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On Classic Personality —— Feminine Enchantment

I'm sorry. Forgive me for being unreasonable. I'm sorry. Even I hate myself like that.

Not every love song has good memories.

Love is a game. You win, then I have to lose.

Love you? It is better to love yourself.

I am your son. Your son is free.

After 90, there is no room, no car and no deposit. People can start from scratch, but not unarmed.

You are so arrogant, why don't you take off your clothes and show off?

Don't call me playboy if you can't keep my heart.

Those who can pity must have something hateful.

Do you think it's okay to say sorry? What do you want the police for?

Without the previous lining, how can it be so dazzling now?

Is true love something I can't understand or someone hasn't given it?

If you have time to tell others about your sufferings, it is better to change the reality yourself.

Everything is a bandit.

I'm hiding something in my heart. I just want you to understand.

Now I feel that life is much better than before, and I don't worry about anything, but now I am much happier than before …

Stone is too old, Yuhuan is too fat. In this life, who is it?

I always say, if you are not sure whether it will bring secondary injury, please don't come back if you leave. But I hope he turns around again and again.

Forget you, yes, but how can you erase the memory you gave me?

Am I too stupid, or do I think the world is too simple?

People will also get better because of loneliness.

Young people will win with anger.

It's vulgar for you to say the same thing to others.

That who, I am in your eyes, everything about you is much more important than me.

Ignoring the world, the air sucked away my thoughts. Being pulled out of your mind, hiding in the corner and sobbing. Ignore who exists, only look at yourself.

Every woman's bad is because of men's harm, and men's bad is unforgivable nature.

Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

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The object can be anywhere, and there must be many lovers.

I am so overbearing.

1, when I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are glass slag. 2. To be a woman, you should have backbone, either love to get married or be proud of being single.

3. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

4, don't wait, people who shouldn't wait! No pain, no sadness! Don't shed tears that shouldn't have fallen!

A woman's greatest pride is not how beautiful she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

6. People who understand me don't need my explanation, and people who don't understand me don't deserve my explanation.

7. Do you think my mother's heart is made of titanium alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

9, withered vines and old trees, yellow crows, desserts and snacks, watermelons, can only gain weight, can only hope that they are blind.

10, everyone is not in a hurry. What am I in a hurry? What everyone is anxious about is the difference between work and bonus.

1 1, even if the world is sinister and my shoulders are weak, I still have people who want to protect me to the end!

12, remember those people who make you breathless, because they taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

13, when you hurt me, don't be too light, be cruel, I'm afraid I won't forget you, and I'm even more afraid I won't die.

14, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

15, the light is always there, don't rush to say that there is no choice, maybe you will meet hope at the next intersection.

16, there will always be someone in the world who will give you a pack of arsenic and you will make it like honey.

17, some people are speechless because of emotional problems; Some things are impossible because of social reality.

18, depending on parents, at most a princess. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.

19, we don't need to wrap ourselves in gorgeous language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.

20. Both the head teacher and the headmaster fell into the river. Who did you hit with a brick in your hand? I'll hit anyone who fucking saves lives.

2 1, sometimes the other person who asks questions has been dodging, which is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.

22. Are you being chased? Well, that's great. I envy buying things without paying.

23, you said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, teenagers, don't wear clothes if you have the ability, go out to play with your brothers!

24. Give me 60 kilos of goods, and I'm sure I can't move them. Give me 100 Jin of you, and I will definitely pick you up and run.

25. If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like her or not. After all, she is blind.

26. The three ugliest people in women's eyes: the rival of a good sister, the current girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend, and the ex-girlfriend of a current boyfriend.

27. After changing the screen name to unexpected someone, when adding friends, it will become an unexpected person to add you as a friend.

28. Who do you like? It's not you anyway. Will it kill you to lie to me? I lied. I'm not dead.

29, we hate a person, often because they are too similar to each other; We like a person because they are so alike.

30. Don't think that people who can't let go won't let you go! Fish will die without water, but water will be clearer without fish.

