Funny positive energy segment selection

Funny positive energy segment selection

There are many classic things in our life, in different ways. Generally, everyone has a good understanding of classic things, and there are many classic sentences and words in life. The following is a selection of funny positive energy paragraphs.

How wonderful it is to have a trustworthy person. The world will trust me without reservation, only meat. As long as I eat more, I will grow much longer and never have an accident.

2. Miracles are not free. If you pray for hope, you will spread the same despair.

I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then go to bed!

4, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

5. loving someone is not playing LOL, and you can't back down in the early stage.

6. Many people are good to dogs and bad to people.

7. After the storm, you will definitely see the rainbow.

8. A complete process. In addition, this is a forward and non-circular process. Everyone lives along different tracks, just like an athlete on his own track. Every track has an end point.

9. Not getting together for dinner will make you look tall. The nature of every meal is determined by people. Even ordinary people's gatherings are just grassroots dinners, and celebrity dinners are also exquisite.

10, I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should show some signs of success.

1 1. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

12. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

13, face his fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

14, except porn.

15, my brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

16, cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

17, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

18, you never know what will happen in the next second unless you try.

19. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

20. The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the human mind is wider than the sky.

2 1, no matter what the grass and trees are, don't force others or yourself to do anything, find your own position, as long as it suits your own happiness!

22. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into madness.

23. if you can't think of it, don't. If you can't get it, you just don't want it

24, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

25. Our life is to be reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

26. I can't be strong, but at least I want to stop being weak!

27. The exam is coming! ! ! Don't go to the hospital! ! . . . . . Because the doctor asked as soon as he came up. . Hang what subject?

28. Silence is the best explanation when you are speechless.

29. Look in the mirror. What other jokes do you want to hear?

30. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

3 1. Without the enrichment of wallet, there is no inner peace. Many people put the cart before the horse.

32. If you don't talk about feelings with married people or people who have lived together, it's mostly a waste of breath. In the end, nothing will be gained, but it will dampen your enthusiasm for life.

33. Take other people's road, let others have nowhere to go, take your own road, and let others follow me.

34, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

35. Success is by no means accidental. If you want to succeed, you must be prepared to give everything.

36. I feel that I can do it, only for a moment.

37. Don't foresee troubles, and don't worry about things that may never happen. Stay in the bright sunshine!

38. Don't look for' solutions' on the Internet, because each one is too serious, and after reading it, you will feel that your illness is difficult to cure.

39. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

40. The Spring Festival is coming again. China has money to buy a plane, but no money to buy a station ticket. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Up and down the river, migrant workers surge. Get up early and stay up late. You need money if you want to compete with scalpers. Seeing a sea of people, one ticket is hard to find. Tickets are so hard to find, attracting countless heroes to compete. Yesterday, Qin Huang Hanwu saw this scene and ran away. Tang Zong Song Zu, also didn't recruit! A generation of Tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back.

4 1, the secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

42. You don't have to be a late bloomer. While you are young, try to make your talents create the greatest value.

43. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

44. Some people say that people who complain are not necessarily unkind, but they are often unpopular.

45, people must have a temper, can long ambition.

46. I finally know that the school's suggestion box has always been empty, opposite the monitoring.

47. Don't feel great. In fact, you need food as much as animals.

48. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

49. I want to give you a present on Tanabata, but I don't have your address.

50. To overcome the anxiety and depression in life, we must first learn to be our own master.

2 1, whether you eat snacks or not, your face is there, not sad or happy; Whether you drink coke or not, your waistline is there, whether you come or not; You run, or you don't run, the weight is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You lose weight, or you don't lose weight, the meat is on you, don't give up; Come to the fat man's arms, or let the fat man live in other people's hearts, silently want to eat, hold back, struggle, tears collapse!

2. I like drinking, and you like drinking milk; I like smoking, and you like convulsions; I like making money, and you like spending money; I like watching jokes, and you like joking; Never mind our relationship, just send the message to the right person.

3. Recent entertainment programs; Through the drama "Lack of money step by step" and "New Words of Money Institute"; Palace drama "Beauty Money Plan"; Songs "You are poisonous", "You are malicious" and "Come back, my money"; Entertainment "If You Are the One" and "Let's share the money".

