I want to say something funny, such as the following "pictures will be attached at the back"

I was almost late for work today because of a dream in the morning! The dream is like this: I was kidnapped with some friends, and when everyone was thinking about how to get out, the alarm clock rang. I got up to get dressed. It suddenly occurred to me that if I slip away, will the rest of my buddies be killed? Brothers are like brothers. I can't leave my brothers, so I lie down and sleep. Yes, I'm so brave, I even dream of everyone!