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A coquetry remark to her boyfriend.

1. Give me five yuan. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you.

I can't sleep. I counted the sheep a thousand times, but I counted them twice. The rest are thinking about you.

Can you save money for smoking and buy me a refreshing drink?

I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

5. I want to be a cat in my arms, and I am spoiled even when I sleep.

6, to hug, to touch your head, to hold your cheeks, to like all of you.

I want to hug you and touch you. If you disagree, you can kiss me.

8. I am just unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

9. I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

10, your lips are beautiful, suitable for saying you love me and kissing me.

1 1, you haven't contacted your little cutie for a long time.

12, I suggest you like me quickly. After all, the weather is so cold and I am so warm.

13, I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

14, don't be too nice to other girls in the future, I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

15, you don't like me, but you look like I do. It really pisses me off.

16. Actually, I don't have procrastination. I will open it as soon as I get the courier, press the alarm clock as soon as it rings, eat snacks as soon as I open it, and laugh as soon as you appear.

17, no matter how good others are, they all belong to others, but I am different. I am yours.

18, I learned routines, but I mean it.

19, the sugar I ate all day is not sweet enough, so kiss me soon.

20. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

2 1, I will buy you amusement octopus balls. There are two yakult stores. Look! I gave you everything I love. Do you still have the heart to ignore me?

22. Brother, you are my favorite person, and you won't change sweet ice cream and chocolate.

23. I have nothing but cuteness, and I can give you eight taels. I'll keep some for myself.

Honey, I can't go to the big forest because I'm stuck in your crooked neck tree.

25. The three most beautiful words in the world: I bring you delicious food. I will take you to eat delicious food. Let's eat delicious food together.

26. You are so handsome when you make me laugh. When you say I am cute, I want to kiss you.

27. I am insatiable and just want to be your baby.

28. I want to plunge into your arms and be gently rubbed by your hair.

29. Other people's hearts are on the left. I am different. Which side is mine?

30. The world is so chaotic that you are not prepared to follow me.

3 1. Don't close the window tonight. I want to sneak into your dreams.

32. I am a very insecure person. How many times can you say you love me?

33. I am so cute and you still leave me, then you are the stupidest pig in the pigsty.

34. My lovely husband, do you want to consider loving me to death?

I know the truth, but what I want is not the truth, but you.

36. Just hug you when you are sad.

37, will be jealous, will feel inferior, will be sad, will miss you, this is probably like your taste.

38. I may have been a carbonated drink in a previous life, and I was happy to bubble at the sight of you.

39. I am a bit like a playboy, and I fall in love with everyone.

40. Because there is a screen, there are many things you don't know, such as missing you.