4. hey! I heard that someone is looking for you, saying that all your wishes will come true. His name is God, his nickname is Jesus, his English name is God, his French name is Happiness, his nickname is Health, and his common name is Happiness.

One day after school, a boy followed me all the way and pestered me. When I got home, I saw the man still standing not far from the door, so I volunteered to blow him away. My brother went out and shouted, I have no eyes, and I have a crush on my sister!

6. Is anyone there? I am a courier who specializes in sending SMS blessings. Please sign this unique message, but don't underestimate it. It is full of blessings from the sender: I wish you peace and happiness all your life; The future is bright and the career is thriving; Of course, sweet love and good luck will always take care of you. What are you dawdling about Sign it for me quickly!

7. When it's cold, I'll give you a hot pot: take happiness as the bottom of the pot, take happiness as the seasoning, add happy meatballs, lucky vermicelli, auspicious shrimp dumplings and wishful kelp, and stew quietly. I wish you good health and delicious food!

8. The aroma and warmth of sesame sauce are not as good as my blessing; Sanjiu Weitai is as close as a friend, not as warm as my short message. I wish you a good mood every day!

Xiao Ming asked his father for fifty cents. His father asked him what he was doing and bought a triangle! His father said, you almost got another twenty cents!

10, the new marriage law came out, and I want to be a man in my next life! Because: no big aunt; No need to have children; No need to wear a bra in summer; You can go shirtless; Men and women take it all; You can pee anywhere; More importantly, there is a house after divorce.

1 1, if you want heat, I'll light it for you; If you are bored, I will add some chaos to you; If you want to eat, I will take your bowl; One purpose is to make you feel extremely chilling, so it's not hot now!

12, this message is purposeful, telling you that I am thinking of you, reminding you to have a rest, remembering to keep in touch often, asking when to get together, talking about trivial things in life, complaining about depression, meeting for a big meal, and of course paying the bill!

13, the wife dragged her husband to the mall to buy clothes. Wife: How about this one? Dave: Yes. Wife: How about this one? Dave: Not bad. Wife: How about that one? Dave: Not bad. The wife is angry: say a good word and you will die! Dave: OK. . . Expensive!

14, eat more apples, safe; Eat more fragrant coke and make more good luck; Eat more Pak Lei and keep your troubles away; Eat more cherries, and you are unlucky to run away; Eat more dates and your dream will come true as soon as possible!

15, a rich life, you are handsome; Have a good date, love each other hand in hand and have fun. Wave goodbye to troubles, plant hope in spring, welcome flowers in summer and harvest in autumn and winter. Happy career, foresight, often playing in trees, be careful to fall!

16, young people don't always surf the internet, just go to the bookstore for a date. The bookstore has classified you. If you want to find someone who loves learning, go to Band 4 or Band 6. If you want to find someone with temperament, go to the music score area; Looking for literature and art, go to the prose tourist area; Want to find a fashionable and beautiful one, go to the beauty magazine area; Want to find a family, go to the menu food area; Want to find a smart one, go to the economic and financial zone; Want to find a young one, go to the teaching consultation area; Even the grades were scored.

17, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, except one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

18, in order to ensure the smooth call, please keep the enthusiasm in summer, please keep smiling, please keep the present friendship, please keep the future friendship, please keep the true feelings of you and me in this life.

19, haha is a happy smile, hehe is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hehe is a sly smile, and roar is a skin-to-skin smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

20, happiness, stop for me! I'm not asking you to find the person who received the text message. I want you to tell him that a friend has been thinking about him, reminding him to be happy forever and cherish his body. Happiness will always meet you, no matter how far or near; Whether busy or idle, happiness will always be connected with you; The days are ups and downs, and friends are always new; Walking through the ditch, I wish you unlimited affection.

2 1, the process of changing love objects: after changing to beautiful women, I found that my looks did not match; After becoming a rich girl, I found that consumption is not worth it; After changing to Shangguan's daughter, I found my position unworthy; After changing into a girl, I found that my posture was wrong; After changing into a lady, I found myself feeling wrong; After changing to waves, I found that the hat was the wrong color. There is no perfect love in the world, it is more realistic to be romantic! I wish love happiness.

22. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!

