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Who can recommend me a suitable notebook computer?

I don't know what you think of Lenovo's acquisition of ThinkPad ... ...

But judging from the two I have used, Lenovo just has a gap.

T20 has been used occasionally for n years, and the keyboard part (peripheral) panel is a whole;

T42 is assembled from two panels. ...

This can explain the decline of TinkPad quality to some extent, don't you think?

Author: AAA reply date: 2005-11-29 21:24: 50

The children upstairs are all ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ bored today. After talking to you so much, they have long digressed from Wan Li. Finally, let's sum up:

The landlord thinks that the performance of a certain type of IBM machine is poor. In fact, in addition to the well-known "degradation" from the previous one, the performance is really poor and the quality is worrying. Just last month, last month at the most, it was the end of the world. I reminded everyone of the cost of this model.

The news of down, although the landlord said that the performance is poor, has little to do with the cost down (except that the degradation of the display chip affects the efficiency of the video subsystem), it should not be an Monday morning quarterback to repeat my point of view.

Then some children pretended to be "engaged in the electronics industry" to question me. Are you clear? Are you qualified? There are so many random questions in front, although google can't answer them, they are definitely simple questions. Can anyone answer any of them casually? I have repeatedly emphasized the circle. If you are in the circle, you will naturally understand what this means. You spend so much time teaching children, but you are ungrateful ~ ~ ~ ~ Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ Have you ever heard of Einstein's driver? All your questions stem from your ignorance, and my "driver" can answer you these ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Speaking of rotten cowards, children are patriotic, so I'm not patriotic? When I saw Lenovo smuggling CPU at Shenzhen Customs, my feelings can only be described in one word-I was under 25 years old the year of the explosion, and I taught Shenzhen Customs how to identify various ICs and their values ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I don't understand why these children who don't know anything about the industry pretend to be the elite of the "electronics industry" and speak loudly in unfamiliar fields. Are you really poisoned by these cowards?

Author: AAA reply date: 2005-11-28 22: 24: 30

So, the rotten coward of American businessmen, headquartered in the United States, has anything to do with domestic products?

Even if 99% of the notebooks in the world are MIC, why are there still brands to be scolded? The rotten cowards here basically scold Dale. Dell is an American businessman and MIC ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

As to why rotten cowards are the chief culprit of low-level manufacturing in China, I have raised this point more than once. So far, I haven't seen anyone who can falsify. I've said it too many times, so I don't want to be verbose. I don't know that Lenovo, the predecessor of rotten cowards, stole the concept of "home computer" from Qixing, made a junk PC, and was involved in the price war between the Great Wall and Inspur. It's best not to make a fool of yourself on this topic.

There is also a shame that the phrase "Lenovo is not an OEM, so is Sony" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Even the two most common concepts of OEM and OEM are not clear, so it is recommended to recycle ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Speaking of semiconductor memory, I'm really sorry to expose your ignorance again. Let's talk about the completed module first. Everyone knows that K memory products are good, and the price of domestic K memory products is very flat. Do you know which brands of granules are used in K memory module? Which brands of granules are not used? Aside, how many grades can particle manufacturers be divided into? What are the top manufacturers? Which of these manufacturers has a deck of cards? How many grades do these manufacturers classify their products? The key question is, did the rotten coward buy particles or modules? What's the purchase price of rotten cowards? What level of modules can I buy at this price? What grade of particles can such a module use?

Do not forget to do your homework and answer all the questions mentioned above. Don't worry, now that I mention it, it must be very difficult for you, or it is almost impossible for Google to get the answer. Otherwise, what's the use of "circle"

Author: AAA reply date: 2005-11-29 09:15: 37

Needless to say, to be an industry, you have to see through it, otherwise you can't even eat. You know it's just to survive ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

If you don't do this, you don't need to show your ignorance on the topic of being kicked. Nowadays, many media practitioners love to touch the edge of being kicked ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You can often see funny kicked articles in newspapers and magazines ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It is estimated that such a fig leaf will be presented after being exposed ~ ~ ~ ~.

For a business man, he doesn't know the cost.

