Blindness Tell me about it.

First, I want to be a person who will feel wonderful in retrospect, no matter how many years have passed and how many people I have met.

Second, the best lovers will be able to stay together in time, hold hands in difficulties and face each other in old age.

I don't regret not meeting you at the best time, because the best time doesn't start until I meet you.

Fourth, no matter whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

5. May all the good times in the future be accompanied by you, and may the love words finally have the Lord, and you and I will no longer be lonely.

6. It is easy to fall in love at first sight, but it is difficult to stay with you for a long time. The world is so big, so lucky to meet you.

Seven, when I mention you to others, I always have a lot of pictures about you in my mind.

If I don't try to be better than other people who like her, how can I stand in front of her and say that you are mine with a calm and proud smile?

Nine, I hope to come to the end, I am a little old lady with white hair, you are a little old man with sudden hair, laughing and fighting, and finally go home hand in hand.

10. Sooner or later, a blind person will have a crush on you and then have nothing to say to you.

Love that can touch people's hearts: sooner or later, a blind man will look at you and be good to you.

1, the best lovers will be able to stay together in time, hold hands in difficulties and face each other in old age.

2. I hope to get to the beginning. I am a little old lady with white hair, and you are a little old man with sudden hair. You fight and laugh, and at first you go home hand in hand.

Growing old together is actually related to love, just bear with it. But patience is a kind of love, so the person who really loves you is actually the one who is willing to endure you constantly.

Sooner or later, a blind person will take a fancy to you and have nothing to say with you.

5. "May I kiss you?" "No" "What did I just say?" "May I kiss you?" "yes."

I don't have any flowers or colorful balloons. I don't know much about romance. The most outrageous thing I did was that night, when the wind was strong and the street lamp was still on, I hugged you.

7. I don't regret not meeting you at the best time, because the best time began after meeting you.

8. If I don't try to be better than other people who like her, how can I stand in front of her and say you are mine with a calm and proud smile?

9. Those days that will eventually continue are called the rest of my life. The days related to you are the future.

10, whether you are by my side, or in the corner of the world, I miss you, making the whole world docile and peaceful.

1 1. It's easy to feel at first sight, but it's hard to be accompanied by Fang Chang. The world is so big, so lucky to meet you.

12, I want to be someone you will find interesting in retrospect, no matter how many years have passed and how many people you have met.

13, there are many reasons not to love in the world: busy, tired, good to you and so on. And love only needs one expression: I want to be with you.

14. May all the good times in the future be accompanied by you, and may the love words finally have a Lord, and you and I will no longer be lonely.

15, when I mention you to others, there are always many pictures about you in my mind.

I'm tired of living, please love me to death.

1, I'm tired of living, please love me to death.

I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean, dreaming about me.

I want to hit you and hug you.

As long as I like it, you are a world hero no matter how bad you are.

I am really a person who can't express myself. If you think I like you, multiply it by 20 times, that's how much I really like you.

6. The best smell in the world is the smell when I hold you.

7. You are good at everything, but not as bad as me.

8. If I love you day by day, will it become a year, and then love you year by year, will it become a lifetime?

9. There are thousands of ways for two people to love each other, but there is only one best way, and that is to be good to you, and only to you.

10, angry at the cold war, I can also persist for a long time, so long that I have no desire to talk to you, but there is always a moment that makes me feel that no matter what you do, as long as you don't leave, no face or temper is as important as you.

1 1, I can't choose to like or hate you, so once I like you, I like you no matter what you look like.

12, I may not be the best in many things, but I will be the best if I love you.

Laugh off your big teeth!

Guide: the trick to deal with the husband. I told my husband: I'm going to travel to Italy, and each person will spend about 2 weeks. Husband said: no, I said: not now! Husband said: No! I said, then I want to buy a bag, a little over two hundred. Husband didn't even think about it: yes. Actually, I just want a bag.

1. I have a male friend with a successful career and many properties. But Ya works 14 hours every day and doesn't pay attention to eating and drinking. He talks about business every day, looking for business opportunities. Everyone watched him work hard and asked: You are so rich, why are you still working hard? He asked lightly, do you think my daughter looks like me? We said we liked it. He said, great! Dad, I'm sorry! I can only let her have money to spend in the future! This nima is father's love!

