Tell a funny story about expressing your poverty.

Rich people are all around you, and people without money are avoiding you. The following is a funny story I made up to express my poverty. Welcome to read!

1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

2. Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad.

3. People who have no money are called princesses, and those who have money are called princesses.

4. In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father made money.

The life of the rich is varied, but the life of the poor is almost the same.

6, once the sea was difficult for water, men have no money, don't cheat.

7. There were gains and losses in the past year. Anyway, nothing can affect my mood. I have money but no money to go home for the New Year.

8. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

9. I have no money for breakfast for a week! Tell yourself that you are losing weight.

10, money is happiness. No money, you deserve it.

1 1, a group of dogs with money around them, can't move without money.

12, it is said that men become bad when they have money. Do you want men who have no money?

13, men say women are realistic when they have no money, and women say men are playboy when they have no charm.

14, where the rich will live well, the poor will be at the bottom.

15, money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

16, things other than money will never be clear.

17, I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

18, it's called keeping in good health if the rich eat green vegetables, and it's called poverty if the poor eat green vegetables.

19. Life with money is life, and life without money is survival.

Not all girls love money, so don't think me so vulgar.

2 1. As long as you have money, you are destined to belong to everyone.

22, the economic base determines the superstructure, too rich or too poor, too willing or too unwilling, making people tired.

23. I found out when I paid the phone bill that my nonsense was so valuable.

24. There are two kinds of polarized people in the circle of friends. The rich pretend to be poor, and the poor pretend to be rich. For both kinds of people, it's a yawn.

25. People are really fragile after illness. Rich people may not survive, let alone people without money.

26. Give yourself a reason to go home so that you won't regret the rest of your life! With money and no money, there is always a New Year's Eve dinner at home!

27. Besides thinking about money, don't forget to exchange it with the chicken.

28. Money is earned, not saved.

29. I work hard to make money like I'm not crazy. What am I equal to you?

30. If you have money or no money, you should celebrate the New Year smoothly, and if you have more money or less, you should celebrate the New Year safely.

3 1, the south can't see who has money, and the north can't see who has no money.

32. Online encounters. If you have money, no one will ask you to borrow it. No money, no one else's business. It's better to keep it simple.

You will never save money unless you save it.

It is said that if a person has no money, he will be doomed to failure.

35. Without imagination, there is no way to make money.

36. You are responsible for beauty and charm, and I am responsible for making money.

37. Having money and no money, going home for the New Year has exhausted the hearts of many wanderers. Go home and think nothing!

38. Rolls Royce with money, but those without money are exhausted.

39. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

40. I have no money recently, so I have to pay twice for cosmetics. Why are you so poor?

4 1, I have no money, no car and no house, but I have a heart to remind you that you are old.

42. You only know my smile when I have money, but you don't know my sad face when I have no money.

43. I want a bay window, a sun room, tatami, flowers and a study. You can't afford anything without money.

44. When I was rich, you pretended to make me unattainable. When I was poor, you ignored my love.

45. If you have no money, you are not hard-hearted, you have no confidence in front of friends, and you have no position at home. This is the reality.

46. No money, no confidence, no makeup and no courage to walk.

47. When you have no money, no power or leisure, you can go if you want. I just hope that those who stay will understand me.

48. I haven't had enough breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

49. I have no money and no achievements, but I have dreams. I'm crazy. I'm crazy. I live for myself.

50. They all say: Let nature take its course. Without money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

5 1, ugly, not sweet, ugly, no money!

52. All my moods and moods now are because I have no money, I have no money, and I lack money.

53. I was idle for another month. Not at work, chatting at home. I have no confidence to go out to play. Blue and thin, mushrooms.

54. Now, he can only kill his original potential with wine on the poor journey.

55. But I have no money. I'm so poor recently. I pity the contents of my shopping cart. I won't cry until dad is rich and slowly takes you home.

56. Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad at the same time.

57. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

58. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture at home. It's really a family.

59. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

60. Love and money are both good things, but together, sweet candy may not be produced.

6 1. I feel so helpless for the first time. I can do without money.