Very cool and domineering space talk collection

1. As long as someone steps on our head, no matter whether he is a tiger or a lion, even if we can't beat him, we have to let him lose a piece of meat.

2. If you dare to mess with me again, I will write your name on my pants and fart you to death.

3. Those girls who shout every day to slim down and become a lightning bolt, do you know that the diameter of lightning is 5 meters?

4. There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

5. If you like someone, be brave enough to express your love. Don’t worry about being ugly. What if she is blind? Don't be afraid that she will reject you in person, maybe she is mute?

6. If one day I can’t hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain

7. If I don’t hide my smile but my heart is like a snake and a scorpion, how can I be worthy of you, a beast with a human face and a guilty conscience?

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8. Don’t mess with me, be careful when I forward it to you.

9. A certain man was chasing a female classmate, and the female classmate gave him an ultimatum: If an Audi A6 and a two-story villa don't satisfy me, then don't bother me. The man smiled bitterly. Go home and ask your parents for advice. My father smoked a cigarette and sighed and said: Cars are easy to handle. It’s no problem to sell the Rolls-Royce at home and buy a few Audis. It’s just that in this two-story villa, we can’t take off three floors from the five-story building. , what a pity. You and her should just forget it. There are so many girls in the world. There is no need to tear down our house just to chase her.

10. How can a female man tell me whether I am male or female in classical Chinese?

11. Put away your cowardice and show off your domineering power. When you fall, no one will help you, so many animals are just looking at your jokes.

12. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories to their wives.

13. If you choose a man who makes money, you have to accept his disregard for family. If you choose a family man, you have to accept that he doesn't make money. If you choose a rational man, you have to accept his calculations. If you choose an obedient man, you have to accept his inferiority complex. You chose a brave man, and you have to accept his stubbornness. If you choose a capable man, you have to accept his dominance and unreasonableness. Perfect men can only exist in dreams and idol dramas!

14. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

15. You have to experience some betrayal and some heartbreak before you can understand people’s hearts in the end

16. When visiting the night market, I asked: How can I sell this? Stall owner: This 380 is real gold. Me: 10 yuan. Stall owner: Look clearly, this is real gold. Me: 10 yuan. Stallkeeper: Okay! Seeing how persistent you are, let me sell you. Me: If I don’t buy it, I’ll just practice bargaining. Stall owner: Don’t run away if you can. I’ll see if labor and management don’t hack you to death.

17. Your X-ray shows that you have a broken rib. What should we do, doctor? It's okay, I've already fixed it for you with Meitu Xiuxiu.

18. Dysmenorrhea is like chewing gum, full of pain and ridiculously long. What’s more important is that you can’t stop at all!

19. You don’t need to stay with those who have deleted your messages. Let go of those who have hurt your heart as soon as possible.

20. What do you think of the goddesses online now? Oh, it’s like soaking instant noodles, right? No, the pictures are for reference only

21. Don’t ask too much of your wife: if she is beautiful and can cook, she should have a rice cooker. The one who is cute and never grows old is Chibi Maruko-chan. The one who is financially independent and centered on you is your mother. Beautiful, cute, good at cooking, never old, financially independent, and focused on you, that’s your mother cooking cherry balls for you in a rice cooker.

22. I wish the dog who deceives his feelings will have no love in his life, no children and no grandchildren, and will die alone and live a long life.

23. I am not happy, but I want to live with a smile.

24. Your current efforts will be a kind of precipitation. They will silently pave the way, just to make you a better person.

25. Do you want me? Give me a one-word answer 嫑

26. Many times, what makes us unable to let go is not actually the other person, but the shared memories that have passed away.

27. The one who can cure your temper is the one you love, and the one who can tolerate your temper is the one who loves you.

28. Many things are somewhere between not being aggrieved and being hypocritical.

29. What I fear most is the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, the indifference after tenderness

30. I never like to compete with others for things, you Take it if you like it, provided you can take it.

31. Some people are near when they are noisy, and some people are far away when they are smiling.

32. The so-called maturity is a smile that says nothing when you should cry and make trouble.

33. Is your figure not good? Isn’t the face beautiful? Isn’t the character good? It doesn't matter, no matter how bad I am, it's still me. It has nothing to do with others being excellent. No one loves me. Is it okay for me to love myself?