2. When I went out to eat mutton skewers in the evening, I said to the waiter, "Please give this table mutton 10 skewers, beef 20 skewers, raw meat 10 skewers, cooked meat 10 skewers, 2 chicken wings, 5 chicken gizzards and 2 kidney flowers." The waiter said, "Do you want 10 skewers of mutton, 20 skewers of beef, 10 skewers of raw meat, 10 skewers of cooked meat, 2 chicken wings, 5 chicken gizzards and 2 kidneys?" I gave her a white look and said, "How can I remember?"

The young man couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so he asked the Zen master, "Master, I often suffer from insomnia. What should I do? " The Zen master closed his eyes and said nothing, pointing to the wall of the Zen room. The young man followed the hope, and a white wall came into view, and there was nothing else in the wall. The young man pondered for a long time, and suddenly realized, "Master means to abandon your distractions and have nothing to worry about before you can fall asleep?" The Zen master shook his head and was furious: "I mean, fuck off!" " It's one o'clock in the morning, don't let people sleep! "

The courier came while cooking, and I didn't have time to open the door. Little brother knocked a few times, thinking that no one was there, and went downstairs. I quickly dumped the food, rushed to the balcony and shouted at my little brother's back: "Wait! Brother! Wait a minute! Don't go! " Several uncles downstairs were shocked, and my brother was even more shocked. He turned and looked up, looked at me for a few seconds, and burst into a warm smile: "Hmm! I'm not leaving! " Suddenly, there was an upsurge of Qiong Yao's drama …

5. I laughed to death. I just went out for breakfast with my friends. I said, "Why don't you find a girlfriend?" He replied: "A boy who is not handsome and has no taste like me, chasing a girl is not about how hard he works, but how blind the girl is!" " "

6. Uncle, I found a woman outside, and the couple divorced, and there were all kinds of quarrels. The younger brother and his wife went to stop the fight, and the second uncle pointed at the younger brother and cursed: "Why do you accuse me? You are not the only one outside! " Brother and his wife also quarreled! My aunt asked my uncle to persuade me that he wouldn't go even if he was killed!

7. I strode into the store, patted the cashier and shouted to the boss, "I want the most expensive one in your store!" " Every time I go to the dollar store, I am so domineering.

8. Once my mother accompanied me to the ATM to repay the loan. Isn't there a voice prompt? Press the keyboard before the voice prompt is over. As a result, my mother scolded me behind my back: "Why is this child so rude?" You should let people finish! "

9. Shopping with a second-rate wife. A second-rate wife likes a skirt. I think it's too exposed to let her buy it. She said, "I'll just try, okay?" Looking at her poor little eyes, I gave in. As a result, she put on her skirt and ran away like a gust of wind, leaving me and the salesman in a mess.

10, I dreamed it snowed yesterday. Baidu says dreaming of snow is a good thing. I didn't expect to get up this morning and pick up 200 yuan. It was a friend's. I had to invite me to dinner to pay back the money. It cost 300 yuan! The buddy said, "You don't have to pay back the money you found in the future."

1 1. got the marriage certificate and went home for dinner. My husband disdained to say, hum, after getting the certificate, he finally wants to turn over and be the master! Gave him a contemptuous look: then why are you turning over and chopping vegetables here? He dragged his tone even heavier: hum! I can do whatever I want!

12. After I moved, I was often troubled by the problem of voyeurism. After being reminded by a friend, I installed curtains in my bedroom to prevent the opposite person from discovering me peeping.

13, m: "Girl, are you looking at the Porsche opposite?" Woman: "Yes! Is it yours? Handsome guy. " Man: "No, but I'm watching it, too. We are so destined, is it inconvenient to leave a phone number? "

14, every time I go to my girlfriend's house, his parents won't let me share a room with my girlfriend, so my girlfriend has to apologize and say, "Sorry, just squeeze in with my brother." Then I went to his house to propose. Her father asked me, "Will you really be kind to him all your life?" "Of course." I took my son's hand and said firmly.

15, "Do you really think I won't be angry if you coax me with these bags and shoes? Can you be happy? Who do you take me for? I've been with you for so long, don't you understand? Not all women like these things. Will you give the money directly next time? "

16, a friend called to report the good news: "I am a father, and my daughter-in-law gave birth to a great boy today. I'm telling you, man, it's so cute, like a hybrid. " Me: "Congratulations! Remember to treat you in the evening ... "As soon as the phone hung up, I suddenly remembered that his daughter-in-law was a translator of a foreign trade company!

