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What kind of experience is it to have a stingy boyfriend?

Of course, there are many experiences.

Premise: His family is not poor, and he comes from an officer's family. He is not rich, but he has never worried about his life.

Never buy new clothes and shoes, buying new ones is also a cheap way to distribute goods;

Walk home to save bus fare;

Get up in the morning and cook a pot of rice with salt water for one day and live with tap water;

Buy only cabbage when buying food, chicken when eating meat, and definitely choose the cheapest one when buying a piece of tofu.

Because eating out is too expensive, I quit lunch on weekdays;

Except for the basic necessities of life, there is basically no consumption, and the necessities of life may not be bought, and the toothbrush can be depilated;

I couldn't bear to buy my favorite books, so I stood in a bookstore without seats for a hard day without eating or drinking.

This is only a small part.

However, this is only a short period of time after graduation. At school, as now, he is willing to spend money on eating and buying books, and other aspects remain unchanged.

And he only does this when he is alone or with close friends, and he is never stingy with me. All the above things were discovered by myself or relayed by his friends.

When we just graduated, neither of us wanted to go home, so life was very tight. I live in the company dormitory, and he rented a shared house nearby. At that time, his salary was 3,000 yuan a month, the rent was 1500, and the telephone charges of gas, water and electricity network and Beijing subway had to be 300 to 400 yuan, leaving a little more than 1000. It tastes really bad.

However, every Saturday night, he will call me excitedly: "Come to my house for dinner tomorrow!" " "

If he cooks, he will only look at the quality rather than the price when buying food. If I eat out, although I really can't afford to go to an expensive place, the shop I go to must be clean, hygienic and delicious, and the food I order must be my favorite. When I am away from home, I will always pay attention to whether I am thirsty or hungry. No matter where I am, I will always find a place to eat and drink.

When dating, whether it's eating, going to the movies or going somewhere else, the number of times he invited me is basically the same as the number of times I strongly requested. I have to check the balance of his card at all times, at least to ensure that the living expenses left by him can guarantee three meals a day with food and meat, otherwise he really dares to feed me all the money and eat salted dumplings by himself.

When we gave him his first birthday after we came to Beijing together, we both had just been employed for less than a month and were busy and poor. That day, I worked overtime until midnight. As soon as I got out of the office, I saw him waiting at the door. Our position is on the edge, and all the places in the street that should be closed are closed. Even if some are not closed, I don't think we can afford to go. We celebrated this birthday while walking on the road. I really didn't have anything to give him, so I gave him a bag of yogurt, and he also gave him an apple (we give gifts to each other, and there must be gifts in return). So now friends are wondering why there is a project of drinking yogurt and eating apples at every birthday party.

It's my birthday in two months, and he saved 300 yuan to buy me a pair of headphones.

At Christmas, he said he would give me a Christmas present, let me choose a cosmetic, and then he would pay the bill (because he knew nothing about it ...). As a result, I have been working overtime and became a New Year gift. If I work overtime, I will become a Spring Festival gift. Finally, one day I had time, and I excitedly dragged him to the mall to test one by one. As a result, I chose a thousand yuan liquid foundation ... He said, "That's it, you are the happiest when you see it."

Originally, he worked for more than half a year, and he still had some money in his hand after the year-end bonus was paid, but two things happened before. First, a friend had a car accident, and he paid more than two thousand medical bills for others. Later, a college student got sick and raised money. He gritted his teeth and took out 1000 again. After buying this bottle of liquid foundation, he will have no money to go home for the New Year. I'm embarrassed to let him buy it. He said it's okay. My parents will take care of food if they don't take the money back. Now this bottle of liquid foundation has been used up, but I still have that bottle.

When I was at school, there was an article in Chinese called "Lu Tihai punches the town of Kansai", which described that when Lu, Shi Jin and three people met the murdered Kim father and daughter, Lu took five taels of silver, Shi Jin took twelve taels of silver, and they all paid happily, while Li Zhongze only slowly took two taels of silver. Lu is too few, so there is no way to take him. The "standard answer" in the book is a passage that describes the generosity and miserliness of Lu and Shi Jin, but my Chinese teacher says this answer is completely wrong. Lu is a high-paid official. Shi Jin is a rich man, and he is richer. He often eats, drinks, gambles and gives them five taels or twelve taels of silver. Jong Li is a street vendor selling plasters. Every penny is hard earned. These two pieces of silver may be his living expenses for one month, or it may be that he ran around for several months before saving it. For two strangers, he can hesitate for a while and then take out all the money, which is much more generous than a rich man, Jiang and Chai Jin, taking out 220 gold without saying anything. I heard that the male ticket donated the last savings in his hand to a schoolmate who had only met several times, so I remembered this joke. The money given by the classmate in the car accident was borrowed and returned after the Spring Festival. The 1000 for my brother was actually a donation. Now, 1000 yuan is nothing to us, but at that time, it was a ticket for one month's living expenses. If you donate, you may have to drink the northwest wind for a month. I think Qiao Jie's evaluation of Wang Shenxiu in The Remaining Crime is very suitable for my male ticket: "Although I don't have the strength to sit on the golden mountain, I also have the temperament of spending money like water."