It is shameful to fall. If you can't figure out why rotten cowards lower their quality requirements, you can just Google a passage from Liu Jun and learn from you, saying that you don't even know who Liu Jun is ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"The first task is to reduce the cost of IBM"

"There are probably several aspects about how to play a synergistic effect after the merger of the two companies. The first is coordination in procurement. Because you know that the two companies will have a larger purchase scale together, I think the combined cost structure will be more optimized. "

Let me show you another press release:

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Since May of 1 year, New Lenovo has been able to compare the purchasing data and materials of IBM and Lenovo very openly (since the announcement was made that day, it has begun to operate the CD secretly). Because 80% of the expenses in the PC supply chain basically come from material costs, purchasing is recognized as one of the businesses that can best reflect the merger benefits in terms of scale and synergy, and is even called the "first shot" of Lenovo integration.

As early as May, employees in the procurement department realized their importance in the new Lenovo PC empire-Lenovo executives patronized frequently, and the operating costs began to be reduced in the drizzle: most of IBM's senior managers in charge of raw material procurement strategy and customer relations were not transferred to the new Lenovo in the business department of 65438+February last year, and most of these positions held by Hong Kong people and foreigners were kept in IBM's server department. Thousands of original contracts signed by IBM and Lenovo with suppliers were reviewed by people in this department during the period of announcing the merger to May 1, and then re-signed in the name of new Lenovo. The huge workload led Qiao Song to describe that he and his colleagues had "no free time" during this period.

By May 1, the process of purchasing department had been integrated and optimized, from which it is not difficult to see that Qiao Song and his colleagues are trying to find a relatively compromise and perfect process. IBM's original process is perfect, but because the purchasing department has to serve various products such as servers, hosts and software at the same time, this purchasing process is not specially designed for PC. Lenovo's process is just the opposite. As a company struggling for survival, it was not only branded as a PC when it was born, but also pursued high efficiency and cost reduction. The new process design and the new Lenovo's choice of business model follow the same principle, and strive to improve efficiency and reduce costs. For example, IBM used to look for suppliers to buy PC parts. The supplier's price may not be favorable, but because it is an important supplier of other IBM products, the PC department has to buy PC parts from here to take care of it. This business balance problem certainly existed before the PC department became independent from IBM, but now the new Lenovo can change its original practice once it considers the PC problem alone. Reading this paragraph requires a lot of background knowledge about purchasing rotten cowards

"That's how money is accumulated bit by bit." Qiao Song explained. Some integration works quickly, for example, both parties choose the same supplier for the same thing they want to buy, and the scale effect is immediate after integration. But some things are different. "For example, motherboards, Lenovo and IBM are innovative companies, and they will not buy general motherboards designed by motherboard manufacturers for compatible computers." Joe said, "and the designs of the two sides are definitely different. We have to go to the original supplier to get the goods separately." However, once technology and design are integrated into the next generation products, suppliers from both sides can gradually integrate to maximize the benefits brought by scale effect. "All these changes will take time." (Personally, I think this paragraph is the most despicable ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

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By the way, rotten cowards still dare not move, and they don't have the technical ability to move T series and X series. However, the sales of R series in China are still quite large. First, low-end users, especially domestic users, will do human experiments. If the response is not strong, the action may increase ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Because China people blindly worship foreign brands, low-priced and inferior IBM will continue to sell in China, while in the international market, rotten cowards will continue to do so. Knock down the brand of coward ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Let's talk about your ideas, your thoughts are not, but your thinking is far from ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ How to run a business?

Author: AAA reply date: 2005-11-28 22: 07: 33

Hehe, it's pathetic upstairs. I haven't been to Tianya for a long time. I have talked with others about my experience in the workplace in the past few years. What can I do? What have I done? People in the industry can understand at a glance ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You have worked in an electronics factory for two years, and the market is full of thirty cents. After mixing for more than ten years, you should be able to understand what I am talking about ~

See what level you are, hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Why did the earliest NB designers in China mix with Taiwan Province people or Japanese dogs? You've never heard of design.

House? Although our works are given to NEC by ODM, there are also American businessmen like CPQ. Yes, my teachers are from Taiwan Province Province, TI, FC, BL and Intel. My immediate supervisor is the initiator of the concept of "chipset". Do you have time to be depressed for a teenager who just left school? It's just you who are depressed ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yes, I have done software, too. Do you know the scope of the software? Software is "the signboard of IT"? Hardware, right? When I wrote the PCI bus design guide, you were still taking the senior high school entrance examination. I explained EMI in Cyrix motherboard design to the team.

You just wore a red scarf when you canceled, right? I translate Pro/E

8. You just solved the problem of wetting the kang in Chinese class with Allegro ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Have you ever used AMD's CPU? The two major BIOS vendors that support AMD have my code public version, which supports Intel.

