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Dark chicken soup negative energy sentence

0 1, lazy people can calmly find all kinds of high-sounding reasons to continue sleeping or avoid moving in the face of everything.

02. Some girls like to take selfies with sunglasses. In fact, wearing a mask will look more beautiful.

I'm never stupid enough to expose the famous brand I bought online, because I can't afford it.

Look in the mirror more often, and you will understand why there are many setbacks and hardships.

05. When I was a child, I felt that rich people were depressed and dark inside. When I grow up, I find that many rich people know more, have rich experience, do things seriously, choose rationality and get along better than the poor.

06. Many people struggle vigorously every day, as if the whole world is waiting to see him succeed.

07. I pursued my dream, and others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, I found myself really naive and ridiculous.

08. If you do obviously more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then your leader is good at managing people rather than talented.

09, many important and urgent things, which one to do first will feel that everything else is delayed. So I'd better go to the Internet cafe first.

10 When someone tells you that you are busy, it is he/she who wants to leave time to someone more important.

1 1, "People who are well-born and capable strive for success, because others may also succeed. What are we trying to do? " "To survive."

12, you gave the gene, the environment for growing up, and the social class-you still have the face to complain that your children are worthless.

13, some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, they have squeezed into the third-rate society from the fourth-rate society.

14, I wish I was rich or good-looking. In that way, even if I have an eccentric personality and a bad temper, someone will be willing to listen to my thoughts and feelings and make friends with me.

15, after ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.

16, excellent and happy people like to be spoiled and tell others that nothing is good here or there. Some people take it seriously and think that others cry in BMW every day.

17, it is hard to imagine letting sensitive and changeable young people be leaders and make important decisions. When these people sleep, their outlook on life and world outlook can change dramatically if they are said a few words or eaten a good meal.

18, good-looking, rich, is a social pass for the upper class.

19, everyone has the right to happiness, but only a few people have the ability to be happy.

What you pretend you don't care about is actually something you can't do.

2 1, it is not difficult to be a good person for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich person for a lifetime.

22. I'm not afraid of becoming someone I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them

23. The people we can rely on most in difficulties are also the people we can easily ignore when we are proud. Such as spare tire, parents, kind but not good friends.

24. There are always people who can't get up at work and can't let go while playing.

25. When a person's spiritual life level exceeds the material life level, it begins to appear melodramatic.

26. People who talk about life, society and morality every day often have low wisdom. Really smart people have taken these ideas for granted, internalized them into their own actions, and succeeded in the material world.

27. When I first went to college, I was puzzled whether I should marry a good family and support myself in my career. Or marry a beautiful and virtuous family, Jasper, and live a comfortable life. Now I find that I really thought too much at that time.

28. "Honey, you are so beautiful. You have lost weight again! " "F dear, you are so beautiful! How can it be thin! " I used to think they were stupid, but now I finally know that this is the master of social people who know the true meaning of communication. Those young people who talk about investment banking, market and the meaning of life every day are weak.

29. If you are good-looking or rich, you will naturally find social fun.

30. If local tyrants are approachable, low-key and restrained, they will really arouse our goodwill. But why should they bother to be nice to us? After all, local tyrants just want to be real friends with local tyrants.

3 1. When I was studying, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't catch up with others. Later, I tried to adjust my study methods and ask more questions. Finally, I found that ... is really a question of IQ.

32. "Why do I study so hard, be kind, helpful and hospitable, and bring laughter to people around me, but no boys come after me?" "Because you are not good-looking."

33. I don't have the ability to make money and socialize, but God didn't give me other abilities to compensate.

34. I have keenly seen some truths about life, but my life has not improved because of it.

35. Every time I see young people on the Internet talking about state affairs on the forum, I am worried about what they will do. Later, I found out that they also said "I must get up early tomorrow", "I should read more books this holiday" and "I can't eat more", so I was relieved.

36. The frog became a prince because he first changed from a prince to a frog, and Cinderella was attracted by the prince because she was originally a young lady of a noble family, so she was qualified to attend the dinner of the upper class and meet the prince.

37. If love is thoroughly described, it is basically not love.

38. Many people feel that their experience is particularly unfortunate, and they have fallen into a bad situation for various reasons. There are no special reasons for these results, but one of them is poor family background, insufficient academic qualifications, careless friends and bad personality.

39. "Is this society bullying a kind-hearted and thin-skinned person like me?" "No, society only bullies the weak."

40. Successful people complain about social injustice, while unsuccessful people complain that society is unfair to them.

No one cares how high you fly, but there are a group of people waiting to see how badly you fall.

42. My friend made a breakthrough in his career and improved his life. I'm so happy for him. But if it were me, I would be happier.

43. Beauty's friends are all beauties, friends who eat food are all foodies, friends who are idiots, and friends of Gao Fushuai are all Gao Fushuai.

44. You don't know that postgraduate entrance examination is boring, you don't know the physical and mental fatigue of work, you don't know how to spend money abroad, you don't know how to stay awake at night when going abroad for postgraduate study ... No one should think that he is the most tired. In such a society, no matter how poor and ugly people are, they should read more books, work more and cry more.

45. "How did you catch up with your daughter-in-law?" "In fact, there is no specialty. At that time, I brushed my circle of friends and saw that she wanted to eat sundaes, but there was nothing to sell around, so I immediately bought them for her. " "So, the point is what do you want?" "No, it's all because my Porsche drives too fast. If you go to Xun him by bus, it will melt. "

46. Happiness is not far from us. It has always existed in our good-looking, wealthy, intelligent and optimistic friends.

47. Every day when the alarm clock rings, after lunch and on weekends, one's ambition becomes so insignificant.

48. Chicken soup for the soul is a side dish for people who are used to eating abalone wings. Do you think drinking a bowl of chicken soup will improve nutrition in an all-round way?

49. "Am I a green tea bitch?" "What is a green tea bitch?" "I just look good, and then ..." "You're not!"

50. What's the loneliness? Isn't it just that no one loves you? What is loneliness? Isn't it idle? Without despair, isn't it poverty?

5 1. Make up your mind to change from tomorrow every night, live and work hard, and turn over under the covers at noon the next day: Fuck, another day.