34. Being slapped by others for no reason is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you never thought about how to return it.

35. The most proud thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you no matter what.

36. Many times, what makes us unable to let go is actually not the other person, but the shared memories of those who have passed away.

37. Counting the college entrance examination, it took 12 years of youth and at least 400,000 tuition fees to support Baijin Stationery Factory, Chenguang Stationery Factory, Zhencai Stationery Factory, countless paper mills, countless printing factories, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the city's transportation industry, and all the teachers' salaries, the principal's car, the principal's house, and the principal's mistress. This is our contribution!

38. The person who stays with us until the end is not always the most unforgettable one, but the most suitable one.

39. Don’t trade my secrets for your friendship with others

40. Every time it rains and I walk alone, I wish there was someone behind me who would suddenly hold an umbrella for me.

2013 Super cool, domineering and touching love talk

1. Don’t cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

2. If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

3. When you want to get married, just tell me and I will marry you!

4. My heart has been set aside for you, why do you still care about me?

5. I just like you, I just love you, it’s none of your business.

6. Just stand there and don’t move, I’ll run over to you!

7. Listen to me, I love you~~ Remember it!

8. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body!

9. All good things in the world should belong to me, including you.

10. You clean the house for me, and I will clean the world for you!

11. Loving you is my patent, let’s see who dares to do illegal things?

12. Whatever you want, I will give it to you as long as I have it. Why are you still wandering around outside? Just stay by my side.

13. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you!

14. A lifetime is so long, so what’s the point of waiting for you?

15. I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don’t trust others.

16. No one of you is allowed to bully her, only I can!

17. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother!

18. Take care of yourself if you can, otherwise just let me take care of you.

19. When I miss you, I must find you.

20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

21. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

22. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later!

23. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!

24. Why are you so stupid? Do you know that you have to stand behind me no matter what happens in the future?

25. One day, your name will appear in my family’s household registration book.

26. When you are twice my age, I will stop loving you.

A very domineering message

1. Every time I hear someone say I love you to myself, I can’t help but add it after it

2. There is a song that goes like this: As long as your life is better than mine, then I can’t stand it.

3. When I lie down, I am the sun and the earth, and when I lie down, I am the sun and the universe!

4. Only when you are at your most depressed will you know who is the fool who is worried about you and who is the bastard who is a stranger to you.

5. It is said that time is the antidote to love, but why are so many antidotes always expired?

6. There is a kind of love that knows that there is no way forward, but the heart is still It can no longer be taken back.

7. I have never known what it feels like to be held in someone’s arms while crying.

8. Use a moment to exchange for a forever, use this moment to exchange your future.

9. The fairy tale of the mermaid makes me believe in love, and also makes me understand that not every beautiful love has a happy ending.

10. Everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.

11. Many people experience nausea and retching when they brush their teeth in the morning. Scientific research has found that the most common characteristic of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.

12. The greatest revenge I can give you is to live a happier life than you

13. If you don’t have friends, find friends, find friends, love friends, don’t give your heart to friends because friends have friends

14. I’m not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much fun as you want.

15. Stranger, friend, dear, which one will I get?

16. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him. People who don’t know how to cherish you will not leave him.

17. The so-called love is a waste of love after having loved it;

18. People who have never lost something will not know how painful it is to lose.

19. Persistence A glass of strong wine will make your lips and teeth look beautiful. A sip of sweet wine will make the flowers bloom.

20. Brother, if you are in trouble, you will be there soon -

21. Please apologize to Ma Yili for copying Yao Di,

22. Don’t think you are better than me Everything can make me bow my head.

23. Brothers, let’s conquer the world together, and you can take the throne.

24. It’s my fault that I’m too young and can’t see clearly whether it’s a human or a dog.

25. Don’t ask me how many I have talked with, I have only loved one.

26. When you are lonely and sad, please read my name quietly and say: There are people in this world who miss me, and I live in a person's heart.

27. It’s just a mad dog. If it bites you, do you still want to bite it back? A biting lion is not scary. What is scary is that this lion knows how to be patient

28. Music is in your ears when you are happy and in your heart when you are sad.

29. The four ghosts of boys: when they come home from get off work at night, they are poor; when they come home at 9pm, they are drunkards; when they come home at 12pm, they are perverts; when they come home at 4am, they are gamblers

30. As long as you anesthetize yourself, you can stay awake.

31. My best friend’s underwear was torn that day. I helped her mend it, but she said it looked too ugly. I said no one would see it if you were wearing it. She said no way, I want to give it to your boyfriend. Sisters, look.

