Classic quotations from three gold medals

1, Yao Ming is a literate person, and he has to pretend to be * * *, and he is a professional expert, and he has to pretend to be miserable on the stage. Obviously, he has never run any enterprise, and he has to give lectures and teach management at the station pier. We really don't have such a story. 2. The demise of a legend is often due to the birth of another legend. People are always chasing people and losing them. When will people understand that the real legend may not be far away? Ladies and gentlemen, the war between men and women has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years! Our male ancestors risked their lives to hunt! Turn matriarchal society into paternal society with the right to distribute prey! The victory they won with blood and sweat can never be folded in our hands! As a male primate! We should get rid of the bondage of love and affection! Shout it out from your heart! Freedom! Marriage is the integration of economy and destiny. Really, when you are in love, you can make a scene and swear at each other. But once you step into marriage, you may explode and disintegrate when you hear thunder or unfortunately step on thunder. The most practical way to implement married life is "economy". It is a bit fatalistic to rise to emotion, whether it can go well or not, and whether it can persist. Extorting confessions by torture is the darkest page in the history of human civilization. I hope my children and grandchildren can live in a country ruled by law. At that time, every confession will not be stained with blood, every judgment will be legal, and everyone who abides by the law will be able to live with dignity. I hope that day will come soon. 6. That depends on how you define love. If it is a paper engagement, as long as you don't divorce, you can last a lifetime. If you want * * *, sorry, it can only last 18 months. The kind of love that the body can perceive is mostly various compounds secreted by the brain, which drives people to have the desire to mate. After mating, it is difficult for male animals to continuously produce various compounds for the same spouse. At that time, love will disappear. It's cruel, but it's human instinct. For you, love is a meal, otherwise you will starve to death; But for me, love is a flower. I'm glad to have it, but I can live without it. In my life, besides love, there are many other more important scenery, perhaps because I am a chaperone, I am doomed to stay only for a short time, and I can't be together forever, because I want to go forward bravely. Even if I did, you would think I was a disgraced bastard. 8. In order to pick up girls, they invented language. In order to pick up more girls, I invented lies. In order to pick up many girls at the same time, words were invented. In order to inherit the experience of picking up girls, they made history. Once they screw up, blame the women and say it's their fault. 9. Do you know why you are afraid? Because I don't understand! Fear of the unknown is human nature, and your timidity stems from ignorance. From laziness and vanity. What's the use of dressing beautifully without investigating what you don't know? Don't say that economists wear clothes, even if they eat the meat of a master, they can't become a master!