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Tell me the phrase in classic love, what do 90% men think-

Getting along with men and women is a very complicated and subtle thing. Writing these things is to let women know the true thoughts and positions of men, and smart women will get a lot of inspiration from them:

1, 90% of men don't want to go shopping with their wives, and 90% of men are still dragged by their wives.

God has endowed men and women with different genders and different understandings of life. Smart women should remember three things when they ask men to go shopping with you: 1. Don't make him too tired or too poor. Ask him what he wants to buy before going out. Give full play to your intelligence and try to buy what you need in the middle, what he needs at the beginning and the end.

2.90% of men don't want to go to their mother-in-law's house, and 90% do it for family unity and to give their wives face.

3.90% of men fantasize about having money. With money, they want to change, change, change everything except children, but 90% people have not changed anything.

Men can't live without electricity for a day, and young people can't live without money for a day. Men are naturally controlling and want to be leaders, bosses and admirers. A man's tolerance is mostly based on his life experience, status and mind. Imagine: what are the emperors who lost their crowns, soldiers who lost their battlefields, athletes who lost their rackets, idols who lost their admirers, and second-generation ancestors who lost their wealth?

4.90% of men like to watch erotic novels or videos, but 90% will say that they seldom watch or don't like to watch or haven't seen them.

5.90% of men have sexual fantasies, and 90% of the fantasy objects are not their wives.

I have to admit that men have a general dark psychology: they always want to have a passionate night with a good woman, and then they don't have to consider whether to pay the responsibility. Unfortunately, this is just a dream scene.

6, 90% of men are willing to approach women, want to leave a good impression, or become a flower escort, but 90% have not realized their wishes.

Understand men: the voice of lust, listen to seven secrets of men, and see six things that men hate most from their girlfriends.

7.90% of men feel that they have done well in all aspects, but 90% have been pointed out by their wives.

8, 90% of men look at other people's wives very pleasing to the eye, but 90% of men are afraid to approach.

It is true that a wife is better than others, but many men have been chanting it for hundreds of times. It is said that every man has the desire to have multiple wives out of animal instinct, but most people have had eye addiction and mouth addiction at most. Only a few people put it into action.

9.90% of men don't want to listen to their wives, but 90% still listen.

10, 90% of men know their shortcomings, but 90% can't change them.

1 1, 90% of men see a beautiful woman, and 90% are thinking, who did she marry? Unfortunately, I didn't find it.

Every man likes beautiful women, whether he admits it or not. A smart woman will spur her boyfriend like this and take the initiative to point to a beautiful woman and ask her boyfriend: Is it beautiful? Never ask, is she more beautiful than me? Remember! ! ) the correction effect will be better than Gianna jun.

12, 90% of men regret getting married early, and 90% of men say that if they get married now, this will not happen.

It is not that he doesn't need the convenience provided by his family, but that he is afraid of the trouble brought by his family. In their view, the requirement of love is not high, as long as two people know how to love each other, but marriage is different and will hurt two people. Therefore, it is a good choice to fall in love without getting married, which can not only ensure the attraction between people who love each other, but also avoid a lot of trouble.

13, 90% of men always feel that they are awesome in bed, but 90% are still dissatisfied with themselves.

Before a man sleeps with his best friend, he must show off to her how powerful he is in that respect, just like a program preview. Once you have the experience of sexual failure, even the craziest man will be humble for a while.

14, 90% of men want to have an affair, but 90% are afraid of an accident.

Many women accuse men of playing with women, being irresponsible and preoccupied. In fact, in essence, what a family man wants is just a little derailment, a little romance, a little sustenance, a little accident and surprise. What he wants most is to stop before anything happens and all parties can live in peace. It happened that women always wouldn't let him do what he wanted. Often the fish here die first, and the net there is torn.

15, 90% of men love everyone, very much, and 90% will say, let me try again.

It is said that 90% of men think so. Can you believe it?

Tell me when you want to get married. Tell me I will marry you.

First, love is like an exam, not because I can't afford to lose, but because of you.

Second, don't mention memories to me. Because I don't want to remember, I buried him in my heart.

Third, pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to prevent others from seeing the scar.

Fourth, love is a difficult journey, and we are all lonely travelers.

Fifth, I feel hot again and have no courage to put out the fire.

6. Is her love for him just a contest or a proof?

Seven, the reason? what's up Fruit, because? Isn't it? Start? .....

Eight, the world is no longer serious.

Nine, it doesn't matter whether others say it is good or not, as long as I like it. I have never lived for anyone. Just get used to it.

X. thank you for teaching me to be insensitive; Thank you for letting me know that the world is cold,

No matter how fierce a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

My family name is I love you.

Thirteen, from now on, I will never let you get any harm. .

14. [covering your eyes can't cover your heart]

Fifteen, there are some things that we couldn't understand when we were young. When we understand, we are no longer young.

16. Don't say I've changed. You know, we all change. It's just a matter of who comes first.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

Betrayal is more deadly than poison, more choking than falling into the sea, and more collapsing than falling off a cliff.

If you can find someone who loves you more than I do, I will let go of your hand.

Twenty, it's not strange, but it's even stranger than strange.

I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met snow in summer, but I didn't meet you.

I don't want to talk about those who don't love me. They are free and easy but sad. ..

What kind of man do you want to marry in the future?

I think this is good for me,

It's good for me,

People who are only good to me!

No matter how strong I am

How indestructible it is in front of others.

I have to admit.

I will always be a girl.

I need someone to protect me.

Touch me.

Someone who has always been very kind to me.

As Beijing said when it met Seattle.

He may not take me to a yacht to eat French food.

But he can run a few streets for me every morning.

To buy my favorite soybean milk fritters.

I hope he will tame me.