After 3 1, five years later, no matter whether you get ahead or face the loess, brothers or brothers, boudoir or boudoir!

32. Deal with dogs less. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you!

It doesn't matter if you are ugly, you can be confident, but you have the arrogance and conceit of Xifeng, which is really disgusting.

34, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl I am domineering, I am strong, I have this style that you don't have.

I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.

36. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.

37. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, are you and I in the same hospital?

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

I hope that one day we can become strangers again, and then we can get to know you again. See how I kill you!

40. Obedience is the extraordinary patience shown before completion for some ulterior purpose.

What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

42. Who is sincere to me, who hides the knife in the smile, who will accompany me for a long time, and who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.

43. If your classmate suddenly fainted, what measures should be taken immediately? Slap first to see if it's fake!

44. Everyone has a dead end. If they can't get out, no one else can get in So, you don't understand me and I don't blame you.

45. When the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

46. What a handsome boy playing football and a handsome boy playing basketball are all bullshit! As long as you are handsome, you are handsome when you play with glass balls.

47. I have been scolding my girlfriend. If I'm polite to you, I'm sorry, we don't know each other!

48. No matter how many grievances you have, you can only hold them in your heart. It's not that I don't want to say it, I just don't know what to say and who to say it to.

49. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

50. Get into trouble together, join the political department together, fight together, skip classes together, and go their separate ways next year.

5 1, I'm desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.

52. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you, and love to ignore when they don't use you. People don't care about dogs.

53. What kind of world is this? I am your brand. Dogs live like people. If you want to be cute, you won't kill yourself when you see me.

54. A brother is the first person who applauds and laughs the loudest when you make a fool of yourself, but he is the only one who is willing to help you after laughing.

55. If you want to break up with me, just say so. Use your parents' refusal to let you play with me as an excuse for paralysis. Don't think I am rare.

56. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

57, I smile, I hope you give me a smile; I am good to you, and I hope you are good to me; I give love and hope to get your love.

58. None or all. It is now or never. From now on, I don't want anything but what I have.

59. There is a kind of person who does two things in this world. If you succeed, he is jealous of you. What if it fails? He laughed at you.

60. You fucking think I have no temper and am easy to bully, so you bully me. Well, after a long time, let's break up.

6 1, if you really love someone, no matter what he did to you before, no matter what mistake he made, you will forgive him and even give him an excuse.

62. Keep a male girlfriend, because female girlfriends always give you the rest of themselves, while male girlfriends always introduce their best brothers to you.

63. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon. The shortest distance in the world is from Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon.

Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.

65. My best friend stole my lover, but I don't regret it. Because my best friend is playing with the rest of my things, and that person is not a good thing either.

66. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

67. I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate but not entangled.

68. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!

69. Be sure to give me an invitation to get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of person can fulfill my dream of growing old with you. .

70. The man who will marry me in the future doesn't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

7 1. Now we all have the cheapest body, the most precious dignity, the most unreliable vows, the most hypocritical friends and the most self-righteous dreams.

72. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

73. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me with another bottle written on it.

74, in fact, people are mean! There are not a few people who love you and spoil you, but those who are indifferent to you are in hot pursuit, and finally they are black and blue!

75. Your life will not let you down. Those wrong turns, those tears, those sweats all make you unique.

76. There are not only one or two people who hate me, but also many who speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.

77. During the exam, I wrote down the answers deftly, and I thought I was very good. I divided the test paper. It turned out that I was smart enough to avoid the correct answer.

78. Try to read one tone of Mandarin into two tones, two tones into four tones, three tones into one tone, and four tones into four tones. You will be surprised to find that you can speak Henan dialect.

79. I took my brother's cigarette butts, drank his leftover water, ate his rice, wore his shoes and clothes and slept with me.

80. Every time I see my wallet in a bad mood, I check my heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney online. I still have millions of properties! I feel much better in an instant!