In the public CPU, the video code is also mine, so the software will not be kicked. If you can, you can take out that little EEPROM and make bricks with me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Strictly speaking, I won't say anything about you. You can't digest it after so many years of accumulation. Let's talk about making ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

What are the differences in P/R requirements between Europeans and Americans and Japanese? How many versions of M/P does IBM require? Even the industries in Taiwan Province generally need X0 1 X03 to get an A. What about the rotten coward? What tests need to be repeated to change suppliers and reduce quality requirements? How long will it take? You tell me ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The unit price of resistance-capacitance components is really low, so your level is so low ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ IBM the IBM quality? You got it? What indicators do you need to buy resistors? Do you know what specifications IBM has for resistors? Have you ever bought a resistor of a specified brand? Among all suppliers, IBM is qualified.

How many resistance factories does AVL have? Do you know how much it costs to audit the factory every year? Hehe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't talk about resistance-capacitance components? Then let's talk about IC. Does your factory check all the integrated circuits? What is a full inspection?

Again, how do you usually take the hard drive? How do all computer assembly workshops in China handle hard disks during assembly? Such a simple question, let's see how many people in Tianya can say that those who have never been on the production line are qualified to discuss PC manufacturing.

Well, since you don't know anything about production, let's talk about the market again. What happened to Shenzhou? What happened to Lan Xin? Go higher. What happened to Founder? What happened to Ziguang? What happened to TCL? Why didn't they think of changing screens and shells? Because they all know that if you want to sell a computer to a little white like you, you must learn from donkey dung eggs ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ You haven't forgotten the story that the rotten coward turned the 4000-rpm hard disk that had been in stock for several years into a so-called flagship and sold it to Sichuan, have you? Forgot which PIII computer was the first to introduce garbage configuration? Forget the new machine and you can't get into the "Happy Linux" on the desktop? Forgot to use the QDI motherboard of the "second-hand" Northbridge chip? Hehe, it's too much ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ cost.

You can only do abacus in it and change the shell. Are you really "engaged in the electronics industry"? Some time ago, I heard that Zhongguancun sells pirated DVDs, which is also called being kicked ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Baidu _ Lenovo bar

Think of what people want to say.

The quality of Lenovo's products produced in the 1990s really can't be said, including many users who bought Lenovo's new products at that time. At present, as a Lenovo employee, I dare not compliment the quality of Lenovo products. Whenever a friend or user asks me to recommend a Lenovo product, I always ask politely, how is your financial situation? Because Lenovo's product failure probability is less than 10 thousand yuan, Lenovo's staff can't guarantee it. If you buy a desktop, don't use a household one if you can buy a business, and don't use a thousand yuan if you can buy more than ten thousand yuan. If you don't have this right, don't buy Lenovo computer, because maybe you will cry when you are in trouble.

Every day at 800, I will receive many calls from Lenovo users, such as black screen, crash, restart, no sound, leakage, lightning strike of network card, smoke from the host or monitor in use, color cast of the newly bought computer, loud CPU fan, abnormal sound of hard disk, etc.

Sometimes it's obviously a fan, and the hard disk is beyond the normal range, but you have to tell the user against your will that this is normal. Even if the engineer is arranged to come to the door, the answer is still normal and will not be repaired or replaced. Many times, I arrange on-site service for users, but it is always cancelled mercilessly, or the service station tells users that it is not covered by the warranty, or there are not enough maintenance personnel at present, which may need to be sent for repair, or it will take a long time ... Many users give up maintenance or send for repair, and at the same time they are criticized by their immediate leaders, so they should consider their own performance ... What should I do if you are a user all the time? Once I finally asked this sentence, and the answer almost made me spray blood. "Only SB buys Lenovo."

There was once a computer problem with a Shandong aunt. An old man is at home and his children have gone abroad. He really knows nothing about computers. He wants to guide users to solve problems. I gritted my teeth and took the user to operate for 2 hours. Finally, I was reprimanded by the leader and told me to consider the cost of Lenovo. The 800 phone bill is paid by Lenovo. I have nothing to say ...

Look at what Lenovo is thinking now, to maximize benefits and profits. Originally, this is also the inevitability and law of the existence of commercial communities, but it gives up these users, gods, where the profits come from and where the benefits come from. As I am still working in Lenovo 800, it is not convenient to give practical examples to tell you many unexpected things, because it may lead to my unemployment. Buy carefully, and you will suffer. Finally, thank you for reading my nonsense. What about Lenovo? Many people know Lenovo's products. I just told you what I wanted to say.