17, the game was stolen and I felt very lost. Dad enlightened me: "son, I have never played online games." I don't understand. Please describe to me what it feels like to be stolen. " Me: "Dad, more than 3,000 private money you hid under my bedside table several times was stolen at once. Dare not say anything, only be angry. ..... "Dad immediately covered my mouth and said," Damn, hackers are terrible. "

18, taking the bus, a beautiful woman opposite was on the phone, and she looked at it excitedly. Suddenly, she was very anxious and said to the other end of the phone, "Oh, sister, I lost my mobile phone. Was it stolen?" Then look at me from time to time! I thought to myself, there are such silly girls in reality! Sneak ... when we get to the station, the girl gets off, so let's play with our mobile phones! Shit, where's the phone! It was stolen, for God's sake! Help me! Girl, can't you remind me more obviously?

19. When someone apologizes to you, you should say' I accept your apology' instead of' nothing'. Because if you say that, it will make them feel really okay, and then they will do the same thing to you.

20. Daughter: "How did you and Dad meet?" Mother said, "I met you blindly." Daughter: "Oh, my father used to be a doctor!" " "

Brother: Why don't you take a bath? Fat sister: The water is only half full. Brother: Half a basin is not enough. Sit down and it will be full.

22. "Master, why did the man I slept with break up early the next morning?" A sexy beauty asked. The master silently picked up the teacup and threw it at the beauty's face! The beauty suddenly realized. "Master means I'm not awake enough to read that man's book ..." "Hey, hey, don't run, master! MD, I have spent all my makeup! "

23. A person came to the master to solve the knot. "Master, I am black. Summer is coming, and I am getting darker. People make fun of me. What should I do and how can I get through this knot? " Without saying a word, the master opened the temple gate and let the sun shine in. "Master, are you trying to tell me to open my heart, be positive and leave it alone?" Master: "No, I want to see where your TM is!" " "

24. The book says that watermelon is the most diuretic fruit in summer. That's right, because I ate half a watermelon secretly this afternoon and was beaten by the supermarket security guard to pee my pants three times.

25. "Master, I am so ugly that I don't have any friends. What should I do? " The master covered his eyes with his hand. Seeing the master's movements, the man immediately went up and gave him a beating: "NMD, I came to ask you specifically, and you won't even look at me!" " Master: "I … I want to … say don't care about others … others' eyes … light!" " "Master, pawn.

26. The blind date is coming soon. That woman asked me to meet in a western restaurant. If I haven't eaten western food, I will call my buddies for help. I asked, "What do you usually take in your left hand and what do you take in your right hand when you eat western food?" The good buddy thought for a long time and answered seriously: "I usually hold the left side of the steak in my left hand and the right side of the steak in my right hand!" " "

27. My skin is very dark and I have been fishing in the sun all day recently. Today, a new beauty shop opened in the street, and several little girls handed out leaflets on the street saying that whitening was effective in seven days and reborn in one month! And now the recharge is only half price! As soon as I heard it, I went in and asked for it. As soon as the beauty at the front desk heard me finish, she shouted, manager, someone is smashing a venue here!

28. Every time I go to the barber's, I feel good when the barber cuts halfway, but I'm too embarrassed to tell the barber, you know! I didn't feel as good as before. Like me, I like it!

29. I must have been inherited by my mother. A few days ago, she urged me to find a boyfriend, urged me to turn over old scores, and said that Xiao Wu (my ex-boyfriend) was so good before, how did she finally split up? I'm sorry you two can't get back together. I made up a random reason to reply to her: "I am gay." Mom paused after listening, suddenly turned her head and said to her brother next to her with a big smile, "Ask your sister for Xiao Wu's phone number!" " "

30. My sister sent a circle of friends, and the content was something like this: "I bought a big bag of duck collarbones and suddenly cried after eating. Even ducks have collarbones. I don't ... No ... "

Editor's note: When my sister passed a street, she met a man with a feather duster hitting a little boy. When I passed them, the boy cried and said, "Dad, stop fighting. There is a beautiful sister." The man gave me a look and continued to hit the boy, saying, "You black sheep, you lied to your father again. I'm going to skin you today." Maybe ... maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.