Humorous sentences that make fun of my husband

1, I'm lazy, so are you. Later, I became diligent, in order to keep you from being lazy.

2. Husband, you are really great. It is my happiness to marry you in my life.

Husband is a "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and shields you from the wind and rain with his arms.

Husband is the "escort man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping and go home, and holds your hand tightly when crossing the road.

Only you are talented, you are handsome, gentlemanly, considerate, broad-minded, compassionate and pleasing to your wife.