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You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

Your people are perfect, but no one will like them …

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I envy my friend having a good friend, and that good friend is me …

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Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat for a day, you will be hungry.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you …

It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't …

I want people all over the world to know that I'm keeping a low profile …

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When I came into this world, I never intended to go back alive …

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I recently discovered a magical medicine that can make people forget their troubles, that is, the smell of the enemy …

I'm not in a good mood recently, and I plan to go to heaven tomorrow.

Dude, you can't treat me like a holiday just because we have a holiday …

Money is not a problem for me at all, the problem is that I have no money at all …

One person's loneliness is actually two people's. Wrong ...

The so-called beautiful women are actually slaves of cosmetics, so I don't like slaves …

You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge …

From heaven to hell, I passed by …