32. Some songs are deeply rooted in people’s hearts. Sometimes I don’t know whether I am listening to the song or listening to myself.

33. I am not a strong person, but I know that I must be strong when I should be strong.

34. When I heard that you were getting married, a lot of things came to my mind. The most important thing is, your sister, it’s hard to invite me because I have no money.

35. The issue of age makes everything now unrealistic, and the issue of age makes everything now inappropriate.

36. Do you remember? In the footprints left on the beach, there is me and you. In the dusk of the willow trees above the moon, there is me and you. In the photo album with red leaves, there is me and you. My little heart can only hold you.

37. In the vicissitudes of life, neither you nor I remain unchanged. Looking back, things have changed and people have changed!

38. I love myself, can I have more love rivals?

39. Who can lead me to make a comeback when the tiger falls on a plain day? If one day the tiger returns to the mountain, I will shed my blood. Dye half the sky.

40. You will always love a few people in your life, but in the end there will only be one by your side.

41. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school; if it does, I will continue to sleep!

42. Every girl is looking for a man, and finally discovers that the most manly thing is herself.

43. We put down our dignity, personality, and stubbornness because we can’t let go. one person.

44. Things that don’t belong to me are not good for me. I don't care about things that are not given to me sincerely.

45. You said that I should be punished for being impulsive. I have nothing to say. You can do anything you want me to do, punish me however you want, as long as you don't break up with me and give me another chance!

46. I really didn’t expect it to be like this last night!

47. I hate it when others suddenly treat me well and suddenly become indifferent.

48. Work hard even if you don’t succeed. Because you have grown up

49. Yuelao, can you stop using inferior red threads to hold me up? They break every now and then.

50. Effort does not necessarily lead to results. Persistence may lead to more losses.

51. I don’t care what others say about what it will be like for me to be with you. I am not afraid of being tired during the process, as long as I spend it with you.

52. In my philosophy, there has never been a favorite. There is only love, or not love.

53. Pack up my heart and pretend to travel, where can I feel refreshed.

54. Choosing a name is really important. I happened to see a person with a very cool name that day, called Yinjian; unfortunately, his surname was Fan.

55. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine

56. I promised you I won’t make you angry, I’m sorry.

57. I use every day's thoughts, every day's love, every year's feelings, every word, every sincerity, in exchange for our wholehearted love, a lifetime A lifetime of love.

58. We all have to face the sun and live proudly

59. I want to lose weight, but I have no choice but to have a body that can’t lose weight!

60. We can quarrel, but it cannot affect the relationship. No matter friendship or love.

61. Standing in the middle of thousands of people, one should live more beautifully.

62. The cold wind blew down the leaves and withered the grass, but it could not blow away me. Missing you; snowflakes fall, covering the mountains and rivers, covering the earth, but they can't cover my concern; I miss you, my friend, and hope everything goes well for you outside. It's getting colder, so put on more clothes!

63. There are many people but few, and the momentum is unstoppable

64. I must appear in your household registration book, either as your wife or as your stepmother.

65. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

66. The highest level of brothers and sisters is that in the eyes of others, you are gay.

67. You scold me because you don’t know me well enough, because those who know me want to kill me.

68. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low and you can only count the moon.

69. My advantage is: I am very ladylike. My disadvantage is: I am not very ladylike.

70. I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I must be polite. If someone offends me again, I'll give him a shot. If someone offends me again, I'll eliminate the root cause!

71. Don’t talk too much. Don’t talk too much. Talking too much is like uncovering your own ugly scars with your own hands!

72. There is a beast that looks a lot like you.

73. Let the heavy rain wash away the sand in memory

74. The previous vows have now become memories.

75. You like me, you are mine. If you don't like me, you are mine too. As long as I like you, you must be mine.

76. I really miss my childhood. When it was hot, I could be shirtless like a boy!

77. Meeting you is my lifelong happiness; liking you is my lifelong happiness; falling in love with you is my lifelong happiness; having you is my lifelong pursuit; losing you is my lifelong pursuit. A lifetime of regrets;

78. In an era of truth and lies, the truth is always buried beyond the horizon.

79. I am not afraid that the road is too far and cannot find the end point, but I am afraid that the two worlds cannot form a circle.