We depend on each other.

for me

He is unique in the world.

In his eyes,

I will also be irreplaceable in the world.

We are attracted to each other and interdependent.

Life is short and sweet after meeting you.

Before I was with him

Had a bad relationship.

At that time

I am very negative about feelings.

I try my best to keep myself busy.

Try to do all the things you haven't done.

Just to keep myself busy.

Don't think about feelings

At that time, I thought it was good to be single all my life.

Until I met him.

I just understand.

I need to be taken care of, too

I didn't like him that much at first.

I can't stand his warmth together before I agree.

I remember one time we watched a movie on the sofa.

I asked him.

Mind if I love you less than you love me?

I thought he would be angry.

But he didn't say anything

Hold me tight.

but

The longer I stay together, the more I can't live without him.

I like it. He always remembers my preferences.

I like that he told me not to touch cold water when I was menstruating.

Like him, he will work hard for me.

I like his good temper with me.

Some people say that good feelings

It's not the rough waves that possess you.

It is the constant flow of water that spoils you.

I think that's it.

Nice to meet you, my sweetheart.

Be yourself and I will love you.

The man who really loves you.

I don't care who is looking for whom.

Who thinks first?

Who loves who is more.

He will only spoil you.

Spoiled again

In front of you, I just want to be ruthless.

A free and easy person with wind in his blood.

After meeting you.

I just want to be like a child in your arms

Spoiled by you

I like being protected by you.

The feeling of being taken care of by you

Like you have a headache for me.

Worry about me.

Happy for me.

Because of me, I like your emotions.

I will listen to you, too

Will take you to many places you have never been.

Will give you all kinds of sweet surprises.

Then I will spend the rest of my life with you

The whole world knows that you hold me tight.

Talk about the mood phrases of post-90 s love.

1. Maybe if you leave, you will never come back; Maybe when I come back, you won't let me rely on you anymore; Perhaps dependence is the biggest harm to yourself; Maybe the injury will finally let me go; Maybe letting go doomed my departure. 2. heartbroken and complacent, heaven is worried about fate. Pity the joys and sorrows of my world, and the memories of beauty and dust will continue.

I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

4. The ending is not the answer we want, loving you well is my greatest wish, and you are my only one!

5. How can I love you? I am asking myself, I can give up everything. You can't leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.

If we are destined to pass each other in this life, I deeply wish you happiness forever. Then put away all your feelings and look forward to meeting you in the afterlife.

7. Don't miss you any more, don't love you any more, let time fly quietly, erase our memory, and never remember your name again.

8. I can feel the ground but I can't touch you; May you pray for heaven and earth, and may happiness accompany you forever.

9. When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.

10. I always stare at those homeless people who are rising day by day and sinking month by month.

1 1. Because of you, I am happy; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I

12. Love, originally very easy, is to gently put you in my heart; Love is not easy, but it can't come to your heart.

13. Feelings are in arrears, love stops, promises are empty, trust is closed, care can't be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely collapsed!

14. The sound of cello is like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to stick to, and the middle is my faint sadness every year!

15. Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke. If we don't meet again, maybe I will miss him deeply and live together until my body rots; However, at this moment, I hate him. All the good days are gone forever.

16. Lost love is more precious! But how much love can come back? When love comes back, I will give him a deadline, not long, only this life.

When night comes, I still keep my eyes open, because I see the traces left by you in the moonlight.

17. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back at our last life, we broke our neck and only met in this life.

18. The joy of life is to be found by yourself, and no one has the obligation to do anything for you or please you.

19. Romance is a kind of cultivation and a way of life. No matter what age you are married and unmarried, you should always keep the romantic feelings of girls.

20. In this city, I believe there must be someone who thinks the same way, has a similar frequency, and arranged to meet me at a lonely exit of a station.

2 1. Never hurt the person who loves you, and never let the person you love get hurt. Maturity depends not on how old you are, but on how much responsibility your shoulders can provoke.

22. Love is beautiful, but life is always longer than love, and life needs wisdom. Optimism, sunshine, look on the bright side.

23. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats. !

24. SMS from ex-girlfriend: I'm getting married. I said I want to walk into the marriage hall with you, so you should be the best man.

25. Are you stupid? See if you can play dumb.

26. Love is like a shell on the beach-don't pick the biggest or the most beautiful, just pick what you like, and then you will never go to the beach again.

27. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is the truest feelings.

28. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. I didn't know until I turned around that it was actually myself who was heartbroken.

29. Some people say that parallel lines are the most terrible, but I think the most terrible thing is the intersection lines-although there have been intersections, they will always be far away from each other at some point in the future, and they will go further and further.

30. The sky loves the earth, but it is too far away. Therefore, whenever the sky misses the earth, it will rain cats and dogs.

3 1. What you think you have completely forgotten is actually deeply hidden in your heart.

If I fall in love with your smile, how can I collect it and have it?

33. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is the most painful.

34. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

35. No matter whether we can go to the end together in the future, since I chose you, I won't fall in love with others. I will only love you with my heart.

36. Don't choose if you don't love. If you love, you must persist. True happiness is won bit by bit and accumulated day by day.

37. Some people's love is just an emotion at that time. If the other person mistook this feeling for long-term love, it would be naive.

38. A man cries because he really loves him. The woman cried because she really gave up.

39. If you love someone, you should care with love, treat each other sincerely, get along with each other sincerely and persevere. Don't care too much about gains and losses. There is no justice or right or wrong in feelings. Learn to tolerate each other's shortcomings and mistakes with a tolerant heart.

40. Acquaintance is a kind of fate, and peers are a kind of happiness. Don't let your lover cry for you and feel sorry for you. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don't break up easily and don't give up your feelings easily.