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How to write the slogan of Ejiao cake

1. Use the best Dong 'e Ejiao, add yellow wine and crystal sugar, simmer until it is thick and hangs the flag, then pour in the fried walnut, fried black sesame, Ningxia Lycium barbarum and Ruoqiang jujube in turn, and stir until the viscosity of the sugar gum is extremely high. Every time the spoon turns, it will bring out a long wire drawing ... We are making every pot of Ejiao cake seriously, not just talking.

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2, go out early and return late, and your face is ruddy.

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3. Two pieces of Ejiao cakes a day can at least make you feel that you have not treated yourself badly.

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4. Two thousand coats and eight hundred shoes. I hope you have a good look with them.

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5. Worried that it won't work? Not if you don't eat.

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6. The wallet is for my husband, the toys are for my son, and the Ejiao cake is for myself.

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7. Ejiao cake is so hot, not fried, but eaten by countless people.

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8, Ejiao cake secretly eaten, even if it is the age of square dance in the future, it should be the most popular one among the square dance aunts.

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9、

"My husband is richer than your husband."

"I look better than you."

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10, either beautiful or beautiful.

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1 1, insist on eating Ejiao cake, no dysmenorrhea, no dizziness, no insomnia, no hair loss, no spots, and no longer be a yellow-faced woman.

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12, menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding, women are losing blood most of their lives. Only women know women's sufferings, and women know how to raise their bodies.

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13, don't say that so many women are still alive without blood. Let's see if your mother is aging quickly, and whether she often nags about your pain here and there.

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14, what matters is not whether you want to eat or not, but that others have already started eating.

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15, I feel that my husband has no love, my children are disobedient, and my mother-in-law is too harsh. I'm sorry, be nice to yourself.

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16, your hands, your heart, all your organs are busy for you to live every day. I hope you can take care of them.

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17, don't fall in love with the country, I hope you are healthy and energetic.

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18. The production technology of Dong 'e Ejiao has been listed as a national intangible cultural heritage. However, this has nothing to do with us. You are responsible for inheriting the cultural heritage, and we are responsible for better processing the cultural heritage and bringing it to those in need.

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19, real handmade Ejiao cake, dare to let customers visit the cake making process.

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20. What is YSL? Good-looking people bring their own makeup effects.

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2 1、

Statistics show that 99% of men like girls who look healthy and rosy.

Sources: my father, my uncle, my third cousin and my seventh nephew.

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22. Smart women know how to take care of themselves.

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23. To be honest, I prefer to be called "beauty" first than others praise me for being kind and blue-hearted.

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24, a piece of Ejiao cake is less than ten dollars, love yourself, starting with spending a few dollars on yourself every day.

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25、

Why are you willing to pay for food and shelter every day?

Because food and shelter are necessities of life.

Health and beauty?

Is it necessary for women?

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26. After eating and wearing warm clothes, treat yourself and eat some Ejiao cake!

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I always thought I was young, but time passed quickly. I don't want to maintain it now Do you want to wait a few years before killing you by surprise?

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28. Anyway, pocket money is not used for eating Ejiao cakes, but also for eating snacks. It happens that Ejiao cake is a nourishing snack.

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It is everyone's responsibility to protect the body.

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30, can't afford to eat bird's nest glue, you can also choose Ejiao cake.

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3 1, I don't want to hear anyone say that woman is really ugly behind her back anymore. -young, early maintenance.

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32, facial cleanser, lotion, lotion, essence, mask, Ejiao cake, daily skin care and beauty, to do a full set.

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33. Irregular menstruation Irregular menstruation Ejiao cake Ejiao cake Normal menstruation Normal menstruation Normal menstruation Normal menstruation.

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34、

There is a girl named Xiao Fang in the village.

Beautiful and kind

A pair of beautiful big eyes

Braids are thick and long.

However, due to the neglect of maintenance,

Ten years later, it became

There is an aunt named Xiao Fang in the village.

Long simple and honest and kind.

A pair of big eyes without god

Braids are dry and yellow

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35. Don't say that men don't like seeing yellow-faced women. Yellow-faced woman doesn't like to look at herself, does she?

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