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81. I fell in love with it, pursued it, fell in love with it, became happy, and soon got tired of it, quarreled with it, became indifferent, and broke up.

82. Haha, strength, in this world, without strength, it is worse than a piece of shit. At least, no one dares to step on the shit! The shoulders shrugged slightly, and the young man's low self-deprecating voice, filled with grief and anger, slowly wandered on the top of the mountain.

83. If a person stays for too long, there will always be a period of isolation.

84. Even though you know his heart is as deep as the ocean, you still jump down.

85. I cannot be your old man in this life and rely on my pride in the next life.

86. If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

87. The best friends are often the ones who can help you in times of adversity and hurt you in times of good times.

88. If you play with me, you will definitely lose. If you don’t succeed, you will cry.

89. I used to be afraid of the dark, but now I have to learn to be strong in the dark

90. I don’t know why, but I suddenly want to get emotional. There is no reason, I’m just sad

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91. When I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that was the case.

92. You must have the courage to lower your head and the confidence to raise your head.

93. My biggest desire is to keep you as my own and not share it with anyone else.

94. Don’t use your bad temper as a bargaining chip for my destiny to suffer.

95. Finally, the mist and rain from the south of the Yangtze River covered the world. After letting Hua give up, it was only a moment, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

96. Let me introduce to you that this is my son from Africa!

97. A fighter among idiots and a VIP among cheap people.

98. If you don’t show off, the sun will not rise high.

99. I really love you, I hope you can understand me!

100. Please, take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

101. When we first met her, she looked like a polite girl. But after we got to know her, we didn’t know which mental hospital she was released from.

102. The sleeping lion is still the king after waking up

103. Once you held me in your arms, and the biting cold wind could not hurt me even if it penetrated my clothes. Destroy my passionate heart.

Let’s talk about it in a personal space with a bit of philosophy, it’s very cool and individual

1. Only when a woman has no charm will she think a man is philandering, and only when a man doesn’t have the strength will he think a woman is realistic.

2. I have too many restless emotions and I need too many reasons to feel at ease.

3. A perfect marriage is one where your husband lives in hell but feels like he is in heaven.

4. Love leaves us with scars that we no longer dare to hope for the future, but savings can leave us with numbers that can give us a glimpse of the hope of buying a house.

5. The saddest thing in the world is not that I will never fall in love again; it is that I have lost the strength to love without hesitation.

6. Why are flowers stuck on cow dung? Because cows regard money as dung!

7. Fierce eyes and golden eyes! ah! It turns out you are a pig!

8. It’s been a long time since I gave up my seat on the bus, so I’m going to be cool today!

9. The ancients said: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty like jade. But treating money like dung and beauty as a disaster means I don’t understand!

10. There is a story that is scary at the beginning, funny in the middle, and has a tragic ending: Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died...

11. This is not Brother is narcissistic, but he appreciates himself!

12. Summer vacation tutoring is a waste of youth, money, and brain cells!

13. The best and best way to make money is: dream!

14. Stuttering is a language that does not require too much explanation.

15. Semir is full of clouds. It seems that we are all people who are not afraid of clouds to cover our eyes...

16. Teacher, don’t always say that our study now is for the future. For myself, I study for my future motherland.

17. Life is so delicate that it has attracted countless heroes to bend their waists. Please use muscle and bone stickers.

18. Marriage is like heaven, but you should be like thunder and lightning if you repeat it so much.

19. The smell in the air swallows my thoughts

20. For those who live with emotions, life is a tragedy; for those who live with thoughts, life is a comedy.

21. Its unforgettable beauty can only be reflected at the moment of being torn into pieces.

22. All kinds of troubles, all kinds of little girls.

23. Happiness does not mean everything is perfect, it is just because you no longer only see shortcomings.

24. I don’t expect him to love me particularly, I just hope he will love me longer.

25. Emotions can only arise when you are moved. Lies and oaths are one word apart, and the meaning of existence is really uncomfortable.

26. Memories are just an outdated beauty, and expectations are just a pretended happiness.