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Non-mainstream jokes-no change, here are two plastic bags for you.

Non-mainstream jokes-no change, here are two plastic bags for you.

If I wait for you for a few years, can we still be together, Le Dekun?

When she tells you to turn around, you can leave me regardless of my sadness.

It's another brand-new day, another day of idleness, and the day of my paralysis is getting closer and closer.

Often miss a person, but it will blur the shadow, leaving only some vague fragments.

You don't love me, and I won't kill myself. I miss you, that's just perfunctory, who will miss who. . . . . . . .

The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then dripping into tears.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

A kind of happiness that no one shares is by no means true happiness; The pain that no one shares is the most terrible pain.

When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

There is a person, although you have hacked her (him), but you are still looking forward to her (him) supplement.

People live not for arrogance, but for the sake of more people.

There are only two tragedies in this world: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting it.

When I can't sleep, my roommate asks me to count from one to one thousand until I fall asleep. I had just finished drinking a cup of coffee when I finished counting.

Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

Love songs in the next life, I'll leave the words for you to fill in, depending on who you are or the king above.

I parted the thorns in the memory of flying snow, but in which dictionary did you interpret the transformation?

Roses have no fragrance, miss a person, miss a wound, don't cry and don't talk.

Waiting for this thing should make me believe it or not. I know there will always be joy after sadness.

After visiting the supermarket today, the cashier said that there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

At the beginning of life, human nature is good. If you don't do your homework, you are a hero. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

I didn't pass the primary school exam. Since you can play QQ. Doctor of medicine, can talk better than college students.

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm about to fall into a big hole full of money?

People say you are crazy, and you are not far from success. Once successful, it will appear in a mental hospital!

It's really not easy to meet you on such a big earth. Thank God for giving us the fate of this acquaintance. Don't forget, I have been to your world.

No more entanglements, no more entanglements, I am also very good alone. Time is like water, always speechless. If you are well, it will be sunny.

Are you like me? Wherever I go, I bury myself in the Weibo ... but I forget to look at the scenery along the way.

Because Venus has no arms and Cupid likes to cover her eyes, people in love often can't catch each other and can't see themselves clearly.

On such a sunny day, I am still sleeping. I regret it. To express my deep apologies, I went back to sleep.

I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? You should charge me a few tens of dollars for something!

Even if the whole world is against me. I also believe that I can find someone to protect me.

I have been thinking, whether I am strong, whether I will really become a fearless superwoman.

When we were young, we gave up, thinking it was just a relationship, but later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

Why bother me with memories when you're gone? I really can't forget waking up several times a day thinking about you, thinking about your nose and tears.

You give me my heart back. You took my heart, and then you turned and left. I can only wish you happiness in a false and free way.

Some things can't be found, even some memories can only be regarded as nightmares, and I don't want to recall bit by bit about it.

How timely you appeared in my life and gave me endless sunshine and warmth. I attribute them to love.

This is the road we walked side by side. Life is too short and a moment is too long.

I really thought you were the right person, but you hurt me so cruelly.

If I had been brave, the result would have been different. If I had persisted, would my memories be different?

I'm sure I don't have night blindness, but I still have a nervous panic when it gets dark that day.

I think it's a shadow you don't need, watching you lie cold.