8 1, I can buy it again if the data cable is broken! There is no phone bill, I can charge it. I will never go to the person who left first, that's all for you. Not as important as my mobile phone!

82. When I was drunk, I felt at a loss, a sigh and a world of mortals. The phoenix tree falls all over the ground, and the autumn is three points thick. My heart is happy, but my dream is hard to find. I sang a song after drinking, just because I love the world of mortals.

No one will sing to me in the middle of the night, no one will say good morning and good night to me every day, and no one will keep me warm when the weather turns cold. Oh, I hope someone doesn't call anyone.

84. A brother is the first person you want to tell when you are in trouble. He just called you an idiot and blamed you for finding something for him. The next day, you found that he helped you with all the big and small things.

85. My friend has white hair and won't let me pull it out. He said that La 1 will change 10. I asked why? She said that because of the black hair around her, she saw her little friend being uprooted and turned white with fear. All right! You won!

86. The meaning of life lies not in how many rugged roads we have taken, but in how many philosophies we have learned from them. These eternal human wisdom will help us know the real life and enjoy the happiness of life.

87. The road of life will never be smooth sailing, and the road of life will never be completed overnight. There is always rain, there is always frost and snow, and there are always setbacks and failures. There will always be unexpected encounters, there will always be difficulties and obstacles, and there will always be unexpected encounters. The key is to see how you face and deal with it.

We don't have any faith, but we can't help believing in kindness, even faith, tolerance, strong hopes and dreams. These seemingly empty things can bring us real inner peace and tranquility and give life a heavy and real life.

89. In high school, I took my mobile phone to school. After being discovered by the class teacher, I took it to the office for a lecture and called my parents. As soon as my father entered the office, the teacher told him about me. My dad went up to smash his cell phone without saying anything, and the class teacher collapsed and said, that's my cell phone!

Social girl, tell me.

1, not never give up, but never die.

2. When doing the problem, try to figure out the intention of the questioner. Teacher, he wants me dead.

3. Injury has no value of happiness. I miss the past, and my heart once cherished the past.

4, death is not terrible, terrible is that you dare not die.

5, big brother, you won, and the earth people can't stop you!

6. I'm lying on the book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

7. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.

8. Only soap is seriously losing weight in this world.

9. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

10, you only remember my strength, but you always forget that I am a girl.

1 1, recalling the vicissitudes of the past years, we are young and frivolous.

12, not afraid of going to hell, but afraid of whether there is hell.

13, love is when I am hungry, you take me to eat meat.

14, don't swear, don't pull your parents.

15, the goodwill lasts for 4 months at most. Once surpassed, it is love.

16, my god! If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat!

17, people are simple when they are poor and complicated when they are rich.

18, I like a quiet life, and I'm tired of being disturbed.

19, hate less when using books, and hate short when using legs.

20. Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

2 1, you are so rich, you look like a prostate, and your urine is forked.

22. Haven't I got enough troubles? I will forget you one day.

23. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to deliver it?

24. You said you couldn't fall in love with you, but I fell in love with you.

25. Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals!

26. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

27. Why didn't the bad guys attack Xiao Moxian after she had been transformed for so long?

28, I love him very much, watching him surf the Internet, but I always dare not disturb him.

29. I believe we will all be fine, just like when we first met.

I haven't forgotten any of them, but no one remembers me.

3 1. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that beauty can be so single-minded!

32. If you can't get married, don't take up other people's youth.

Grandma Meng, when you make soup for me, remember to put sugar in it. I will thank you in the afterlife.

34. I will hug you if you are good, and the whole world will give it to you.

35, grandstanding, you are not qualified; Play dumb, you have gone too far!

Logger Vick can't cut down trees, and the wolf can't eat sheep, just as you will never love me.

37. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

Although I can't sing anxiously, I can take the stereo downstairs and play it for you.

39. I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave.

40. I don't regret not meeting at the best time of my youth.

4 1, you, from a stranger to a person I will never forget.

