Wechat that doesn't want to work overtime is very funny.

Many stories are especially funny. The most popular sentences on various social platforms are funny, and more are jokes that everyone teases each other. The following is a funny story on WeChat compiled by Bian Xiao who doesn't want to work overtime. Welcome to have a look.

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Wechat that doesn't want to work overtime is very funny.

1, tired as a dog every day at work, all kinds of occupational diseases have begun to appear, and the hard-earned money is not enough for medical expenses.

Every Monday, I am as tired as a dog and get up late for work. The day passed quickly, and it was almost the end of the month.

Ever since I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, I am afraid of staying up regularly.

4. I have been busy 10 for more than a few days, and I am tired of being a dog. I really admire myself for getting out of bed early this morning and still going to work.

Every Monday, I am as tired as a dog and get up late for work. This day came too fast to be caught off guard, and it will soon be the end of 65438+February.

6. How about I take a break and go to work tomorrow? I have been connected for five days. I'm as tired as a dog and paralyzed!

7. You see, everyone who doesn't eat has joined the women's group. Those who like to go to work and eat like me can only join the US Mission.

8. I will wait for you all my life. No matter how humble the wait is. It will also make me live hopefully and happily.

9. I spend my whole life waiting for you, even if the waiting is humble, it will make me live with hope and happiness.

10, I've been busy all day, tired to be a dog, and all kinds of people are attending various meetings. I don't know if this is good.

1 1. Only when everyone is injured and understands the pain will they gradually mature and become ruthless.

12, I'm in a 9-to-5 class now, and I'm very idle, but I miss my old job as a dog. Am I sick?

13, I'm tired to be a dog at work recently, but life still needs a little sense of ceremony to be interesting. 26 years old, working hard.

14, the difference between people is not the vanity of appearance, nor the good and evil of heart, but the choice of professionalism.

15, I used to think that going to school was very hard, but now I know that going to school is simply a paradise. It's hard to go to work, and I'm tired to be a dog.

16, start work on Monday. I always feel tired, dizzy, sore all over, loss of appetite, inattention and so on.

17, I saw my college classmates say that maturity means that I am very tired today, very sad and desperate, and I have to go to work tomorrow. Society is cruel, who can give us some warmth?

18, leave early and return late, and the day is in a hurry. I didn't earn a few coppers, day after day, year after year. Tired as a dog.

19, very tired, busy and disappointed recently. I am very tired and busy at work, and I am very disappointed with my future work. Hey!

20. Your parents are in good health, your thesis is full of ideas, you don't have to be tired as a dog in your internship, you passed the exam smoothly, and you are on the road to getting rich!

2 1, you are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. I dry my tears. Today, we are all going to work.

22. If a newcomer is bullied like this, I can only "hehe". If I work overtime every day and become a dog, will my boss be blind?

23. When the alarm clock rings every day, there are 500 reasons to ask for leave in my mind. I don't want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

I haven't slept for almost 48 hours. I've been tired like a dog all day today, and I'm not sleepy by this time.

25. Be late for work every day when you have money, and deduct 10 yuan for each time you are late. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can keep it for fun.

26, these days, I go to bed after 12 every night, and suddenly feel very tired at night. I am an old man, and I really can't sleep late. I'm tired!

27. I am really grateful to myself who has been exercising at home for the first half of the epidemic, so that I will not die suddenly when I become a dog in the second half of this year.

28. I have experienced epidemic prevention and flood fighting for tired dogs. I have driven 10 thousand kilometers. I have also been to distant cities and have some experience.

29. Give all your heart and lungs, or get a person worth entrusting for a lifetime, or get a lesson worth remembering for a lifetime.

30. The dog-tired week is finally coming to an end, but I still want to go to work at the thought of another miserable day with my children tomorrow.

3 1, Sarica, I was as busy as a dog when you came! I just hope you don't blow so crazy, flowers and trees can't stand your torture.

I don't feel well at work today. I took half a day off in the afternoon. I just came out on leave. Shit! I feel much more comfortable, and I'm basically fine.

33. I have nothing on my mind recently. Why can't I sleep every day? I always dream of doing strange things with that poker player, and I am exhausted when I wake up.

34, 24 hours a day, 13 hours at work, the rest of the time to sleep, urgently need entertainment time, really want to get busy, tired like a dog.

35. The hardest thing in life is to choose; The most difficult thing at work is decoration; The most painful thing in life is to ask for trouble; The most painful thing in life is injustice.

You really have no idea how tired we are! I became a little girl and a woman: my arm was raised. You have muscles. Do coolies every day!

37. No matter what age you are, I think we should learn to be gentle with the people around us, at least if we say it, don't give others trouble.

