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1. A few words sum up my present state: fat, absorbed, poor heart is peaceful!

2. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

6. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends.

7. You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

8. Who said, "If you don't forget, you will have the aftermath"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.

9. When I was a child, I always felt that the pool manager who poured water while releasing water was particularly stupid. I didn't change my mind until I was playing with my mobile phone while charging.

10. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is simply the happiness of being drunk and dreaming.

1 1. On the first day of school, I called my deskmate and the teacher asked me to call my parents. I said: nothing, I can hit him myself!

12. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas.

13. I remember when I was in junior high school, the class teacher called me a dung-stirring stick, and then everyone in the class burst into laughter. I don't understand what those bastards are laughing at.

14. I went to dinner with a buddy one day and saw the waiter scratching his ass from time to time. The elder brothers asked: Do you have hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order from the menu?

15. It's not easy to be a man: 18 years old, 18 years old, ask your child after marriage, ask your child's grades after having a child, 18 years old, ask your child's object. They are all earthlings, so why bother each other!

16. What I admire most is the Tang Priest in Journey to the West, who doesn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk clean.

17. The best thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

18. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. You can drive a luxury car, but you are crowded with buses every day. Obviously, I can eat by my face, and I work hard myself. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

19. The so-called female man is only ugly, but all beautiful girls with manly temperament are called queens.

When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought I was showing off my wealth.

2 1. Now I am as charming as before. Men who call me every day are still in an endless stream, SF Express, ZTO Express, Shentong Express, Tong Yuan Express and Dayun Express. ...

22. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, I will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

23. My hands and feet are always cold recently. Online said it was caused by kidney deficiency. Insist on fitness, drink Lycium barbarum for a while, make tea for a while or not, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and got well.

24. I was hungry last night and told my daughter-in-law to buy a snack. what would you like to eat? Daughter-in-law said she was losing weight. She won't eat, not a bite. Then I buy it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes keep their word, just don't let me have a bite.