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If military training stimulates positive energy, send friends.

Never give up when you are in trouble. If you don't persist, you will never know how far success is. Let's look at the positive energy of military training.

If military training stimulates positive energy.

1. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

Before military training, the ambition is high, but during military training, it is bleak. After the military training, a group of black charcoal had a short experience, bitter experience, growth and belief. I wish the military training a full harvest and heavy academic achievements.

Xiaoming never appeared in the textbook of high school, so I knew that a fool couldn't get into high school.

There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it was going to be hot. I followed him for three blocks and he didn't die.

Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

7. Do you know why you are so unhappy every day? Because your boyfriend is not me!

Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

9. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, sorry, this is a private car.

10. In this weather, go out for a few minutes and sweat for a few hours.

1 1. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

12. Good night now means, don't push me around.

13. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call aunt.

14. Are you short of light bulbs on Tanabata? The kind that only eats and doesn't talk.

The collocation of friends circle in military training

15. I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, get to know each other again and see how I kill you.

16. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our grandchildren!

17. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

18. What does it feel like to be possessive? I can only smell her fart.

19. Pretend to be a city resident. Now the earth is called a village.

20. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

2 1. I kissed your face. It was all cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I think I ate a lot of money in one gulp.

22. Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right!

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

24. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

25. When you are sleepy from homework and want to sleep, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then I suddenly realized that I want to be a generation of wise kings.

26. Go in the farthest direction, even if the road ahead is confused; Hope for the best, even if there is no water; Adhere to the strongest will, even if the sword is shining; Prepare for the worst, even if you start all over again.

27. In the morning, my mother listened to your backpack and told me that Eason Chan was a terrible person. He borrowed something and refused to return it. He even annoys others by singing.

28. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together! ~~~~

29. Our Chinese teacher: Please turn to 120 yuan.

30. In winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.