Teachers' day humor jokes

1. The teacher asked the students to make sentences with wrinkles. A student wrote, "My father has many wrinkles on his eggs." The teacher criticized the parents for not showing their children around. Parents explained: "Children are careless since childhood and write little about' face'."

The Chinese teacher wrote "Confusion" on the blackboard, and then asked a student, "Please tell me what this idiom means?" The student stood up, pushed his glasses for deep myopia and carefully looked at the four words on the blackboard, but he didn't understand them for a long time. Finally, he said helplessly, "Teacher, I can't see clearly." The teacher said, "You are right. Please sit down. "

The biology teacher is describing the appearance of African wild boar on the stage with great interest. Occasionally, she swept her eyes from the stage and found that most students were dozing off. So he was furious and shouted, "Look at me! Don't look at me, how do you know what African wild boar looks like? "

4. Once in class, three boys in the class suddenly shaved their heads together to go to class, and the three "light bulbs" sitting side by side immediately became the focus of the whole class. An English teacher came into the classroom, took a look at the three of them, and then began to teach, as if nothing had happened. Five minutes before class, he asked the students to do English-Chinese translation exercises, pointed to the "light bulb" sitting in the middle and said, "How do you say 1.58?" The student didn't expect the question to be so simple, so he stood up confidently and answered, "Bald head! Bald! Bald! (twototwo)"

5. The Chinese teacher explains couplets on the stage. For example, he said, "In the past, a newspaper publicly requested the next joint' Nantong North Tongzhou North Nantong State North Nantong State South'. As a result, many letters were submitted, and one sentence was correct, that is,' East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East Pawnshop and West Pawnshop are all things'. " At this moment, a naughty student suddenly shouted, "Boys and girls, boys and girls, boys and girls."