23. Smile and express your happy mood; Smile and let your teeth feel the freedom of the wind; Smile, make your troubles stupid; Smile, anger will turn into a nod; Smile again, ok, rub the expression muscles, don't be stiff!

24, round face, emitting a long-lost fragrance. The power of transmission, the disguise that penetrates my eyes. The rising heat is like a warm sun melting ice. Your relationship with me is like steel. How can I leave you? My dear beef noodles!

25, the most wanted gas is luck; The water I want to drink most is salary; The most wanted flower is the rich flower; The horse I want to ride most is a dark horse; What I want to do most is to be happy; The most sincere letter is short message. The best blessing is your happiness!

26. Two photographers quarreled about their positions at the press conference. At the end of the press conference, the female reporter left her camera on her seat, and the male reporter smiled and shouted: Hey, your camera! Woman reporter: You are like a duck!

27, watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone+full WIFI+ cold beer+a friend who can shout out on a hot day+a person who loves you = a whole summer. With my blessing, this is a complete and pleasant summer. May summer be in a good mood!

28. That day, you went to the street without authorization. Someone wants to hug you, someone wants to take a photo with you, and someone wants you to perform in the street. Or I know your heart, stand up and say loudly: let this little monkey return to nature.

29. I am the one who has been pursuing you, and I am the one who has been thinking about you. When I first saw you, your charm conquered me. You are the most worthy pursuit in my life. Only you can save my life, you know? Renminbi.

30. My son is two years old and pees before going to bed at night. Me: Son, how about peeing? Son: No me: Be good, sprinkle one, or wet the bed, catch a cold, catch a cold, and then take medicine and injections. Son: No, when the struggle entered the stalemate stage, my wife came over and gave me a white look. In one word, I will take a photo of you and put it online. Son: I have to pee! The network is powerful.

3 1, when the puppy's tail shakes, the trouble and bad luck flee immediately; The kitten barks obediently, bringing greetings and good news; Birds are singing songs and making you smile. I wish you: have a good time.

32. Grandson: Grandpa, why do people like Confucius and Mencius have children after their names? Grandpa: In ancient universities, questioners often have suffixes after their names. Grandson: You are also very learned. Your surname is Bao, or steamed stuffed bun for short!

33. A foreign company came to China to recruit foreign language sales talents. The interviewer said to the candidates who came to interview: You are all talents, so you should make a good selection and try to find the candidates the company needs. I went to interview a foreign candidate, and the interviewer asked him about his basic situation in English. The job seeker never answered. For a long time, he said, I don't understand dialects. Can you speak Mandarin?

Do you know how blue the sky is? This is what I drew. Do you know how the money came from? That was printed by me; Do you know how cows fly? That's what I blew; Do you know how the pig died? The text message is angry!

35. Love is the sport of the brave. Only when you dare to express yourself can you have a chance to succeed. Carry forward the shameless style of the older generation, inherit the shameless tradition of the older generation, meet the brave in the narrow road and win, dare to love, hate and rush. You will: everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. See the rainbow after the storm.

36. Hey, isn't it tiring to take the postgraduate entrance examination? I can't help it Sister-in-law: Marry a rich second generation or an official second generation, or marry a rich old man, and we can also get some light. C: Yes, but the competition in that line is more intense than the postgraduate entrance examination.

37. Animal joke A gecko walked on the road and met a turtle. He smiled and said, You see you are still carrying a pot on your back in such a hot day. Are you tired? The tortoise replied, well, only you can run around naked all day.

38. If you want to hit the target, you have to let the bullet fly for a while; If you want to enjoy the cool, you have to let the breeze blow for a while; If you want to deepen friendship, you have to let the news run for a while; To get a red envelope, you have to let mosquitoes bite for a while.

39. I said that the painful thing is to go to work; Nothing is more painful than working overtime; Nothing is more painful than working overtime every day; What is more painful than working overtime every day is working overtime for free every day. Forward with the same feeling!

40, you are my baby, let me no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

4 1, smile, worry and throw it away secretly; Have fun, the pressure quietly recedes; Beauty is beautiful, and sleep is gentle; May you be relaxed and happy again and again.