38. People who claim to be busy every day are not tired. In fact, they simply don't know how to be busy to be valuable and meaningful! As the saying goes, the poor are busy with their hands and feet, while the rich are busy with their brains.

39. I'm as tired as a dog recently. I will go to the building materials market all day tomorrow and receive customers all day Monday. I won't be able to have a little leisure until after May.

40, class minutes, slow down minutes, hang out minutes, send Weibo minutes, watch Weibo minutes, forward Weibo minutes, sleep minutes, exactly minutes.

Office workers who send friends circle are very funny.

1, I have a wandering heart and always dream of going to the wild one day. Every time I think about this, I am often moved to tears. Sadly, I still got up early to go to work the next day.

2. Go to work early every day 15 minutes, and leave work 30 minutes later.

On Monday, you said you didn't get enough sleep. On Tuesday, you said you were tired of driving to work; On Wednesday, you said it seemed like a big meal; On Thursday, you said you really wanted to party; On Friday, you said to get off work quickly; The weekend is here. May our weekend be full of beauty!

4. You see, your employees will be late for work; By car, your driver will be late; If you go on a date, your lover will be late, just me. Your loyal alarm clock is so punctual every day, and you can support me without getting up! ! Go, go, go. The alarm clock wishes you happiness every minute!

I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.

6. Look at the Forbes Rich List when you get up every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

7, the temptation of light, let my sadness eclipsed, too much extravagant hopes, and finally light as a feather.

8, strict work management, going home too far, staying up late is too annoying, calling for money, afraid to meet people, it is too difficult to meet lovers.

9. That's right. I am a BMW family. I take the bus to the nearest subway station, and then walk for a while to get to my destination.

10, men suffer, men are tired, and men earn money to support their families; Work hard, struggle hard, and make a living.

1 1, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal.

12, I played mahjong with several colleagues all night last night. Go to work directly in the morning. At the morning meeting, the manager mentioned above: there are three issues that need to be focused on. My colleague who lost money last night was half awake and said, wait a minute, I want to touch three.

13, there is no power to move forward, there is no room to retreat, and the heart is not willing to stand still. This is what most office workers call anxiety.

14, people who work on labor day, you have worked hard. Let's serve the people together!

15, can I get up, wash, eat, go to work, get off work, kiss and do bed exercises with you?

16, there are probably many things to wait in this world, such as the subway to work, Starbucks latte with ice, the express delivery just delivered, and you who like me.

17. Tell me about the ones who are really in a bad mood at work.

18, you are so poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to work, but it doesn't matter. Because you received my blessing, I believe you will have a good time today!

19. Tomorrow's Tanabata, I found five people to accompany me at work and four at night. How nice!

20. Her dream at that time ... was to marry the man with a warm smile, be an office worker from nine to five, save money to buy a car and a house with him, and have a baby of her own, and then things would be stable and the years would be calm.

Wechat funny talk about overtime troubles

1, I often dream that I am at work, and I am at work when I wake up!

You should have a good rest when you come to work!

Others work to earn money, and I work to lose money.

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

5. Know your hard work, send my blessing, understand your fatigue at work, and send my comfort. Hope: my blessing takes away your hard work, and I hope my comfort will eliminate your fatigue. I sincerely wish you a happy day.

6. You really have no idea how tired we are! I have become a little girl and a woman: when I raise my arm, I have muscles. Do coolies every day!

7, wearing stars to work, thousands of lights go home!

8. Passengers who don't want to go to work, please don't miss the station. The next stop is the weekend station! Passengers who get off the bus, please clear your mind and start a new day.

9. I get sleepy as soon as I go to work. I sleep when I am sleepy. I don't sleep after work. If you don't sleep, you will be sleepy as soon as you go to work.

10, for your future. You should study hard. Work hard. Strive hard. Just to avoid being looked down upon in the future.

1 1. My mother is ill. Lying in bed, her face is very old, and her white face looks strange. It hurts too much. Dad goes to work and I take care of her at home.

I can't compare with the woman who works for you, the real society.

13, others say that living is suffering.

14, mom: honey, mom is going to work. Can you sing a song for mom? Son: What song to sing? Mother: Bless mother, of course. Son: Sister, go boldly.

15, it feels really bad to get up. Every minute is made up of worries. The alarm clock keeps ringing and the cell phone keeps ringing. You can't stay in bed. I can only pretend to be very tired and continue to run on my way to work. I wish you a happy friend and a good mood every day.

16, what are we living for? Get up on time every day, eat and go to work for a better job and a better house? Why live a young life with an old and heavy heart? What are you living for? Because we are alive.

17, laughing and crying is the most painful, really painful, and this kind of pain has never happened.

18, I don't go to work now, and I miss you the most every day.

19, is that really him? Interesting. To live is to die.

20. A large area of cool wind invaded this desolate city, the leaves turned yellow and the geese left.