Talk about Singles Day.

1, I hate it when people tell me happy singles day, but I still want to say thank you.

Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

3. Is there a shortage of light bulbs that only eat and don't chat on Singles Day?

4. The real meaning of 1 1. 1 is: 1 health1love only1person in my life.

5, the double eleven is here, teach you a way to get rid of the order-chase me.

6. I finally took off my order before Singles Day, and now I start to wear two clothes.

7. Now children break up and choose Valentine's Day, and they choose Singles Day.

8. Let's play a game. Double Eleven sent me a box of snacks. Let me guess who sent it.

9. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

10, hair and object are always the same!

1 1. Boys who have no friends in the circle of friends let me delete each other, and I don't want boys who others don't want.

12. Is the person who accompanied you on Singles Day last year still here this year?

13, no money if you don't buy things, no money if you buy things, which means you don't spend money! Why not buy it if you don't want money?

14, I don't lack anything except a boyfriend who pours shopping carts.

15, I heard that everything is cheap on Double Eleven. Can you accompany me to make it cheaper?

16, didn't you say you like clean girls? I spent all my money yesterday. Do you like me?