42. Danny caught a cold and his mother took her to see a doctor. The doctor said to Danny, little friend, you are sick. You should get a shot in your ass! Dandan is very afraid of injections. She blinked and said, my ass didn't come. It went to play somewhere else!

43, single eyelid classification-; Instead of typing = =; Single and double play-=; False eyelashes mountain _ mountain; Enhanced version of America: before cosmetic contact lenses. _. After the United States ◎ _ ◎; O_O before makeup removal o_o after makeup removal.

44. A miser caught a cold and was afraid of spending money to buy medicine, let alone go to the hospital. So I went to my neighbor's house to borrow medicine, took a pair of medicine, and heard that my neighbor said that I didn't have to return it, so I said, one more pair!

45. Send you text messages to make you laugh; Blessing, I want to give it away; The breeze blows gently, coming and coming; Rain and dew, cold and cold; Birds, birds, twittering incessantly; You, you, laugh, I laugh too.

Funny Positive Energy Fragments Collection 3 Good Positive Energy Fragments Inspire People

First, the principle of caring for others, like other interpersonal relationships, must be sincere. This should be true not only for those who care, but also for those who accept care.

Second, today is so precious that it is not worth wasting for bitter troubles and regrets. Keep your chin up and keep an open mind, just like the sparkling water in spring. Seize today, because it is gone forever.

Three, there are several things in life that must not be lost: the power of self-control, a cool head, hope and confidence.

Fourth, the speed of success is faster than that of parents getting old.

When a person changes from himself, he is no longer an ordinary person.

Six, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal.

If we want to make friends, we must first do something for others, things that need time, effort, consideration and dedication.

Eight, people's desires are endless, and luxury or frugality is determined by objective circumstances.

Nine, wrong is a temporary regret, missed is a permanent regret!

10. Not afraid of the past or the future.

1 1. Life is like a dream. When you wake up, you will know it is empty. It didn't bring anything, and it won't leave anything. No, you should leave something, something beautiful! It didn't come for nothing.

Twelve, as long as you forget yourself, you can be natural, no matter what impression you will give others!

Respect the opinions of others. Never say, "You are wrong."

Fourteen, the direction of the headwind is more suitable for flying.

Life is like a battlefield. Either you die or I live. With the continuous development of society, people who can't keep pace will be eliminated. Only by constantly learning lessons and constantly changing oneself to adapt to society can we be employed by society.

16. Have you ever seen an unhappy horse? Or a sad bird? They have no worries, because they don't have to show off in front of their peers.

Seventeen, when a person starts to struggle from his own heart, he is a valuable person.

18. Even if I can spend a lot of energy to finish things, I will spend a lot of energy to prepare, not a lot of energy.

Nineteen, a glass of water becomes dirty because of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear because of the existence of a drop of water.

Twenty, give up on yourself and trust others. This is the reason for the failure.

Twenty-one, putting aside the past may not necessarily have a good start, but it will certainly not be worse than the past.

Twenty-two, life is like tea, the crude product is bitter, and the fine product is fragrant.

23. Life is a carrot and stick thing. You are weak and he is strong, and you are strong and he is weak.

24. Time is a thief. I suffered heavy losses when I came quietly, and suffered heavy losses after I left, and so did the opportunity.

Don't forget that happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have. It comes entirely from your thoughts. Your future depends largely on what you think today. So, fill your heart with hope, confidence, true love and success.

26. People who are willing to take responsibility stand out more easily than others, no matter where they are. Open your arms and meet your responsibilities! Responsible for small things, responsible for big things, success must belong to you.

Twenty-seven, modesty is too much, the more hypocritical, too close, the more floating, the more extravagant, the more stingy.

28. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

There are two kinds of people in the world: takers and givers. The former may eat better, but the latter will definitely sleep better.

If you want to make friends, remember them first! If you remember my name, it is equivalent to giving me a compliment, indicating that I have left an impression in your heart. You remember my name, which makes me feel important.

Thirty-one, the first secret of successful interpersonal communication is: ask the other person for help; The second secret: praise others sincerely; The third secret: try to meet the needs of others.

There is a compulsory course on the road to success called loneliness.

33. Without patience and endurance, don't blame the reality for being too realistic.

Thirty-four, a day's expenses, to save, must be arranged according to the amount of income.

35. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.