42. Give you the heaviest dung gift in history, and you will definitely eat a catty.

43. Don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!

44. Don't gamble with youth, and don't take scum as a myth.

45. Which is better, unlocking or drilling? China, grab a wall.

Your name is engraved in my heart, which is hard to forget.

47. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

48. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

49. Looking back 500 times in the past life, I got a rogue in this life!

50. To be a passer-by with dreams is better than to be a homecoming person with no way to return.

5 1, the leaves leave because of the pursuit of the wind, or the trees don't stay.

52. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

53. I miss having another name, and that is self-stabbing.

54. I once turned to laugh, and the fascinated abbot was fascinated.

55. This is me. I don't cry, I don't make noise, I don't show off.

56, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, fascinated by a count.

57. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of Blue Ocean. It is twice a year, and every time you have a new feeling.

58. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

If you really love him, then you must tolerate some of his shortcomings.

60. Men are handsome when they are rich, and women are rich when they are beautiful.

6 1, we finally became the last class of students in the teacher's mouth.

62. If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chances of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

63. Are there such people around you? He is happy when you are angry!

64. Blame me me. I was blindfolded by tears. I can't tell whether a person is stupid or a dog.

65. Men enjoy a moment, while women enjoy the whole process.

66. Time is like cleavage. Just lie down and there's nothing.

67. If happiness is not on the road, it is at the end of the road.

Don't call me short, I'm just not obviously tall.

69. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

70. From the first time I met your sister, I made a deal with you as a brother.

7 1, the principle of chatting with people is never to type with expressions.

72. I deleted you just because I didn't want to see you, and for whom I changed my mood.

73. You are invisible to me, but the space is refreshing. You think I'm blind.

74, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

75. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once jealous, the heart is black.

76. Vice Minister People's Republic of China (PRC)!

77, don't discharge to me, because I have a caller ID here.

Don't call me when I'm asleep, because I'm fast asleep.

79. Don't feel great. In fact, you need food as much as animals.

80. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.

8 1, don't tell others everything, what you say is from the heart, they are listening to jokes.

82. My girlfriend asked me to give her more private space, so I registered her with an extra QQ.

83. As long as the ending is with you, the process will make me feel any pain.

84. Don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

On cunning character-writing the world with enchanting, subverting the world with charm

How many people are as confused and confused as me.

Think about your gentle face again before I forget.

Have you ever loved her? Ask yourself, what kind of love is that?

The rich can indulge the world, but the poor have learned to be calm.

People can't live up to themselves unless they are good to themselves.

Why do you want to see this false society so thoroughly?

Without a new partner and memories, how can we find old dreams?

Who remembers who said he would love me forever?

Any emotion can be born from the heart.

Without my previous weakness, can you still control my emotions?

You loved her so much that you didn't die with her.

Accustomed to your habits, accustomed to the loneliness after you leave.

Really not smart enough, sadness is just karma.

Smile disappears, sadness emerges.

Whoever promises me, I will never part, and I will never give up.

The happiest thing is that annoying people can disappear.

Mermaid, I love you. Only you won't cheat.

I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Big brother, buy flowers! Listen, you are a playboy.

Try not to make any noise if you can, and try not to leave anyone alive if you can.

Too much is a story, too much is cotton.

Don't learn to lie. The people you can cheat are those who believe in you.

Don't doubt his decision, because he has made up his mind.

After breaking up, don't recall the sweet past, because it will only make you more miserable.

I give you 9 points, because you, because I am 10.

The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

Don't call me a bridesmaid, because maybe I will rob your groom.

Have a glass of dichlorvos to relieve the brain and refresh yourself, and it will be fine!

Forget your promise and live the rest of your life alone.

The best years should be given to the best people, and we have already missed them.

How many times have I said that buyers and sellers below 100 million should ask for instructions!

Don't love everyone. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

Write the world with enchanting, subvert the world with charm.

Try to find an excuse to convince this messy heart.

Wandering from one place to another, just to find the next foothold in life.

Do you know what I can do to make you live or die?