificent freehand life with ups and downs. The past years are regarded as a magical dream. After many years, the good times are still there!

Third, the girl's favorite thing to do D. Ask for gentleness in a non-gentle way: obviously want to hug, but become pouting or embarrassing; Obviously want to hold hands, but stubbornly turn away; I wanted to hear you coax me, so I pretended to be angry.

Fourth, sometimes life will be hard, like walking with dark clouds overhead. No matter running, squatting or dodging, there is no sunshine.

You were a crane when you were hanged, but you were not even a crane when you were not hanged.

6. It is said that time can't stop us. In fact, time can't stop our impetuousness.

Seven, I am not afraid of life setbacks, but I am afraid of wrinkles in my memories.

Eight, I learned how to interpret everything as a bystander.

Tell yourself once a day: I'm really fine.

10. There are no lovers who don't quarrel. Feel free to quarrel, but don't say leave easily.

1 1. Cherish the people in front of you, manage your love well, don't let details triumph over love, and don't think that everyone will wait for you in the same place.

12. You did something I didn't agree with. I gritted my teeth and swallowed. This is forbearance.

Thirteen, dear girl, no matter what you have experienced, you should try to make yourself like a cup of boiled water, precipitate and clear.

Fourteen, it turns out that people can spend the most hopeless days, shake off the gray rain and put on a layer of starlight again.

Fifteen, the heavy rain I missed in those years, please be sure to return it to me during military training.

Sixteen, what is left is a good memory. You don't have to remember which spring flower is the first to wither, which leaf has just fallen, winter goes and spring comes, and you can't catch it. I just want to stay.

Seventeen, can't know when love will come, also can't know when love will go.

Eighteen, when you can hold hands, please don't shoulder to shoulder, when you can hug, please don't hold hands, when you can fall in love, please don't say goodbye; With love, please don't touch ambiguity.

Nineteen, you can never climb a mountain, but you must have a mountain in your heart.

Twenty, from the beginning, it was doomed that the sad person belonged to me.

Twenty-one, keep telling yourself something, even if it's not true, and finally convince yourself.

22. A truly calm and powerful person will not say how powerful he is, but learn not to compare with others, show off, feel inferior and be arrogant no matter where he is.

Twenty-three, the world of mortals, walking alone, green radish blowing skirt, Qingyun wet infinite.

Twenty-four, friends should be comfortable, not deliberate, not artificial, and not contain each other.

Twenty-five, all encounters are thousands of turns, in order to come to this world and meet the person who knows you; Everything in the past is worth cherishing; All experiences are a kind of understanding and comprehension, and they are the most beautiful fate in life.

Twenty-six, next life, if you don't know me, I will say, your tea is cold, I'll fill it for you, and you will know it's me.